View Poll Results: Nut cleaning methods?

Gently with a loofa (m.net style).

10.71%

Steel wool + pool acid.

32.14%

I have my boyfriend do it.

21.43%

I dip them in steak juice and call the dog in.

17.86%

The wife keeps them on a jar on her nightstand and they never get used.

17.86%

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How do you wash your own balls?

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02-04-2009, 11:32 PM

samnavy

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How do you wash your own *****?

I just watched a show with some midgets and a one legged hamster and was wondering how y'all get your nuts clean?

If I'm missing any options, feel free to post them.

PS: I'm a #4 man myself... hey, it's my dog.

02-04-2009, 11:38 PM

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I have my mom lift up my rolls of fat and do it, like the half-ton teen.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_S30ooGg65E

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02-04-2009, 11:45 PM

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I also like #4, but dont have a dog, so my paraplegic neighbor does it while I slap him around a bit. Ah the satisfaction.

02-04-2009, 11:55 PM

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02-05-2009, 12:22 AM

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5 star thread

steel wool and pool acid ftw

02-05-2009, 12:36 AM

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I just use a decent body wash. Usually use the spray-on lotion and towel dry to rub it in. Then spray some glossy **** on and call it a day.

02-05-2009, 12:55 AM

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Carnuba wax, so they shine

P.S. I added some fun to the carwash thread. Feel free to jump in...

02-05-2009, 01:32 AM

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When washing my entire body I start in the middle.. Wash upwards towards my head make another trip to the middle wash down to my legs/feet make another stop in the middle for good measure. They can never be too clean.

02-05-2009, 09:21 AM

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aw, how am i the only one that voted #5 :(

02-05-2009, 09:31 AM

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I'm more for the gentle touch

02-05-2009, 09:39 AM

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Quote:

Originally Posted by nicacus

So after the pubes are stuck to your soap (since you started in the middle) you wash your face?

Frank

02-05-2009, 09:48 AM

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Quote:

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So after the pubes are stuck to your soap (since you started in the middle) you wash your face?

Frank

Is there any other way?

02-05-2009, 09:48 AM

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there's a reason when surgeons scrub their hands/arm they hold them as upright as possible...

02-05-2009, 09:59 AM

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Because its easier to give each other ------y high fives. "High fives on the house!"

02-05-2009, 10:20 AM

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Quote:

Originally Posted by fmowry

So after the pubes are stuck to your soap (since you started in the middle) you wash your face?

Frank

who uses soap?

02-05-2009, 10:36 AM

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I use a soap free cleanser with herbal additives and lavender. Makes my face feel like a fresh spring morning.

Seriously though, soap free only. Bar soap would **** my face up!

02-05-2009, 10:37 AM

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i was them first because they are the most important.

first i chave them bald
then i use some coast or irish spring (for tingling sensation)
then i gently towel dry
then i teabag

a little light powder helps them not stick to my leg...

02-05-2009, 10:52 AM

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Quote:

Originally Posted by kotomile

I just use a decent body wash. Usually use the spray-on lotion and towel dry to rub it in. Then spray some glossy **** on and call it a day.

+1, when I do wash them that is

as a side note, don't get the scented soap, doesn't clean as well and leaves you smelling like a cab driver

02-05-2009, 11:04 AM

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No teabag option?

02-05-2009, 11:24 AM

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#4 here.

On a serious note, I always start from the top and work my way down. Wash my head, face, brush teeth, then wash my body from top down. Gotta keep the filth going in one direction straight towards the drain. Dial gold bar FTW!
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