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hustler 01-10-2008 10:59 PM

this is what I look for in a woman
 

paul 01-10-2008 11:08 PM

i'd kill myself if i had to listen to that accent and manvoice.

cjernigan 01-10-2008 11:10 PM

You don't like her because she gets to drive the R8 and spends her days on the nuremberg. Doesn't help that she can probably drive better than most people on here.

paul 01-10-2008 11:12 PM

i like my bitches in the kitchen where women should be.


edit: and Jes approves that msg.

Trent 01-10-2008 11:23 PM

Personally, i LOVE the accent.

Al Hounos 01-10-2008 11:30 PM

she looks like fun.

elesjuan 01-11-2008 12:38 AM

Yeah, thats one fawking annoying sounding woman. Shes hot, though.

Pssh.. Like that bubble turd would actually beat a GT3.

Sleeper_MX5 01-11-2008 01:42 AM

i'll hit that..

rmcelwee 01-11-2008 03:03 AM


Originally Posted by cjernigan (Post 197336)
You don't like her because she gets to drive the R8 and spends her days on the nuremberg. Doesn't help that she can probably drive better than most people on here.

Probably? Most? That girl can run circles around all of us!

boardboy330 01-11-2008 08:39 AM

Randy: Know what I look for in a girl?
Brian: No, what?
Randy: I ask myself...could she take a punch?

I think the girl in the video could... :D


NOT FOR CHILDREN... http://www.2girls 1cup dot com (Randy showed me this too...)

levnubhin 01-11-2008 08:50 AM

I'll take the Porsche and some lessons from the chick.
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mazda/nissan 01-11-2008 08:51 AM

I mean really the stig gave her enough chances, letting her pass on the inside, retaking the lead on the outside, she had her fair chance.

oh yeah and i already have too much testosterone, don't need any more :nono:

Saml01 01-11-2008 09:24 AM

Imagine what sex would be like with her "SCHNELL SCHNELLL MACH SCHNELL"

Zabac 01-11-2008 09:34 AM

haha, women like her dont need you to fuck them, you just whip it out and they take care of the rest...lol
i have to agree with paul though, for anything more than sex i do tend to like the kitchen type much better

j_man 01-11-2008 10:54 AM

My wife can drive like that. She has her own helmet too.
She is not american either. She knows German. And she looks and is much hotter than Sabine :D



Zabac 01-11-2008 11:03 AM

pics or BAN lol

Joe Perez 01-11-2008 12:32 PM

Hotter than Sabine? Pics or BAN.

magnamx-5 01-11-2008 12:44 PM

I like German women :D A women who is actualy able to drive my car as well or better than me would be awesome. But I :dunno: if i will ever happen on one the chances of me finding one and of said women likeing me are pretty slim.

Saml01 01-11-2008 01:04 PM


Originally Posted by j_man (Post 197511)
My wife can drive like that. She has her own helmet too.
She is not american either. She knows German. And she looks and is much hotter than Sabine :D

Prove it.

hustler 01-11-2008 01:25 PM

the voice is hot.

jayc72 01-11-2008 01:41 PM


Originally Posted by Joe Perez (Post 197561)
Hotter than Sabine? Naked Pics or BAN.

Fixed.

Joe Perez 01-11-2008 02:21 PM


Originally Posted by jayc72 (Post 197598)
Fixed.

Hell, I'll settle for pics in a full racing suit with an open-face helmet on, strapped into the driver's seat of a Ford transit van (or similar).

Zabac 01-11-2008 02:24 PM

has anyone ever seen german porn? funny shit, they play them late night back in the motherland on almost every local chanel, funny as hell
SPRITZ MEINE FOTZE haha those of you who know are laughing right now

jayc72 01-11-2008 02:38 PM


Originally Posted by Joe Perez (Post 197610)
Hell, I'll settle for pics in a full racing suit with an open-face helmet on, strapped into the driver's seat of a Ford transit van (or similar).

Sounds like a fetish. I can respect that, however I like boobies.

TonyC 01-11-2008 05:09 PM

sabine.. same chic who did did the ring taxi in the m5 right? ick. is that a german emo haircut she's sportin'? :barf:

btw: porsche - there is no substitute. friggin OWNED.

chriscar 01-11-2008 05:52 PM

I *never* sit in the passenger seat, but I'd love to have her give me a ride around the ring. In a van!



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j_man 01-11-2008 07:31 PM


Originally Posted by Joe Perez (Post 197561)
Hotter than Sabine? Pics or BAN.





Hey Joe, do you remember that time when you came over with Shaikh and were a passenger in my car for a lap ;) She was around - I don't remember did I introduce her to you - maybe not. Me & her were co-driving between the groups. You should've taken pics back then :p
And it was a hot summer day so she was prolly in a short skirt that day (I don't remember).

Next time we meet I'll tell her to talk in German to you :p she also fluent in Spanish, Russian, etc. languages




j_man 01-11-2008 07:37 PM


Originally Posted by jayc72 (Post 197598)
Fixed.


