What I did last night....
 

So I went out on a Thursday (rare for me) and got obliterated at a party. We did the obligatory run to Taco Bell and got to bed right around 3:30-4am. I woke up this morning at 8am for work and the bedroom smelled like piss and I was super confused.
My girlfriend tells me:
Apparently last night I got up in the middle of the night and told my girlfriend "I have to go to the bathroom". I then proceeded to walk over to her dresser, open the drawers, whipped it out and pissed all over her clothes. I "flushed" and got back into bed and fell asleep.

Needless to say, I'm hungover and useless today at work haha. Seriously though, anyone else had one of these nights?

Can't say I have had that happen before, but I wanted to ask if the girlfriend was extremely pissed at you this morning. I can't imagine she would have taken that well, but maybe yours is more understanding then most. ;)

I watched my little bother (4 y/o at the time) get up from napping on the couch, walk to the pantry, and pee all over the cereal shelf.

I've had one of those nights though. My brother-in-law and I were celebrating his new appartment, and he tried to out vodka n redbull me, even though he weighs about 70 lbs less than I did then. He ended up getting his stomach pumped, and the last thing I remember was telling the officer I was drunk (like he didn't know..)

Ironically we were both laughing about it in the morning. ;)

Now that is a good relationship. :)

So we're in class, which is held in a computer lab, and we're all giving our presentations for our semester projects. I laughed obnoxiously loud when I read that, good stuff, not good for in class reading though.

BTW, we built a hovercraft.

wow....

anyway lol, on my 21st, my gf took me to tgi fridays, after i downed about 9 shots straight with a buddy of mine, needless to say, i dont remember going to tgi's. yelling at the waitress, spilling my drink, and puking all over the place, i do however remember getting up in the morning going wtf happend? and she goes, well, that was a great 21st, u dont remeber a thing, im like, hmm, yep,,, one of those nights

and then you dumped her?


brad that's an awesome story. what store does she want a new wardrobe from (all in good fun, sure--but she will want the new clothes)

Dude, how do you know she didn't piss in the drawer and blame it on your drunk ass?
I mean, that's about the only way she can't be angry.

lol....very true! :bowrofl:

Vash-

No ring on her finger, my credit card is safe.

You bring up a good point. Here is the chat log:
Bradley: Ben: Dude, how do you know she didn't piss in the drawer and blame it on your drunk ass?
I mean, that's about the only way she can't be angry
Bradley: YOU DID IT
Michelle:HAHAH yeah right
one
how the hell would i position myself in the corner of the drawer
two why would i even tell you since you dont remember
three
ben is probably embarrassed bc he has probably done it too and then blamed it on his gf
four
i wasnt drunk
five
YOU WERE!!!!

One, it's called the hover. Same thing that we do when we have to make boom boom in a skeezie bathroom
Two, because she had to explain the urine in the dresser
Three, I've done my share of stupid things but have failed to ever urinate or deficate in my bedroom
Four & Five, That just reinforces my point! She's trying to get away with murder here.

Michelle, eh. I'm starting to get a clue
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This Thread rocks!!!
WOW! I laughed way to hard...why? b/c i can relate, sort of...

rofl:, and here i watched nbc last night with the wife and thought I was having a good time

Watching Scrubs and The Office back-to-back IS almost as good as pissing on your clothes.

what's funny about that is i had a girlfriend in college that got so drunk one night, she woke up later after passing out, walked to the other side of my room and dropped trou, sat down on my computer chair, and pissed on it thinking she was in the bathroom. pulled up her pants, came back to bed... :eek5:

luckily it was raining, so i just wheeled it out the door and let it get clean in the rainwater. :fawk:

your gf sleeps in pants, poor guy!!!

scott and brad, when I move to VA, will you come over and watch top gear with me on mondays? we can make jokes about where our SOs pee.

At one of our parties in college, my roommate's GF just came out of the apartment, dropped her pants, sat down on the stairs outside the front door and peed right there in front of me. She was wasted enough that she might have thought she was in the bathroom. She was also backwoods hick enough that she might have known perfectly well where she was and just didn't care LOL.

that's pretty normal for college. female friends of mine who were drunk enough and in our neighborhood would use our front yard as a toilet.

My buddy has sleep-pissed 4 times that I know of in the past year. The only time I witnessed it was in the middle of the night after drinking he just gets up off his futon, walks over to the corner and starts pissing. He didn't even pull down his pants, just stood there and pissed then went back to sleep on the futon.

My cousins drunk husband got out of the bed and just pissed the wall. Then the next morrning he wakes up and starts complaining about the smell. And she let him have it!
We still make fun of him. Lol

Same week of drunken fun. Her sister just popped a squat in the club parking lot and lost her driving liscense. Lol

LMAO!


I got really really drunk one night.. so my best friend decided to cart me around in his car between drinks. We ended up going to our local car-guy hangouts....where i was given more beer. The last thing i remember was taking bets that i could ride a mini-bike (pocket-rocket) down the parking lot and back. If i made it back i was owed a hotdog from Quick Trip. God damn if i didn't get my hot dog :) I was told later that i was making $1 bets that i would lick brake dust off my friends wheels........

My 21st was just on monday... I remember going downtown and thats about it. And all week i've been hearing some funny storys:giggle:

I got really really drunk one night.. so my best friend decided to cart me around in his car between drinks. We ended up going to our local car-guy hangouts....where i was given more beer. The last thing i remember was taking bets that i could ride a mini-bike (pocket-rocket) down the parking lot and back. If i made it back i was owed a hotdog from Quick Trip. God damn if i didn't get my hot dog I was told later that i was making $1 bets that i would lick brake dust off my friends wheels........

When hungry a man has to do what a man has to do.

yes, except i stole 6 seasons from brad :)

i wait patiently for BBC-A HD.

heard dat.

i did the exact same thing except i was crashing at a friends house on his floor and i pissed all over his desk and computer........didn't smell though piss was 100% clear

I had an episode like this about a month into the relationship with my girlfriend. We went to Prague for spring break. The first night there we went out and I drank a little too much Absinthe. I woke up shortly after lying down butt naked (still drunk) proceeded to walk over to a chair where I though my pants were. Instead I grabbed the GF's coat and started to pull the arms up over my feet still thinking they were pants. Not being able to pull them up I give up, leave them hanging around my ankles and shuffle into the bathroom, piss, get some on the coat and shuffle back. By this time the girlfriend is awake and laughing at me. I realize what I've done and shamefully slip back into bed while she uses the bathroom. While she's gone I rip the nastiest fart you can imagine (neither one of us had farted in front of each other up till this point). She comes back stiffs the air with a worried look and asks if I puked somewhere. I admit that I farted, laughter ensues, and we've been together ever since.

I know a guy who went home after an office party totally pissed out of his head, he woke up in the middle of the night and puked all over himself in the bed and went back to sleep. Next morning when he woke up he was covered in puke, stuck to his face and hair etc. He said he just looked around and decided to go back to sleep....in the puke !!

i've probably done it all.... once, i was pissing on a bush in winter with snow covering everything, fell into it into my own mess and passed out, woke up hours later with the birds, luckily no frostbite or other bad stuff, i figure i had so much alcohol in my system it was like antifreeze