WTF is with some people in CA? (rant)
 

So, im here at Travis AFB, and I have to say... you have some retarded fucks in CA. I never thought I'd see a damn prius try and lane jump going 75... and the fucker was serious about it to. That wasnt the first asshole in a hybrid I have had seen, either. Another asshole in a highlander hybrid almost slammed into the back of a flat-bed in the far right lane. I mean, I know CA has some fucks anyways, but the smug-emitting mother fuckers believe the driving laws dont apply to them because they help the earth by smelling their own farts. Where the fuck is CHP when needed?!


Oh, btw, all of you fucks HaTiN' On MaH WhiP, I didn't know what the hell you were talking about with the ricer flyby, doesnt happen in Reno... but here, holy shiTZ, MAd TyTe JDM VTEC KiCkin' In Her Yo! I never thought I would see a spray painted green civic rattle-can violently past me in heavy traffic at a dead-slow 40 with his retarded fucking friend in the clearly open carpool lane... that leads to more dead slow traffic in under 50 feet.

I seriously have to drive super doucher to even survive the day on the roads here. My whole idea on driving like an ass makes you safer is very true here.

At least on base here everyone is big brothered by security forces... fuck I never thought I would be starved of order... wtf?!


Also, you have a retarded commercial here that is apparently still playing for almost a year now... its the damn Vist California commercial, and we all wonder why you fuckers are broke. Im going to try and sleep... have planes to load in the morning for two weeks. Oh God.

I feel you man, there's too many fucking retards everywhere. Other day I'm crossing this boulevard to get to my half assed highschool.I have the right of way and some dumb bitch on her cellphone almost ran me over :facepalm:
They really have to punish half-wit drivers more severely. Laws in Quebec are already pretty damn strict ( caught going 130km/h= thousand dollar fine and suspended license)

Welcome to CA, the longer you stay the more you'll like it. :D

I'd gladly pay the fine. Try coming to Ontario :crx:

+10000000000000000000

Hopefully we'll have a nice earthquake out there and the whole fucking commie state will slide off into the ocean. Useless left wing liberal money spending pinko commie bleeding heart socialists. :)

aww u mad?

cool story bro










But really, I know what you mean, people here drive like idiots.

I suggest that you never travel to Luke AFB in PHX if you can help it. Your head will explode. Try DDing 70+ miles perday in 115 degree ambient temp (probably more like 130 around the road) with no AC, PS, ABS, CC, Radio, a 2600 with 6 puck and 11lb flywheel in a 3000 Lb car in bumper to bump traffic comprised primarily of about 4 types of people:

Those who have not been able to properly read a street sign at speeds over 25 MPH in the last 15 years.

Those that dont have a license, insurance, or a care in the world.

Cellphones with people attached as an accesory.

Violent rednecks.

CA aint shit.

I will have to hand it to CA, especially when you build cars in high elevations like reno at 4505 feet from sea level... then come down to CA at almost sea level... fun HP 1-ups happen! Also, you guys here have alot of open straight streets around here! I have never really cruised around fairfield or vacaville before, because I hate how you guys drive, but damn soo many straights!

Well, the SF area ain't exactly representative of California as whole. NorCal is a whole different state, really. :rolleyes:

The only thing I ever visit in norcal is my grandparents place north of Susanville called Westwood. no, alot of trees there...

I was on the freeway for 4 hours today. You have to drive like you're on a mission/in a battle. Especially in a dropped Miata.

hmmm?

.....this story sounds just like northern new jersey.

In the Prisus or Insight, switchin four lanes
With the battery on screamin out
Money ain't a thang

You had me laughing bro. This would be a great opening to a comedy show. ;)

lotta complainin up in this bitch.

sounds like you just got a little shaken driving on the LA freeways.

i almost got into an accident on thursday. some asshole decided to merge into traffic from street parking on a super busy street in traffic. a big ass truck that was going in his direction had to brake and merge onto oncoming traffic right in front of me... i had to maneuver between truck and car in a lane next to me to avoid collision while going 40mph and almost clipped both cars. thank god for my decent reaction time or i would have hit that truck head-on and would for sure total my car and might have clipped the car next to me with my rear end as it would for sure come out because of an angle.

i just got back from breakfast. while i was there i had the joy of exchanging insurance information because an older guy in a s class benz decided to hit my car while it was parked. i seem to be a magnet for this crap.

i was sitting in the bagel shop eating my sandwich when i see this guy examining his cars bumper. then he walks over to my car and examines the fender. WTF? so i go out and while he is waking away from my car. he totally confesses, thank god. but really? how hard is it to NOT hit a stationary car in a parking spot?

so here is a question for you guys......hypothetically speaking.......if you could buff the scratches out on your own, what would you charge the guy for your effort?

