What we do to pizza delivery drivers
 

We have 3 more videos we have planed out already.

not getting laid as a newly single man?

Hi I'm Jared and welcome to jackass.

you own a Miata... the second video isn't very far off base...

The jackass thing...it used to annoy me because i was doing this kind of stuff even before tom green was on tv and he came before jackass. At the very least is safer then fighting if which ive been trying to give up

Jared Boneradventure

This is more up everyones alley here im sure

---- in the pool

Who was on duty at the time, LOL!

hahaha, this made my day!

Michael Winslow needs to be here also

Michael Winslow? What about Carl Winslow?
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What exactly do you do? Just wondering. It seems like you do a wide variety of things.

I as wondering the same thing.

Im do a lot of things actually. My actual job is an assistant manager at a luxury condo. I see so many things that are just too good not to film.

You could have warned us about the NSFW elevator clips..

I guess but there is no nudity involved lol

Anyone have an Idea they want us to do to the delivery people? This goes without saying that I wont do anything illegal on film to them. Borderline stuff maybe. If its something we can do and its funny, we'll do it.

answer the door with nothing but a jock strap and cup with crazy ---- sharpied all over you. And put cloths line clips on your nips, the dialog is up to you.

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Pay the driver in nickles and pennies. Drop them all over the floor as you give them to him.

Try to buy sexual favors from them.

My bare ass is not a sight to behold. I will do this but slightly modified. It will be good.

The nickles and pennies yes, the sexual favors....i may strongly insinuate something :)

take pizza, close door.

I actually did that without paying and we closed the door and waited to see how long it would take for the guy to knock. He waited 3 minutes before knocking. I wanna do it again but film it this time.

I also want to do one where we open the door, take the pizza, not say a word and stare at the guy. Then quietly pick up a slice and feed it to him, then close the door without paying.

if you do it again, when you reopen the door to finally pay, do it naked.

That would be decent exposure. I dont want to get arrested for that :)

then put a thong on. a banana hammock.

that will happen actually as its been discussed already :)

Im going to let them take their tip out of my thong.

Have I told you lately that I love you, Jared?

Do it to the mail man. Say "you got a package for me sweetheart?"

*snuggles*

I know the mail lady. It wouldnt work as I had terrorized her when she first started on my route lol

Piss your pants. Run away crying without paying. Change your pants. Come back and pay like nothing had happened. Tip with moist bills. Multiple cameras!

I like this

get in knife fight.

This thread needs to deliver.

strike 1: bump 3 year old thread with a worthless reply.

I'm failing to understand how the age of this thread actually denounces it from current forum talk. We aren't talking about outdated things or a topic rehashed over and over again. Why are you giving me a strike, as if I post regularly enough to actually be negatively effected by it. It carries the same weight as me telling you, "strike one."
Also, this whole thread is essentially worthless replies given the topic at hand, but it is in the "Insert BS Here" subforum so that should actually be okay. :magna:
I'm sure my perception is off and I should feel disgraceful for being the cause of a line of text reappearing and disturbing your eyes though...

WOOHOO STRIKE TWO!