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Qckslvr 11-24-2009 01:14 PM

Wow just wow
 
I don't think any one at m.net has ever done something this bad :bowrofl:

So, Dont buy a VW - Honda-Tech

jacob300zx 11-24-2009 01:24 PM

That was awesome. I like the one guys comment, "it was like killing fly with a gun.". Haha

Braineack 11-24-2009 01:26 PM

Just talking to my dad about this sort of thing yesterday when taking a wheel off his Bimmer. I dont like wheel bolts, it's incredibly hard to put wheels back on and I see no benefit over studs.

ArtieParty 11-24-2009 01:26 PM

+1. That was great. I only read the first page so far. I'm gonna read the other 11 pages now. lol

Qckslvr 11-24-2009 01:29 PM


Originally Posted by Braineack (Post 486567)
Just talking to my dad about this sort of thing yesterday when taking a wheel off his Bimmer. I dont like wheel bolts, it's incredibly hard to put wheels back on and I see no benefit over studs.

They make stud conversion kits, most of my VWs had em.

webby459 11-24-2009 01:31 PM

"Again I also said, the key was lose I could push it and spin it, Since I didnt have a ez out and I had a tap and die set. I thought I could have used the tap to just pull it out since it was moving around. When I pulled it it snapt inside. Than I went and bought the EZ out... I was drilling and I couldnt get past the tap that was in the center of the key. Sorry for not being clear.

Dont know what habor and freight is, we do have a home depot though."

I am thinking of doing something really dumb, taking pictures, then posting all of it on the internet for all to see. Y'all down?

adamhershner 11-24-2009 01:52 PM

Wft why didn't he just take the other lugs off then drill out the broken one if its even needed? I guess you have to consider where it was posted though lol

webby459 11-24-2009 02:03 PM

Almost 60,000 views! Epic does not begin to describe it. I read the whole thing. This guy has one goddamn good sense of humor, though.

xturner 11-24-2009 04:24 PM

My VW service manager told me there's a galvanic thing that goes on between the plating on the bolt, the iron hub and the aluminum wheel on VW's - maybe not all, but on my GTI. I'd torque the bolts myself to 90#, then struggle to get them off with a 24" breaker bar. I even broke a Craftsman 1/2 drive ratchet on one(pipe over rthe end). Then I discovered anti-seize.

A VW dealer would have taken care of it in 10 minutes.

On the other hand, it IS fun to destroy something that costs a lot to replace...

wayne_curr 11-24-2009 04:33 PM

Reminds me of the stop leak in the oil guy on here and the nos energy drink guy on a gixxer forum. Epic fails are awesome!

First thing everyone does is blame a product. Never themselves.

the_man 11-24-2009 04:54 PM

My oil filter was stuck once, so I did the only logical thing. Being as it's hard to get to in Miatas, I fired up the acetylene torch and cut a hole in the quarter panel and inner fender. Being unable to gain sufficient leverage, I then torched away a few pieces of the subframe, lower control arm and intake manifold so that I could properly spin a breaker bar around in there. I'm so cool.





Reminds me of the guy on the Mustang forums who drained his oil and then ran water through the (running) engine to "flush it out" until the motor seized. Or the guy on the Honda forum who couldn't get his oil pan back on and wanted to know if he could drive to and from school without it. People are stupid.

18psi 11-24-2009 04:56 PM


Originally Posted by the_man (Post 486679)
My oil filter was stuck once, so I did the only logical thing. Being as it's hard to get to in Miatas, I fired up the acetylene torch and cut a hole in the quarter panel and inner fender. Being unable to gain sufficient leverage, I then torched away a few pieces of the subframe, lower control arm and intake manifold so that I could properly spin a breaker bar around in there. I'm so cool.





Reminds me of the guy on the Mustang forums who drained his oil and then ran water through the (running) engine to "flush it out" until the motor seized. Or the guy on the Honda forum who couldn't get his oil pan back on and wanted to know if he could drive to and from school without it. People are stupid.

:giggle: I'd love to see those threads

the_man 11-24-2009 05:04 PM

I'm done with this car! - MustangForums.com

18psi 11-24-2009 05:06 PM


Originally Posted by the_man (Post 486689)

FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK

http://smiliesftw.com/x/big_rofl_512.gif



Thank you for the afternoon LULZ

the_man 11-24-2009 05:09 PM

Can't find the Honda one at the moment. Somewhere on SuperHonda.com but I have better things to do than search there and I'm leaving work now to go have sex with my girl.

18psi 11-24-2009 05:10 PM


Originally Posted by the_man (Post 486692)
Can't find the Honda one at the moment. Somewhere on SuperHonda.com but I have better things to do than search there and I'm leaving work now to go have sex with my boy.

Fixed for accuracy. And have fun;)

Cspence 11-24-2009 05:17 PM

I remember seeing a thread where someone purposly put sand in their intake to "Port & Polish" the head...we do live among some wiseones LMAO!

ArtieParty 11-24-2009 05:26 PM


Originally Posted by Cspence (Post 486697)
I remember seeing a thread where someone purposly put sand in their intake to "Port & Polish" the head...we do live among some wiseones LMAO!

