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blaque 08-01-2008 10:32 PM

What is the best place to buy bulk condoms online??
 
seriously.. there are about a million websites and I hope SOMEBODY here has some good suggestions.

Saml01 08-01-2008 10:40 PM

Only sailors use condoms.

samnavy 08-01-2008 10:57 PM

Not anymore baby, yah!
http://streetknowledge.files.wordpre...mike_myers.jpg

bryantaylor 08-01-2008 11:05 PM

wishfull thinking huh

paNX2K&SE-R 08-01-2008 11:21 PM

http://www.impawards.com/1999/poster...igolo_ver2.jpg

Saml01 08-01-2008 11:39 PM

Just pullout man, and if she doesnt agree to that then put it in her pooper.

Zabac 08-01-2008 11:59 PM

I will report you to the mods...this is childish behavior, you cannot put this on an open forum, my nephew may see this (cause I have no kids since I am gay).
-M.net member

:rofl:

Just go to walmart, thats where I buy my stash...they have 36qt boxes.

coastertrav 08-02-2008 12:02 AM

Sams Club FTMFW!

On box 2...

y8s 08-02-2008 12:14 AM


Originally Posted by blaque (Post 291124)
seriously.. there are about a million websites and I hope SOMEBODY here has some good suggestions.

sommmmmmmmmmmmmmebody's too shy to go to the drugstore.

johndoe 08-02-2008 12:32 AM

i haven't used a condom in about 3 years and I don't plan on going back to them. chicks on birth control ftmfw.

18psi 08-02-2008 12:38 AM


Originally Posted by y8s (Post 291174)
sommmmmmmmmmmmmmebody's too shy to go to the drugstore.

maybe cause they dont sell them that small?:giggle:

in all seriousness though, go to walmart/walgreens/costco/samsclub/longs/riteaid hell even some food stores carry that shit now LOL

if all else fails, as said earlier: stick it in the cornhole

Zabac 08-02-2008 12:44 AM


Originally Posted by 18psi (Post 291186)

if all else fails, as said earlier: stick it in the cornhole

This is a Miata forum, where else do you think was he going to stick it?
:rofl:

Miatamaniac92 08-02-2008 01:06 AM

http://www.condomdepot.com/
Get the sampler tin
http://www.condomdepot.com/content/p...s_tin_2008.jpg


Or rather, how much bulk are you talking about? Pron star 24 hr world record fucking?:giggle:

+1 more on the cornhole. NSFW


















http://www.dirtyrottenwhore.com/wp-c...r/----_sex.jpg

Chris

y8s 08-02-2008 10:17 AM

all you no-condom guys... do you have documented proof that neither you or your partners have no diseases?

voice of reason.

LOLA - 92 08-02-2008 10:40 AM


Originally Posted by y8s (Post 291273)
all you no-condom guys... do you have documented proof that neither you or your partners have no diseases?

voice of reason.

Voice of Reason - Or, Voice of "It hurts when I pee" :giggle:

johndoe 08-02-2008 10:46 AM


Originally Posted by y8s (Post 291273)
all you no-condom guys... do you have documented proof that neither you or your partners have no diseases?

voice of reason.

yes, I'm of course talking about monogamous relationships. You'd have to be a retard to stick your dick someplace you know nothing about. Even condoms won't always help you though. Case in point, my younger brother has sex for the first time his freshmen year of college with a rubber on and still gets HPV.

Saml01 08-02-2008 11:13 AM


Originally Posted by y8s (Post 291273)
all you no-condom guys... do you have documented proof that neither you or your partners have no diseases?

voice of reason.

Yes. I dont take the rubber off until I know the other person is clean.

I point and laugh at people that couldnt keep their dick in their pants because they couldnt find a rubber and catch an STD all for 2 minutes of pleasure.

Yes, so learn from your parents mistakes, wear a condom.

samnavy 08-02-2008 11:32 AM

^Yeah, but it was the best 2 minutes of her life!

naarleven 08-02-2008 12:04 PM


Originally Posted by samnavy (Post 291301)
^Yeah, but it was the best 2 minutes of her life!

When its this good baby, it doesnt have to be long.


gman3 08-02-2008 12:15 PM


Originally Posted by naarleven (Post 291310)
When its this good baby, it doesnt have to be long.


Too funny

hustler 08-02-2008 01:32 PM

http://www.bbc.co.uk/blogs/ni/pope-b...aturno-hat.jpg

Vashthestampede 08-02-2008 01:39 PM

My E-penis has squirted in more vag's than all of you combined, x3. :jerkit:

Seriously bro, if you gotta buy that many.....you might want to give the girl a double take and slow down on the alcohol. Your member will thank you later for not sticking it into something that resembles a steak-um sandwich....wrapped up or not. :bigtu:

Vash-

18psi 08-02-2008 02:34 PM

that vid is a winner :bowrofl:

y8s 08-02-2008 04:03 PM


Originally Posted by LOLA - 92 (Post 291278)
Voice of Reason - Or, Voice of "It hurts when I pee" :giggle:

that's only when I use lotion with menthol :eek5:

Milton Tucker 08-02-2008 04:03 PM

If you need bulk condoms for a prank, eBay is your friend. I picked up 2,000 out of date condoms for 20 bucks a few years ago. There are few things in life more gratifying then filling some ones car full of helium filled condoms. :giggle:

Here is a listing of 1000 still in date for $67.95
http://cgi.ebay.com/1000-LifeStyles-...6.c0.m14.l1318

blaque 08-02-2008 05:16 PM

hahaha it's purely because of the price.

LOLA - 92 08-02-2008 05:20 PM


Originally Posted by blaque (Post 291444)
hahaha it's purely because of the price.

Maybe look for Used Rubbers on EBAY :giggle:

y8s 08-02-2008 06:32 PM

or just wash yours out

airbrush1 08-02-2008 08:20 PM

nah, you just turn it inside out and wear it again.... like underwear and socks

oconnor 08-02-2008 08:21 PM

Dude, you'll never get your hand pregnant. Save your money

Savington 08-03-2008 02:43 PM

Costco.


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