For those of you who are married...
 

Too bad it isn't 1955 again.

who ruined this?

Thats awesome. What ever happened?
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Thanks for the clean version. Much better for printing out and putting on the fridge. I might have to do that.

Anyone calling dibs on my turbo parts? Won't need them after she kills me.:)

I believe it went down like this in 1960 ... There was a big meeting and the women got together and decided it was either continue to act in the manner described in the article or start doing this new thing called "Blow Jobs". I'm happy that women choose the path they did.

I promise that if you present this article to your wife you'll never get a blown again. I'll cook my own dinner if it means I get head. YMMV.

you missed the part where she never questions you if don't come home all night. you were out all night with whores getting blowjobs

Are you guy's saying some wives don't follow these rules anymore?!? I hope my wife doesn't find out other women aren't following the Houskeeping Monthly tenet any longer. If anyone is ever in the area you are welcome to stop by and visit. It's really nice here in Stepford.

all one needs is a strong pimp hand.

lol I wonder what today's guide would look like?

Dig it.
http://ts1.images.live.com/images/th...747d77b20501e0

sometimes you've got to cut a bitch in the head.

Bitch, you do not want these tips.

it would read:
make sure and give in to women's desires, and do whatever they say so you can not be surprised when they break you, then leave you for a man with dignity.

This is definately going on the fridge tonight. If I'm never heard from again you know what happened.

Do you know why the groom is smiling at the alter?
>>>> He thinks He has signed up for a lifetime of Blowjobs.

Do you know why the bride is smiling?
>>>> She know she just gave her last Blowjob :bowrofl:

This is why it is so great to have a wife that grew up in a third world country. Following American advice like this to them is highly coveted. Just don't let them near a TV or you are screwed.

My divorce was finalized two months ago.
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As Willie Nelson puts it - "Divorces are expensive, because they are worth it."

couldnt be happier with my wife: she cooks, cleans, has a full time job and is a sex addict :)
and the best part is that I never once told her to do anything.
fortunately op doesnt apply

pretty much.

Everyone women should know her place and respect it, if not she can gtfo. Obviously there is a lot of intricacy to this but in the simplest most high level way, a women knows her role and a man knows his. Saying "no" and not being a pushover gets you respect.

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