What's there to do in Huston Texas?
So... Saturday the 25th, I'm going to Texas with my wife for a week to visit my mother inlaw. Any suggestions on what to do while there?
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Drive your car into a bridge support. Life support machine > Houston any day.
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Originally Posted by levnubhin
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OP, depends on your kicks. If you're into museums both the art and science ones are good, and our zoo kicks ass. The beach is far away and sucks. Some of the parks are decent, Memorial rock if you're into mountain bikes. Great shopping in the Galleria and Woodlands for wife. I would eat at Fogo de Chao (Brazilian BBQ - very nice) or Saltgrass (steaks - nice) or Pappadeaux (cajun chain, great fish - nice). Astros games rock even though the team sucks. Brand new ballpark and every seat has a better view than anything in the old Astrodome. Don't know much about club scene anymore, although Numbers was the shit back in my day (when Deftones used to play there). |
Originally Posted by Milton Tucker
(Post 430744)
Drive your car into a bridge support. Life support machine > Houston any day.
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Gotta agree with milton.
One of my favorite bars in houston is the Front Porch Pub. Used to regular there. Is it crawfish season? Dave and Busters? Man Houston doesn't really have much to do other than go to bars or hang out in the mall. |
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Originally Posted by levnubhin
(Post 430743)
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Originally Posted by gospeed81
(Post 430746)
I would eat at Fogo de Chao (Brazilian BBQ - very nice) or Saltgrass (steaks - nice) or Pappadeaux (cajun chain, great fish - nice).
Astros games rock even though the team sucks. Brand new ballpark and every seat has a better view than anything in the old Astrodome. Houston does have great restaurants. After all, look at how fat the people are there! My favorite Tex-Mex places were Cafe Adobe (Westheimer & Shepard), Chuy's (Westheimer & Kirby, ask for the creamy jalapeņo dip) and Pico's which is a couple miles outside the loop on Bellaire. Good beer bars include Ginger Man and Two Rows (an old favorite brewpub of mine) both in Rice Village, Stag's Head and the Mucky Duck are both near 59 & Shepard/Kirby, and there's a Flying Saucer downtown. We used to go to Baker Street (also in Rice Village) and although they don't have the greatest selection of beers they at least had SNPA, they have good happy hour specials, and the waitresses were all in their early 20s and FUCKING GORGEOUS. At least that's how it was when I lived there 5 years ago. Alamo Draft House (way the hell out Westheimer near Hwy 6) is a movie theater where they will serve you feed & beer at your seats. You can also do the free tour of Saint Arnold brewery (off 290, northwest side of the loop) on Saturdays. It's a microbrewery so the "tour" is about 10 minutes long, then you drink. :laugh: Their beers are really good, wish I could get them here. Cliff's notes: Stay inside, eat good food, drink good beer. |
So I take it Texas it's not as good as I though. I think food is going to be my #1 thing since you always hear about Texas BBQ. I bet even just walking around would be kinda fun since it's all new to me, and I'm not gonna lie but it would be interesting meeting hustler in person just to see how he really acts and look in person.
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Originally Posted by miataspeed2005
(Post 430864)
I'm not gonna lie but it would be interesting meeting hustler in person just to see how he really acts and look in person.
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Originally Posted by Stein
(Post 430876)
That would kill the illusion. Kinda like knowing how the magic trick is done. It pretty much sucks after that.
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I have heard that Texas is pretty cool, though I have also heard that the whole state sucks.
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Fogo de chao is over priced.
Go to churrascos instead if you want that type of meat. What do you want to do. If you name what you like I can help you out. Galveston is not to far if you want to go to the beach (about 45minr~2 hours out of Houston depending where you are in town) AOL Local Business Directory - AOL Local Search |
Originally Posted by skidude
(Post 430980)
I have heard that Texas is pretty cool, though I have also heard that the whole state sucks.
What other state has beach, forrest, mountains, planes, hill country. 110 degree weather in the south, snow in the north, lol we have everything. |
Seriously...everyone's just jealous of Texas. Greatest state in the union. I've lived on all sides at one time or another, and every region is different and refreshing, except Lubbock, which is just different.
I might retire in Colorado, but I wouldn't have grown up (and raised a family) anywhere else. |
The worst place I've ever been is Austin. Its terrible. Lots of gays trying to suck you and shoot you up with heroine, hippies begging for change, and the traffic...oh dear god the traffic.
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Supposedly the guy that designed Austin's roads committed suicide. May be urban legend.
OP, to start with, please learn to spell the damn name of our town right. Houston happens to be named after a leader of the Texas Revolution, our fight for independence from Mexico. So if you're gonna be glad you're speaking english while down here (well, at least 60% of the time you'll be speaking english) then remember that. |
You are right! Houston. I think she lives in Katy or Katie? Well I love steak, so I know for sure the food will be good. I like going to the beach but I heard the beach blows! My plans was to wake up go to the gym, lay by the pool, go site seeing and then hit a bar or restaurant. I wanted to check out the new cowboys stadium since that's my team but I heard it was over 4 hrs away. Is there anything there a must see?
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Originally Posted by Pitlab77
(Post 431028)
thats just because we are the best state :fawk:
What other state has beach, forrest, mountains, planes, hill country. 110 degree weather in the south, snow in the north, lol we have everything. |
Originally Posted by miataspeed2005
(Post 431076)
I think she lives in Katy or Katie? Well I love steak, so I know for sure the food will be good. I like going to the beach but I heard the beach blows!
The beaches in TX are not of the picture-perfect tropical variety. Doesn't matter if you're in Galveston, Corpus or South Padre, they don't have sparkling clear blue-green water if that's what you're looking for. It's all kind of brown due to the currents in the gulf churning up sediment, just the way it is. Galveston has a couple good seafood places by the piers, or at least they used to. They really took it in the ass from Hurricane Ike last year and I'm not sure how things are there now. But it might be worth a day trip if you need to escape the mother-in-law. Almost forgot, NASA Johnson Space Center is half an hour south of downtown and they give a decent tour. A lot of it is kid oriented but they've got plenty of rocket parts too. |
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What's wrong with slanty hat douchebags? They know where all the gorls at. By the way you guys talk about it, Houston sounds like the asshole of America.
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if you are in katy you can go to towncenter in sugarland. Its about 20 minutes south of katy. They have resturants, and bars.
Sugar Land Town Square if you want local places name an ethnicity and we can try to direct you |
Originally Posted by rccote
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What's wrong with slanty hat douchebags? They know where all the gorls at. By the way you guys talk about it, Houston sounds like the asshole of America.
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Great! looks like my vacation it's going to suck big sweaty donkey balls. Now I know why my wife always wanted me to get a truck instead of my tiny miata. Bitch!
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