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Old 06-02-2010, 09:44 AM
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Default Emergency Blender Gasket
So... I had a lady friend guest over the weekend, went to make some margaritas and the fricking gasket for the blender base was gone, ex took it dammit! So the pressure is on, got this totally cute young lady ready to chill at my pool with a cold drink and I got no blender!! ****!!! Then it occurs to me, there must be something I can use in the garage... think man, think!!

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sooo... If you ever loose the rubber gasket for your blender a thermostat housing gasket from the Miata will work just dandy!
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Old 06-02-2010, 09:51 AM
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Pics of said lady?
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I hope that was not the only piece of rubber you had to use.
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I hope that was not the only piece of rubber you had to use.
Why else would he need to use a piece of rubber? Don't you know when the chick is on top she can't get pregnant. Gravity FTW!!!
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Originally Posted by shuiend
Why else would he need to use a piece of rubber? Don't you know when the chick is on top she can't get pregnant. Gravity FTW!!!
Your mom tried to tell me that ****...and look where we're at now.
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Your mom tried to tell me that ****...and look where we're at now.
Dont be a dummy, *** on her tummy.
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Originally Posted by gospeed81
Your mom tried to tell me that ****...and look where we're at now.
Thats going to be $26.50. She aint free. If you pay with paypal you have to send moeny as a gift.
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post compromising pics of said 'chick' (read: well-endowed man of foreign origin)
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what's moeny?
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So did you **** her or what?
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so did you **** her or what?
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Originally Posted by shuiend
If you pay with paypal you have to send moeny as a gift.
Should I consider the clap a gift in kind?
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Originally Posted by UrbanSoot
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I don't kiss and tell... (read: not yet but It's reeeeeeaaaalllly close)
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Yea! Mixing drinks with antifreeze impregnated cardboard. Your special lady friend must have high standards...

Instead of freaking out over the blender, next time just slip some Rohypnol in her beer.
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Originally Posted by rmcelwee
Yea! Mixing drinks with antifreeze impregnated cardboard. Your special lady friend must have high standards...

Instead of freaking out over the blender, next time just slip some Rohypnol in her beer.
New gasket, your vagine is showing.
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I'm not exactly sure what a new thermostat gasket looks like (too cheap to spend the $1.29 <G>).
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Originally Posted by rmcelwee
... next time just slip some Rohypnol in her beer.
I almost felt guilty one time, but she woke up half way through.
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