Super Powers (bored at work?)
This stuff is ridiculous...
http://www.cracked.com/article_16449...perpowers.html And this is just plain funny... http://www.cracked.com/article_16429...-dc-shame.html Either way.. it burned 30 minutes for me :) |
As journalists, we feel compelled to draw your attention to the fact that his special power wasn't eating an airplane, so much as it was shitting an airplane. Anybody can swallow a foreign object. The other side of the equation is where it gets hard, and on our team of real-life superheroes, we're thinking the plane-shitting would actually be more useful than anything the Das Uberboy does (hey, we have some specific goals in mind). |
. If you're still wondering where the mutant part of this guy's super power comes in, than you obviously haven't considered the size of the balls it takes to do what he does. I would love to see this guy land vertically though. |
In the city of the future, where rush hour features a few million Spideys web-slinging their way to the office, pretty soon every building is going to look like it's either wearing a fur coat, or been Bukakked within mere inches of its life. FUCKING ROFL. people are starting to look at me weird. |
Imagine the bank-robbers running when suddenly rotting arms reach up from the ground, grab that sack of cash, steal his car and beat him with his own intestines. |
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In Samson's case, his bitchy girlfriend, Delilah, nagged him until he revealed this fact at which point she shaved him and handed him over to his enemies. So we guess you could say Samson had two weaknesses, the other being boobs. |
I love this thread, kept me busy for an hour.
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Now that the cat's outa the bag, I'll admit that I am the Uberboy. My parents started keeping it a secret when I was 5 after I farted in the car and blew out all the windows... they thought people would think I was weird.
It's OK now though, I don't need a jack to change the my tires. |
I almost believe it. "LETS DO THIS!"
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