stupid Ex....
 

calles me to B@#$@ about how did I hear she was talking to some guy (lol some like 18 y.o. kid that drank soy sauce to impresse her). I'm like good move sweetie.

I only found out because other people were asking me why she was talking to some dude, and why the never saw me around campus.


I was like, hum more money in my pocket, no drama, and talked to girls all over dosent seem like i lost on this deal :gay:

have you been chatting with hot babes all day?

people really give a shit about what women say? What is this "caring" people speak of?

me :gtfo: ex

me and friends ftw :friday:

Bros before hos.

kinda funny though, I talked to an XGF today. She called me to see what was up, I haven't spoken to her in 5 years, to tell me that she had new, fake boobs. Well, I know the guy she married 6 years ago, and I like him more than she. She also has a BF. I told her it was time to grow up, and move on from me...lol.

cliffs: I masturbated to memories of my EXGF that left me for someone with a bigger cock and then cried. :cry:

dude, never disrespect them until after you get pics! then share them with all your friends. :nono:

:gay: GFs suK

bros B4 hoes +1

That is the whole point man. If your bros do that you have a different way of being friends than i do.

girls have boobies and i like boobies, therefore i like girls.

Preache it brother.

Tru dat. I heard he's like a good 5 inches. :bigtu:

The bigger guy oh you poor boy. Do you need a Corvette/Viper? :rofl:

:bigtu: We are all secure enough to drive miatas, not corvettes.

we should have miataturbo license plate frames that say:

"this car means I have a massive penis"

I'd rock it. :bigtu:

So would I... LOL. Last GF has completely lost her mind, still I hit that from time to time just to remind her that pussy is on loan and I'll take it anytime I want. :)

Mark

haha Thats what I say whenever someone mentions something about my truck (05 GM dually 1ton diesel) being all over compensating...

I say hey I drive a miata bitch! Recognize.:cool:

Ah, I once had someone who didn't have any idea about cars get the complete opposite idea. They totally not only thought my car was "cute" but also thought I was compensating...*doh* Somehow it was entirely more insulting than if I got the typical "so this means you're gay right?" or "It's FWD isn't it?"