Things to do before you die
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Well, I peaked here. Not sure just what else to do now
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go 1 step further: eat your own shit
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No thats up Faes alley along with self semen dinners
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STOP! ..pretending you're even having fun
You just stand there looking dumb And bored with your thumb in your ass You're better than that. For once in your life before you retire Be the leader of the choir Set your pubic hair on fire Just because [you feel like it] Be that moron screaming in the crowd - HEY! This shit could never ever be too loud for me So help us help you armpit fart 'cause we're only getting started... Dance and bleed, Karate chop Pray good times will never STOP... Oh boy is this great! Don't hesitate Grab your feces like an ape And finally celebrate just because. Finally talk to a girl Throw your dream journal in the urinal 'cause with tap shoes and a girdle Dreams really can come true Be living proof. Participate It's the end of the wait Show up late, masturbate Tell your date you're in shape Though you're not. Take off your shirt, Eat a fistful of dirt Never learn, get a sunburn 'cause it looks good on you. |
That touched me in more ways than you can imagine
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Originally Posted by 18psi
(Post 958548)
go 1 step further: eat your own shit
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Do it and then give yourself a warning
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Fake, I dont see any poop.
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Go take a pic of yourself pooping but in mid dumpage and post it. You must one up my pic.
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I'd really like to drive a McLaren F1 before I die.
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Im proud to say I have driven one before about 6 years ago. While I was working in one building (im work in condo property mgmt) a resident had his shipped over from cali and he let me take it on the highway. I took it up to 140mph and it felt nice. Honestly though, while the car was great, I think it was more of the aura of the car that was cool, not so much the car itself as a vehicle.
The one car I really want to drive is a veyron |
That's awesome that you got to drive one. I understand you on the aura part. It's like they say, don't ever meet your childhood hero, haha.
I still need to go sky diving and bungie jumping. I dove a shipwreck in Hawaii, so that's crossed off my list. |
ey jared, how about some boost in that black car of yours before you die? eh?
Seriously, I want to fly in a P-38 like my grandfather piloted in WW2 |
Originally Posted by leatherface24
(Post 958546)
Well, I peaked here. Not sure just what else to do now
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Last night i tagged a NYC cop car. It was amazing.
I also had my first threesome ever last month. It wasn't. Before i die i will Kick johnny depp in the balls Do a muscle up Make my miata run again and dyno it See the aurora borealis Eat the raw flesh of a young boy Retire in ten years Acquire 100M worshippers Ride a dog Fuck four of penpen2s auska-soryu-looking wives Beat a camel to death with my riding crop Get liposuction and make cracklins with my own fat |
Originally Posted by viperormiata
(Post 959477)
I'd really like to drive a McLaren F1 before I die.
is that close enough? |
Originally Posted by Faeflora
(Post 959947)
I also had my first threesome ever last month.
Arent you like 30 lol. :noob: Dann |
Originally Posted by nitrodann
(Post 959956)
Seriously?
Arent you like 30 lol. :noob: Dann |
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