Originally Posted by levnubhin
(Post 536012)
A 250 whp Miata will usually shut anyone up. It needs more boost!
invite out to an Auto X. show how much their car sucks too.... = win Light car, and a dragstrip = win with boost... and always the answer is more boost. |
Your friend needs to accept the fact that miata's are mid life crisis cars or cars for homo's. The first week I had my car someone at the girls college I was dating at the time wrote "gay pride" across my windshield with the window chalk. They were even nice enough to color match it.
If you pal is really worried about the g35 guy just tell him like it is: the guy has a g35 lowered on big wheels because he has some deep rooted homosexual tendencies stemming from how his father touched him when he was young and that car helps him to hide from those feelings. Also saying the miata is far superior to it usually pisses people off but your "friend" needs to know a lot about both cars. Taunt the shit out of him for a month or two while he get's good at driving, then beat that ass at autox, and then put up the time printups in the office being sure to highlight the times. |
Originally Posted by hustler
(Post 536098)
I'm sticking with the nympholepsy support group, thanks.
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It's funny that it has a gay car image in the states. Here in Australia it's just a chicks car or an ex-MG driver's car. The gay car is the Mini cabriolet, Jeep Wrangler or Hummer H2.
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Originally Posted by oilstain
(Post 536108)
What exactly did you do to those guys that passed out :scared:
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Looks like his mom dressed him, and styled his hair.
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Maybe he should work toward a life where he is not hanging around with losers who drive slammed G35s on 20s that their grandmother (Seriously? ROTFLMAO) got for them.
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Originally Posted by Sparetire
(Post 536132)
Maybe he should work toward a JOB where he is not hanging around with losers who drive slammed G35s on 20s that their grandmother (Seriously? ROTFLMAO) got for them.
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Originally Posted by oilstain
(Post 536008)
Relatively cautious by nature, doesn't want to wreck his new car/kill self/kill others. |
You should hire a tranny to give him road head while obnoxiously revving past them.
How far does Hustler travel for work? |
Originally Posted by kewilso3
(Post 536155)
this is a problem?
Actually, I'm quite glad he has a sense of self preservation. He's the one who bought the fire extinguisher for the garage. I ninja edited the original post. Thanks. |
Seriously, my screen name says it all. But, challenge him to the local autocross, pay his entrance fee, and proceed to kick ass.
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Originally Posted by chicksdigmiatas
(Post 536192)
Seriously, my screen name says it all. But, challenge him to the local autocross, pay his entrance fee, and proceed to kick ass.
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Autox and kick ass...
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Okay, this just in, Mr g35's car is an.... wait for it... AUTOMAGIC! But of course he does have his little paddle shifter, lols.
And apparently, he has it set up as a Donk. Front is "not too low to be illegal in MD" (uh...) and the back is slammed. What do you think the chances are that he has an alignment? |
Just tell your friend to pick up on any weaknesses in these doucher's lifestyles and ram it down their throats.
I'm 24, bought a house, have no credit debt, own 4 cars, buying a truck, a boat, and a motorcycle this summer at some point. Go on vacation where I want, when I want... and I don't make as much money as most of my friends who are in $30-40k credit card debt and another $20k for their cars. They drive newer, nicer cars but pay the premium for insurance and monthly car payments, and can't afford a vacation or hell, even mods for their cars... oh, and they still live w/ mommy and daddy at age 24 or 25. They don't give me shit over my beater saturns or my "redneck" Z28, or the "gayata", because we've been down that road once and it ended very bad for them. Or... as the title says, just embrace the gayness. My miata is purple. No, not factory dark purple... it's like Barney's cock purple. |
Originally Posted by saboteur
(Post 536112)
It's funny that it has a gay car image in the states. Here in Australia it's just a chicks car or an ex-MG driver's car. The gay car is the Mini cabriolet, Jeep Wrangler or Hummer H2.
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Originally Posted by rider384
(Post 536187)
You should hire a tranny to give him road head while obnoxiously revving past them.
How far does Hustler travel for work? EXTREME NWS I was going to post a work-safe link, but this was too good to pass up: NEED PASSABLE T/S TOP - m4t |
Originally Posted by buffon01
(Post 536018)
Ill piss/shit into the door handle of the 350/g35 ------ :dunno:
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