I ate my dinner. Does that make me gay?
11-20-2008, 12:29 PM
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I ate my dinner. Does that make me gay?
My wife threw a pork loin in the oven yesterday. What came out didn't look like a pork loin.
Seriously. This wasn't on purpose. It didn't look like that going in the oven. It was tasty though. Does that make me gay?
Some people get the virgin Mary or Elvis appearing in stuff. Not me. I get a giant schwantz.
Seriously. This wasn't on purpose. It didn't look like that going in the oven. It was tasty though. Does that make me gay?
Some people get the virgin Mary or Elvis appearing in stuff. Not me. I get a giant schwantz.
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11-20-2008, 01:17 PM
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Frank, some people like to baste a pork loin. I like to lick it.
Sliced with saute'd mushrooms all over it didn't look so bad. That's a 12" pan by the way. I was feeling a little inadequate climbing into bed last night.
Sliced with saute'd mushrooms all over it didn't look so bad. That's a 12" pan by the way. I was feeling a little inadequate climbing into bed last night.
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11-20-2008, 04:09 PM
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I figured she cooked the wrong part of the pig when it came out. It really was as scary penile looking as the picture shows it. Like someone bobbed John Holmes and cooked him in my kitchen. Camera phone gave it a funky color. It was fully cooked and a nice golden brown.
Other than the engorged veins running up the sides it was yummy.
Stein, you gotta get rid of that av. It's freaking me out. Worse than the damn huge dong that was cooked and eaten at my house last night.
Other than the engorged veins running up the sides it was yummy.
Stein, you gotta get rid of that av. It's freaking me out. Worse than the damn huge dong that was cooked and eaten at my house last night.
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11-20-2008, 04:53 PM
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I don't think it's gay to eat.....something made of....pork ?
But....I think you have to ask yourself some really REALLY SERIOUS questions about how you could actually CUT that thing and put it in your mouth man.... let alone have that 'thing' put on a plate in front of you !
What the **** is with your wife man ? A bad case of ***** envy ?
But....I think you have to ask yourself some really REALLY SERIOUS questions about how you could actually CUT that thing and put it in your mouth man.... let alone have that 'thing' put on a plate in front of you !
What the **** is with your wife man ? A bad case of ***** envy ?
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11-20-2008, 05:55 PM
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Seriously. It went in the oven pork roast. It came out dong.
I didn't touch it until it was sliced on the plate. Even she was squeemish about cutting it up. I'm just glad it didn't happen when we had family over for dinner. Here you go Mom. Have a giant ****-a-doodle doo.
I didn't touch it until it was sliced on the plate. Even she was squeemish about cutting it up. I'm just glad it didn't happen when we had family over for dinner. Here you go Mom. Have a giant ****-a-doodle doo.
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11-20-2008, 07:12 PM
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Fergus really. You live in Ireland. You likely eat all kinds of disgusting animal parts cooked in all sorts of disgusting ways! Organ meats cooked in a sheep's stomach is not something people eat on this side of the pond.
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