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Quality Control Bot 03-30-2012 12:53 PM

Suspicous activity while driving * true longer story
 
last night the wife says to me she is bored and we should go for a drive. being me and watching east bound and down I say to her, where do you want ricky mothafukin powers to take you. She shrugs her shoulders and says "ooh you have a fast car, i got a ticket to anywhere". We then high five!

So I get out and fire up my toyota and we start to cruise. This is where the night really begins and things get good. I am sitting at the lights about to take the ramp to the highway when a mint F355 roles up beside us. My wife is just oogling over how mint this thing is and she says to the guy "how much?? ". You could tell this guy was a total doucher and he responds "Ferrari". I was like what a chump. Being that I just upgraded my 2jz with a sick stage 3 turbo kit tuned by Titan Motor. I know I am about to unleash hell on this guy. The light goes green and my car pulls the wheels for about the first 30 feet, wife is screaming and I am trying to ensure that we stay on the road. Obviously we win, but thats not the best part yet.

So, we get to this burger joint and we are finally trying to relax and my adrenaline is still just pumping after destroying that Ferrari. Well, our luck would have it that the action wasn't done yet for the night, we were about to see something crazier. A black H1 Hummer goes ripping by just smashing into everything, i was like "WoAH WTF!!!". Well, behind that Hummer is about 8 cop cars chasing the guy and get this... that Ferrari is also chasing him! My wife is like "IS THIS HOLLYWOOD' and i just stared at her eating my White Castle. I have no idea what happened after that but on the news I heard a street car here in Toronto was derailed by the H1 which caused the street car to smash the Ferrari. The drive of the H1??? An escaped convict!

From there the night starts coming to an end, we know we have stories to share for the next while so we packup and start heading home on the highway when we see a suspicious slow moving blue car in the slow lane with 3 white males. Obviously I am trying to conserve my C16 so I just follow at a snails pace. Since the weather is nice and we have the windows down we start detecting the odd smell of marijuana. It is then when we realize our duty that we must report these kids. Not less than 5 minutes into following them the OPP (highway cops) roll up beside the blue car. Just as the cop puts on their lights these guys throw their a small baggy out the window. Can you believe the cops slam on their brakes, I swerve as to avoid. Long story shorter we stayed and were told the 3 were really high on drugs. So as I am saying goodbye and thanking the cops for the wonderful job they have done a white Miata blew by at a super high rate of speed. Another police chase ensued.

We decided to just get home.

The end.

Seefo 03-30-2012 12:59 PM

hahahahaa amazing.

Quality Control Bot 03-30-2012 01:08 PM

Thanks bro!

phillyb 03-30-2012 01:10 PM

tl dr

blaen99 03-30-2012 01:11 PM


Originally Posted by phillyb (Post 856308)
tl dr

^

Full_Tilt_Boogie 03-30-2012 01:19 PM

Wat

Quality Control Bot 03-30-2012 01:25 PM

truth.

tl dr'd because you don't know how to read.

99mx5 03-30-2012 01:28 PM

It's a sign Rick. You should stay with MTnet.

Seefo 03-30-2012 01:31 PM


Originally Posted by 99mx5 (Post 856320)
It's a sign Rick. You should stay with MTnet.

or a miata might take out your toyota. ferrari style!

Vashthestampede 03-30-2012 01:38 PM

+1 for great story :bigtu: lol

mgeoffriau 03-30-2012 01:43 PM

The best part:


...and i just stared at her eating my White Castle.

Faeflora 03-30-2012 01:57 PM

Do you really have a Supra?

gearhead_318 03-30-2012 02:12 PM

Tell us more about your Toy Yoda.

hustler 03-30-2012 02:17 PM

I need a Supra to daily.

JasonC SBB 03-30-2012 02:26 PM


Originally Posted by Rick (Post 856290)
..blew by at a super high rate of speed.

Why "high rate of speed", not just "high speed"?
Because it's more officious and sounds more dangerous?

"High rate of rise of speed" has a totally different meaning...

y8s 03-30-2012 02:49 PM

what color did the wife's brother paint the supra? or did he just say he would help?

2ndGearRubber 03-30-2012 08:53 PM

Why you hatin' on brothas blazin'?

sixshooter 03-30-2012 08:58 PM


Originally Posted by 2ndGearRubber (Post 856544)
Why you hatin' on brothas blazin'?

Why yore eyes so red, biach?

Miater 03-30-2012 09:46 PM

Because Sour D.

jacob300zx 03-30-2012 10:36 PM

I got that purple and red with crystals dogg.


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