I've always enjoyed the competetive nature of CA freeway driving. Kinda like a track day with the addition of chess like strategy to gain position.

I'm shocked that the Prenis drivers are speeding down there. From my sig you can see what they do up here in the NW.

depends. if whoever hit you is an ass then charge them. if they are genuinely nice then dont.

The amount quoted on a written estimate by a reputable body shop (ie: not Maaco) to repair the damage.


Ha! That may be the best analogy I've heard since sitting down a few minutes ago. :D

Honestly, SoCal ain't NYC. The folks here aren't terribly hostile, but they are in a hurry and do not suffer fools gladly. Yeah, there are outliers, and some people have trouble balancing the act of driving with applying their lipstick, texting, reading a novel, and sipping their Grande Double Chocolaty Chip Frappuccino, skinny, no whip.

But I like it. And yeah, even the Prius drivers, for the most part, tend to keep pace with traffic. But most of 'em stick to the carpool lane anyway (hybrids are exempt) so they're not a bother.

California is for tossers and shapeshaggers

And gun banning homos

banning guns I understand, but what do you got against homos?

I love homos, just not the gun banning ones. I do drive a miata for gods sake.

:bowrofl:

You know whats really funny? Thats pretty much exactly how people from the East tend to describe NYers/my experience with them.

Funny old world.

+1

I pretty much treat hybrids as big cones.

lol.

thanks guy! beginning to think no one appreciates my awesomeness.

It's a sad sad day when people start talking to themselves on the internet. Should be in the privacy of your own home or if it's a good rant, done while walking down a busy street gesturing wildly.

It is because I did not jump in and assure him that he is amazingly funny. :brain: always pesters me on gmail to support what he says so it boosts his confidence.

So much prius hate. I drive a prius in California no less, and I can say with confidence that it isn't directly linked with my asshole from birth. although, i can see where all the bad rap comes from (i make joke.) Oh, and won't see me in the fast lane unless Im passin yo bitch ass up... Yo.

dear :brain:. i laughed, but on the inside. reminded me of the guy who was drunk in mexico ON A BOAT every day at the blackjack table singin' Ice Cream Paint Job.

sorry guys, didnt get a chance to bitch about the fucking rain last night, had to work overtime, late-arrival C5's landed with medical supplies...


But W-T-F +200!!

Not only people can't drive when its sunny, but when you get high wind warnings and heavy rain, you fuckers drive like it doesnt exist, and yet you still cant figure out why your fat-ass vehicle gets pushed two lanes over... around 5:30pm, I was driving toward SF to get my gay on, and meet my buddy for some drinks in china town, and some asshole bitch flies past me going 75+ in a grand caravan, and almost loses complete control by hydroplaning and almost being blown to the median in front of me... I hop into the next lane, and keep driving normally, and this bitch flies past me again, and swerving because of the winds... ends up in the grassy shoulder. I won't even talk about the bay bridge, with all the construction and retards it was like playing frogger with my life. I get a call to come back to the flightline around 2:00am, so I had to stop the drinks and sober up... and yes, I payed for a parking spot this time, last time I payed a meter or actually found a spot to park in SF, it was at a donut shop and some drunk ass hobo peed on my rental car... but thats a different story. Anyways, on my way back I counted up to 8 cars wrecked on the side of the freeway. Chinese people don't like white people speaking Chinese... it catches them off guard. My buddy is an aerial linguist, and speaks chinese and other languages, so imagine this white ass hick speaking near perfect chinese in a restarant that is full of business men. HA!

I got home safe and alive. I am also going back home tomorrow too, I got an LOC for be caught sleeping in the computer room by the first shirt and commander... what are the odds... I was studying for my CDCs and fell asleep... so I am being punished and being sent home... but at least its my first LOC and I havnt got an LOR!!

Drive in Houston and New Orleans, that will make you into a man. The idiots in donks are incredibly brave.

Woah you broke my brain with that first post. Ithink that it was coherent but you have way too many adjectives. Please use fewer, this is the iternet.

Also, cali is responsible for all of the modern culture of the world. if you think cali sucks then come to the east coast because at least over there, all the vapid culture clinigning retards have a teensy bit of style and wannabe soul compared to over here. Argh too many adjectives

Reno really though is the shitter of the place. I mean it is in the desert but so is la. You do get boner by association points though for being close to burning man though.

I'm sorry jesus.