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Saml01 10-04-2008 02:18 PM

Why Asians rice their cars. Serious thread.
 
In this thread I will explain once and for all why Asians rice their cars.
Now for the most part people have their own reasons why Asian people rice out their cars. My belief prior to my revelation for why they rice their cars was because they dont have the money or guts to do go fast mods.

But since visiting China, I have come to a totally different conclusion.

I spent 3 days in mainland China and 5 days in Hong Kong. It is there that I realized just why they rice their cars first vs. going for power mods.

As soon as you get into the city and especially when the sun sets you see exactly why. The attention to detail, to everything is astounding. Parks are lit up in green. Buildings are adorned in thousands of neon lights. Boats are decorated with all sorts of ancient Chinese symbols and patterns. It is this attention to detail, that I have come to understand, that transfers over to their cars.

Now thats just mainland China. Hong Kong is an echelon above this. Buildings are two to three times taller, and the decorations are even more grandiose. The parks and streets in day time are all flawlessly maintained and beautified.

Another example. Look at the Beijing Olympics. I think thats hands down the greatest opening ceremony in history.

Now what does this all mean. It gives you an idea of why they do what they do. Its in their nature to beautify, perfect, and make things eye pleasing(even though some rice is woh nasty).


Yea so I have a new found respect for them, and why they do it.

18psi 10-04-2008 02:26 PM

while I somewhat agree/disagree with that, I can understand where you're coming from.

BUTTTTTTT

I just wanted to add that:

MOST OF THE TIMES ITS NOT THE ASIANS THAT RICE THEIR CARS, ITS THE MEXICANS/HINDUS/WHITE BOYS/ETC....

seriously, I see at least 5 times more brown folks/white trash with FUCKING ATROCIOUS looking cars than asians. I guess asians started it, but these other guys having no taste or any fucking brains, perfected what we call "rice" :giggle:

*edit - being Russian I am ashamed to admit that a lot of russians are fucking ricers as well. makes me want to fucking bitch slap them.

hustler 10-04-2008 02:39 PM

chinese, with your ching chang chong, I CAN'T UNDERSTAND YOU, GO BACK TO YOUR COUNTRY, white power.
http://ccinsider.comedycentral.com/p...ytonbigsby.jpg

Saml01 10-04-2008 02:43 PM


Originally Posted by 18psi (Post 315765)
while I somewhat agree/disagree with that, I can understand where you're coming from.

BUTTTTTTT

I just wanted to add that:

MOST OF THE TIMES ITS NOT THE ASIANS THAT RICE THEIR CARS, ITS THE MEXICANS/HINDUS/WHITE BOYS/ETC....

seriously, I see at least 5 times more brown folks/white trash with FUCKING ATROCIOUS looking cars than asians. I guess asians started it, but these other guys having no taste or any fucking brains, perfected what we call "rice" :giggle:

*edit - being Russian I am ashamed to admit that a lot of russians are fucking ricers as well. makes me want to fucking bitch slap them.

Thats cause you live in California. Do you even have an Asian population over there?

18psi 10-04-2008 02:50 PM

bay area is pretty much all asian lol

hustler 10-04-2008 02:52 PM


Originally Posted by 18psi (Post 315771)
bay area is pretty much all asian lol

the banana leaf restaurant > *.thai.bayarea.food

Saml01 10-04-2008 03:02 PM


Originally Posted by 18psi (Post 315765)
while I somewhat agree/disagree with that, I can understand where you're coming from.

BUTTTTTTT

I just wanted to add that:

MOST OF THE TIMES ITS NOT THE ASIANS THAT RICE THEIR CARS, ITS THE MEXICANS/HINDUS/WHITE BOYS/ETC....

seriously, I see at least 5 times more brown folks/white trash with FUCKING ATROCIOUS looking cars than asians. I guess asians started it, but these other guys having no taste or any fucking brains, perfected what we call "rice" :giggle:

*edit - being Russian I am ashamed to admit that a lot of russians are fucking ricers as well. makes me want to fucking bitch slap them.


Originally Posted by 18psi (Post 315771)
bay area is pretty much all asian lol

Hmmm.

Well anyway, the term Rice was synonymous with Asian originally.

The_Pipefather 10-04-2008 04:13 PM


Originally Posted by 18psi (Post 315765)
ITS THE MEXICANS/HINDUS/WHITE BOYS/ETC....

Indians dont rice their cars at all, very rare to find an Indian guy with a modified car, whether its just appearance mods or go-fast mods.

kenzo42 10-04-2008 04:41 PM

Can we add anymore blankets statements to this thread?

rharris19 10-04-2008 05:08 PM


Originally Posted by kenzo42 (Post 315805)
Can we add anymore blankets statements to this thread?

Old Asian women can't drive.......................I've got more

18psi 10-04-2008 05:08 PM


Originally Posted by The_Pipefather (Post 315795)
Indians dont rice their cars at all, very rare to find an Indian guy with a modified car, whether its just appearance mods or go-fast mods.

ARE YOU KIDDING ME????!!!!:eek5:
bro, you should visit cali sometime;)

messiahx 10-04-2008 05:44 PM

I'm gonna have to agree that more white boys rice their cars than asians...but hey, I live in WI, one of the least culturally diverse states in the country.

evank 10-04-2008 07:33 PM


Originally Posted by kenzo42 (Post 315805)
Can we add anymore blankets statements to this thread?

Sure. For example, I'm a Jew. I like to mod my car .... but I don't like to spend much. :)

18psi 10-04-2008 07:36 PM

Im a jew at heart....hi-five:D

hustler 10-04-2008 07:36 PM


Originally Posted by evank (Post 315855)
Sure. For example, I'm a Jew. I like to mod my car .... but I don't like to spend much. :)

just mod the front-half of the car.

spike 10-04-2008 07:55 PM


Originally Posted by hustler (Post 315768)
chinese, with your ching chang chong, I CAN'T UNDERSTAND YOU, GO BACK TO YOUR COUNTRY, white power.
http://ccinsider.comedycentral.com/p...ytonbigsby.jpg

.....and you wonder why you were silenced for a while.

Perhaps if the Asians spoke southern redneck & waved a confederate flag and joined you for one of the KKKlan meetings,would you understand then?

18psi 10-04-2008 07:59 PM

he was being sarcastic, and that picture is from a dave chapelle skit about racism......geez

cueball1 10-04-2008 08:06 PM


Originally Posted by Saml01 (Post 315775)
Hmmm.

Well anyway, the term Rice was synonymous with Asian originally.


That's because they were Asian manufactured cars! Japenese bikes and cars have always been called ricer, rice burner, etc. as derogatory terms.

Did the big wing, phony aero, sticker powered, slammed, stretched tire, gawdy paint stuff start with Asian enthusiasts or just with Asian manufactured cars?

Is a dri-ft car with all the gawdy crap everywhere treatment a ricer also? Is it not "rice" because it has performance to go with the tacky looking parts?

No real answers here, just questions.

cueball1 10-04-2008 08:08 PM


Originally Posted by hustler (Post 315858)
just mod the front-half of the car.


Maybe just cut off the front bumper skin?

jwarriner 10-04-2008 08:25 PM


Originally Posted by Saml01 (Post 315770)
Thats cause you live in California. Do you even have an Asian population over there?

Is this a joke?


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