So I told him, just embrace the gayness...
03-10-2010, 04:52 PM
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Talk **** right back... Take them to the track = although, no one ever likes pony up 300$ to drive their car hard for a weekend. Unless they understand what a racetrack is. expecially on 20's
invite out to an Auto X. show how much their car sucks too.... = win
Light car, and a dragstrip = win with boost...
and always the answer is more boost.
invite out to an Auto X. show how much their car sucks too.... = win
Light car, and a dragstrip = win with boost...
and always the answer is more boost.
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03-10-2010, 05:01 PM
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Your friend needs to accept the fact that miata's are mid life crisis cars or cars for homo's. The first week I had my car someone at the girls college I was dating at the time wrote "gay pride" across my windshield with the window chalk. They were even nice enough to color match it.
If you pal is really worried about the g35 guy just tell him like it is: the guy has a g35 lowered on big wheels because he has some deep rooted homosexual tendencies stemming from how his father touched him when he was young and that car helps him to hide from those feelings. Also saying the miata is far superior to it usually pisses people off but your "friend" needs to know a lot about both cars. Taunt the **** out of him for a month or two while he get's good at driving, then beat that *** at autox, and then put up the time printups in the office being sure to highlight the times.
If you pal is really worried about the g35 guy just tell him like it is: the guy has a g35 lowered on big wheels because he has some deep rooted homosexual tendencies stemming from how his father touched him when he was young and that car helps him to hide from those feelings. Also saying the miata is far superior to it usually pisses people off but your "friend" needs to know a lot about both cars. Taunt the **** out of him for a month or two while he get's good at driving, then beat that *** at autox, and then put up the time printups in the office being sure to highlight the times.
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03-10-2010, 05:09 PM
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It's funny that it has a gay car image in the states. Here in Australia it's just a chicks car or an ex-MG driver's car. The gay car is the Mini cabriolet, Jeep Wrangler or Hummer H2.
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03-10-2010, 06:55 PM
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Hell no, I should have said it's a problem with driving the **** out of the car to dust the g35 just to shut MrStinkyNuts up.
Actually, I'm quite glad he has a sense of self preservation. He's the one who bought the fire extinguisher for the garage.
I ninja edited the original post. Thanks.
Actually, I'm quite glad he has a sense of self preservation. He's the one who bought the fire extinguisher for the garage.
I ninja edited the original post. Thanks.
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03-10-2010, 07:39 PM
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Okay, this just in, Mr g35's car is an.... wait for it... AUTOMAGIC! But of course he does have his little paddle shifter, lols.
And apparently, he has it set up as a Donk. Front is "not too low to be illegal in MD" (uh...) and the back is slammed. What do you think the chances are that he has an alignment?
And apparently, he has it set up as a Donk. Front is "not too low to be illegal in MD" (uh...) and the back is slammed. What do you think the chances are that he has an alignment?
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03-10-2010, 07:44 PM
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Just tell your friend to pick up on any weaknesses in these doucher's lifestyles and ram it down their throats.
I'm 24, bought a house, have no credit debt, own 4 cars, buying a truck, a boat, and a motorcycle this summer at some point. Go on vacation where I want, when I want... and I don't make as much money as most of my friends who are in $30-40k credit card debt and another $20k for their cars.
They drive newer, nicer cars but pay the premium for insurance and monthly car payments, and can't afford a vacation or hell, even mods for their cars... oh, and they still live w/ mommy and daddy at age 24 or 25.
They don't give me **** over my beater saturns or my "redneck" Z28, or the "gayata", because we've been down that road once and it ended very bad for them.
Or... as the title says, just embrace the gayness. My miata is purple. No, not factory dark purple... it's like Barney's **** purple.
I'm 24, bought a house, have no credit debt, own 4 cars, buying a truck, a boat, and a motorcycle this summer at some point. Go on vacation where I want, when I want... and I don't make as much money as most of my friends who are in $30-40k credit card debt and another $20k for their cars.
They drive newer, nicer cars but pay the premium for insurance and monthly car payments, and can't afford a vacation or hell, even mods for their cars... oh, and they still live w/ mommy and daddy at age 24 or 25.
They don't give me **** over my beater saturns or my "redneck" Z28, or the "gayata", because we've been down that road once and it ended very bad for them.
Or... as the title says, just embrace the gayness. My miata is purple. No, not factory dark purple... it's like Barney's **** purple.
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03-10-2010, 08:42 PM
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