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"I usually charge $10000 per hour for my consulting services, so this is a huge deal. What can I say, I'm a man of the people."

"How can I know this isn't a scam?"

"because I said so."

dude, how in the hell do you come across this shit?

Do you search for "loser business card guy"?

What a tool that guy is.

Oh yeah, let's see your business card...idiot.
(I work for the government, its my job to find awesome things like this)

The Rich Jerk - The Official Website

I swear I met this guy in houston at the airport hitting on one of the bartenders at chili's.

I would never hire a guy who takes 25 years to design a business card. epic slow fail.

His type of guy used to wear big gold chains and medallions over their chest fur.


He could barely draw a crowd if he got hit by a bus.

I like this guy, he has the intensity I need in MY business.

Well, his business is getting noticed, and we're discussing him. I guess he wins.

So...Hustler makes business cards now?

Oh lame I thought the music was coming from the card. My dreams were crushed when I realized it was just background music.

I shit at 7 AM, guaranteed, at least usually

This guy is a douche, but he is right. You're supposed to make your car rememberable. Those cheap plain paper ones are crap. And while he is a douche, you would sit at your desk playing with his card after he leaves. You might play with this one longer though.

without re-watching the video, do you know what he does or what his name is?

He's some kind of dude, and he has a pimp-tight business card.

I caught it, that shit works...

Bryce Bell, ME

At least I know my tax dollars are going to something useful.

I would try to put it in the Rolodex so that I can store it somewhere, wait it doesn't fit. Next, I would have to leave it on the desk, move it around a few times because it is in my way, and finally toss his embossed card into the trash can because I am tired of moving it out of my way.

I don't have need for business cards. My name is among my peers by word of mouth. :fawk:

"Oh my god, it even has a watermark"