That's actually mentioned in the mustang thread. on like page 3 or 4. lol

NA6C-Guy 11-24-2009 05:47 PM

Depending on the cost of the wheel, I have been fed up with shit like that to the point where I would feel better being able to take my anger out on it like that and cut it to pieces. Nothing is more fucking frustrating than breaking a bolt, then breaking off the drill bit/extractor in the bolt. Especially a bolt that isn't easy to get to, and you are really left with no other options. I've wanted to do that so many times, so I give this guy props for being man enough to take out the big saw and hack that bitch to pieces.

18psi 11-24-2009 05:51 PM


Originally Posted by NA6C-Guy (Post 486722)
Depending on the cost of the wheel, I have been fed up with shit like that to the point where I would feel better being able to take my anger out on it like that and cut it to pieces. Nothing is more fucking frustrating than breaking a bolt, then breaking off the drill bit/extractor in the bolt. Especially a bolt that isn't easy to get to, and you are really left with no other options. I've wanted to do that so many times, so I give this guy props for being man enough to take out the big saw and hack that bitch to pieces.

So you give him props for being a complete braindead moron?

:idea:

NA6C-Guy 11-24-2009 06:33 PM


Originally Posted by 18psi (Post 486727)
So you give him props for being a complete braindead moron?

:idea:

Yeah. Sometimes you have to ignore logic and do what feels right ;)

the_man 11-24-2009 07:47 PM


Originally Posted by NA6C-Guy (Post 486736)
Yeah. Sometimes you have to ignore logic and do what feels right ;)

Hustler told me that and convinced me to allow him to violate me. The trouble was that it didn't feel right. Thankfully he has a very small penis and it was more strange than painful. That was the beginning and end of my short bout of homosexuality. Anyone at the latest dyno day can vouch that my girl is a girl. I might also add that she had the biggest tits there. :D

Cspence 11-24-2009 08:16 PM


Originally Posted by the_man (Post 486757)
Anyone at the latest dyno day can vouch that my girl is a girl. I might also add that she had the biggest tits there. :D

Ahem...pics to prove it to those of us that did not attend the dyno day! ;)

spoolin2bars 11-24-2009 09:23 PM

i'll be damned if i EVER let a mother fuc%in bolt beat me. i've been in those situations, and I ALWAYS WIN!

ArtieParty 11-24-2009 09:53 PM


Originally Posted by Cspence (Post 486766)
Ahem...pics to prove it to those of us that did not attend the dyno day! ;)

Blurry pic of said GF.....Shes on the left. Pic sucks cause I was there to take pics of random cars, not random people, and especially not random guys girls.
http://inlinethumb36.webshots.com/28...600x600Q85.jpg




Actually, isn't she fiance now? How did that go? (trying not to treadjack..... sorry)

Cspence 11-24-2009 10:39 PM

She only had the biggest tits because I wasn't there...:giggle:

Faeflora 11-25-2009 01:25 AM

That's like something I'd do. I used my sawzall to cut off my factory exhaust because the flange was rusted "solid". I also butchered the hell out of the frame rail to make my turboe fit into the car. Those pics are humiliating. must fix that..

magnamx-5 11-25-2009 02:01 AM

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NA6C-Guy 11-25-2009 02:07 AM

Even outside of the car world, if you don't know that water and oil don't mix you should have your head crushed under the massive bulk of my penis.

bryce850 11-25-2009 02:08 AM

I dont even know what to say about that lol.

sixshooter 11-25-2009 08:27 AM

So you are going to set your penis on the top of people's heads? That is a bit of an odd fantasy to have. Have you discussed these impulses with anyone? Your family, a counselor, a therapist, or a priest perhaps? On second thought...maybe not a priest...

NA6C-Guy 11-25-2009 08:33 AM


Originally Posted by sixshooter (Post 486902)
So you are going to set your penis on the top of people's heads? That is a bit of an odd fantasy to have. Have you discussed these impulses with anyone? Your family, a counselor, a therapist, or a priest perhaps? On second thought...maybe not a priest...

Before they die from the weight of my enormous penis, I like to take a picture of their face with my balls hanging over their eyes. I have a 1'' binder full of pictures. I guess you could call me a serial tea bagger. I don't really mean to kill them, it's just a result of the tea bagging. It can't be helped... It's hard to discuss with anyone, because they die before they can give me any words that could help me get over my sick impulses. The last thing they see are my balls.

:bowrofl: I've been up too long...

the_man 11-25-2009 09:01 AM


Originally Posted by ArtieParty

Actually, isn't she fiance now? How did that go? (trying not to treadjack..... sorry)

She is, and was, my fiance. Told my parents that day, which went, um, interestingly. Telling her parents tomorrow morning- Happy Thanksgiving! :idea:

Cspence 11-25-2009 09:07 AM


Originally Posted by the_man (Post 486916)
Telling her parents tomorrow morning- Happy Thanksgiving! :idea:

Good luck dude....I'm gonna be in the same boat soon..

SKMetalworks 11-25-2009 09:36 AM

Congrats fellas. Prepare yourselves for naggins.


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