Friend , just emailed this..made me lol so thought I'd share....



A little white guy goes into an elevator, looks up and sees this HUGE
Black guy standing next to him.

The big guy sees the little guy staring at him looks down and says:

'7 feet tall, 350 pounds, 20 inch private, 3 pound *********, Turner
Brown.'

The white man faints and falls to the floor.

The big guy kneels down and brings him to, shaking him. The big guy
says: 'What's wrong with you?'

In a weak voice the little guy says, 'What EXACTLY did you say to me?'

The big dude says: 'I saw your curious look and figured I'd just give
you the answers to the questions everyone always asks me.....

I'm 7 feet tall, I weigh 350 pounds, I have a 20 inch private, my ********* weigh 3pounds each and my name is Turner Brown.'

The small guy says: 'Turner Brown?!...Sweet Jesus, I thought you said,
'Turn around!!''

 

Well you just bought yourself hell for the next 10 years, now im always gonna salute you with Turner Brown.

 

Good one....

 

lol sam