Naah. The naked pics are only for me .... :cool:

Joe Perez 01-11-2008 07:53 PM


Originally Posted by j_man (Post 197794)
Hey Joe, do you remember that time when you came over with Shaikh and were a passenger in my car for a lap ;)

The only things I remember about that lap are the overwhelming sound of your supercharger, and fear. :bigtu:

AbeFM 01-13-2008 04:12 AM

her accent is totally hot. Insofar as it reminds me of the exchange student who lived across the street for a year when I was a kid.

Then I ended up with every german exchange student after her, but it was never the same. Damnit.

Anyway - I would only let her drive far superior cars so I would know why I lost. :-)

compy 01-13-2008 09:09 AM


Originally Posted by paul (Post 197338)
i like my bitches in the kitchen where women should be.


edit: and Jes approves that msg.

like my bitches like i like my coffee..

magnamx-5 01-13-2008 09:18 AM


Originally Posted by compy (Post 198287)
like my bitches like i like my coffee..

Sweet and creamy?

Saml01 01-13-2008 11:31 AM


Originally Posted by compy (Post 198287)
like my bitches like i like my coffee..

ground up and in the freezer?

AbeFM 01-13-2008 02:14 PM

In a bag, with just enough air to "breath".


Anyway, there's only one answer to what I want to see in a woman: My &%&$

hustler 01-13-2008 03:18 PM


Originally Posted by compy (Post 198287)
like my bitches like i like my coffee..

covered in feces and semen?

Toddcod 01-15-2008 02:05 PM

It sounds good to have a woman that wants to race your car. ITS NOT! My girl is always bugging me to drive my bike or the car. Everytime I try to go out riding or racing with the guys she wants to go too. I like that, but sometimes it sucks.

AbeFM 01-15-2008 03:35 PM


Originally Posted by Toddcod (Post 199396)
It sounds good to have a woman that wants to race your car. ITS NOT! My girl is always bugging me to drive my bike or the car. Everytime I try to go out riding or racing with the guys she wants to go too. I like that, but sometimes it sucks.

At least you can pee standing up.

rmcelwee 01-15-2008 03:39 PM


Originally Posted by whaaamx5 (Post 197476)
i have to agree with paul though, for anything more than sex i do tend to like the kitchen type much better

My wife just finished writing her first cookbook (that is why I have gained more than 50 pounds since we got married)...

y8s 01-15-2008 04:39 PM


Originally Posted by rmcelwee (Post 199446)
My wife just finished writing her first cookbook (that is why I have gained more than 50 pounds since we got married)...

her next one should be a lose weight with awesome food book

Zabac 01-15-2008 05:11 PM


Originally Posted by y8s (Post 199503)
her next one should be a lose weight with awesome food book

lol

TonyC 01-15-2008 06:53 PM


Originally Posted by Toddcod (Post 199396)
It sounds good to have a woman that wants to race your car. ITS NOT! My girl is always bugging me to drive my bike or the car. Everytime I try to go out riding or racing with the guys she wants to go too. I like that, but sometimes it sucks.

^^^ insecuuur. :gay:

Toddcod 01-20-2008 09:57 AM

Im not insecurrrrrrr. I just need some space every once in a while. Sometimes you wanna do guy things like hit the titty bar and have a beer. With my woman there will be NO BEER AND definnately No Titty bar!


The cell phone is bad enough get around. Lol

Zaphod 01-21-2008 12:57 AM

Well, as I am from Germany, I will have to tell my 2 cents. (Euro-cents of course :) )

I think no-one on here is able to drive like Sabine. (I'm quite confidend about that) She is drinving the "RINGTAXI" over here at the Nuerburgring. She's driving a BMW M5 as taxi on the ring and gets big strong man to vomit all over themselfs...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rvN_v...eature=related

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mNemK...eature=related

Greets

magnamx-5 01-21-2008 01:23 AM


Originally Posted by Zaphod (Post 202350)
Well, as I am from Germany, I will have to tell my 2 cents. (Euro-cents of course :) )

I think no-one on here is able to drive like Sabine. (I'm quite confidend about that) She is drinving the "RINGTAXI" over here at the Nuerburgring. She's driving a BMW M5 as taxi on the ring and gets big strong man to vomit all over themselfs...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rvN_v...eature=related

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mNemK...eature=related

Greets

I would give it a shoot who wants to supply the car? :p

hustler 01-21-2008 09:27 AM

I did a ring taxi ride back in like 2001. It was epic. the strangest part was driving on a track, with sabine driving at the limit, with no helmets. I miss the strong US dollar.

soflarick 01-22-2008 10:14 PM

The weak dollar has tourists flooding South Florida. Better the money comes here than goes elsewhere, we need it. Sabine is righteous.

JDMAflac 01-23-2008 01:20 AM

You actually met Sabine? :bowdown: Curious, how much was the taxi ride?


British accent> *

Milton Tucker 01-23-2008 01:57 AM


Originally Posted by JDMAflac (Post 203337)
You actually met Sabine? :bowdown: Curious, how much was the taxi ride?


British accent> *

http://www.edmunds.com/insideline/do...ticleId=121631
I would pay $250.00 for that ride:eek:


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