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Old 12-29-2009, 09:51 AM
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Sorry, I'm calling BS. This is how you fight terror:

First, create the Al-Qaeda in the Arabian Peninsula.
...the wing of al-Qaeda operating in Saudi Arabia and Yemen, is led by a Yemeni who was once a close aide to Osama bin Laden.

The group, which has been gaining strength in recent years, represents units from the two neighboring countries which merged under the leadership of Nasir Wuhaishi in January.
Then, bring to power a strong leader by releasing them to Saudi Arabia for "Color Therapy" rehabilitation and reintegration program for former jihadists.
The group's deputy leader is believed to be Said Ali al-Shihri, a former prisoner at the United States' Guantanamo Bay detention facility, who was released from Saudi custody in 2007.

Abu al-Hareth Muhammad al-Oufi, another former Guantanamo detainee, has also been identified as a field commander for the group.
Finally, convince a 20-year old to strap a bomb on his body and proceed to blow up a plane.

This is how you fight terror.

oh wait...
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Funny, I think you guys have switched sides(?).
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Funny, I think you guys have switched sides(?).
STFU or I'll pour pig-blood on your soul.
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cool story except:

General 'Black Jack' Pershing vs. Muslim Terrorists - Urban Legends
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Old 12-29-2009, 10:42 AM
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The typeface and copy written by a 15 year old didn't give it away? I'm surprised there wasn't references to "16 boners" buried in it.
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Originally Posted by hustler
STFU or I'll pour pig-blood on your soul.
**** you, you necrotic piece of **** flesh. Maggots got your left ********, I hope you suffer.

Oh, wait.

Forget it, I thought I was typing to 18psi.
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Originally Posted by therieldeal
hustler, fail detected!

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Originally Posted by therieldeal
Its still a really good idea.
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Old 12-29-2009, 10:53 AM
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The article already said what I was going to say. Islam is a pretty flexible religion, in that exceptions are made to the rules all the time. I'd even wager that if they'd been forced to eat some pork they would've been fine in the eyes of their god, since it wasn't their choice.
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fanboi.
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Old 12-29-2009, 12:21 PM
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too long.

but it's still not "wrong" to be muslim.
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Old 12-29-2009, 12:24 PM
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Originally Posted by y8s
too long.

but it's still not "wrong" to be muslim.
All religion is "wrong." Well, to maintain context, "all religion is wrong when its used as propaganda for killing."
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I'm sure if the title was "proof obama is a christian" you'd go on and on about how Christians are evil and want to crusade in your butthole.
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Originally Posted by Braineack
I'm sure if the title was "proof obama is a christian" you'd go on and on about how Christians are evil and want to crusade in your butthole.
I totally agree with you.
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you're just jealous I just got a package with 10 laser pens in it.
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Originally Posted by Braineack
you're just jealous I just got a package with 10 laser pens in it.
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Old 12-29-2009, 03:30 PM
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Originally Posted by Braineack
you're just jealous I just got a package with 10 laser pens in it.
red or green?

the green one is the bomb. lights up the whole room.
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just red. i like getting all the write-off products that i want...
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