that shit kills me every time.

That's like 3 miles from my house.

she made great noises. only to be eclipsed by the mock concern from the inane hosts.

One day all of the social networks will combine into one great social network shit hole and it will be called www.mytwitbook.com. It will be the most awesome place of all, if you want to pick up little 16 and 17 year old pop-n-tots who take 1000 pictures of themselves a day.

I seriously just laughed out loud....ha ha! Never heard of twitter, haven't used myspace in months, and get annoyed with facebook too much to get on more than a few times a week. How hard is it to look at my birthday and add it to your calender for freaks sake??!! And those retarded quizzes, do people really have such lames lives they have to waste time on crap that do them absolutely no good at all??

People send me those fucking quizzes all the time, god how I hate that.

I systematically delete them, don't have time, and some of them ask for phone number etc...and will send you a couple of $10 text messages if you're dumb enough to fill it out. My mom is intraweb newbness...

At least she fell and not a contestant who would sue her, her parent, her friends, her children, her dentist and anyone else they could think of for the complete lack of safety.

ooooh. oooh. eeewwww. aaghh. aaaaahh. oooohhh...

Complete faceplant from a 3' high platform. Pavement wins everytime.

getting the wind knocked out of you always sucks.....

That's why the first thing they teach you in hand-to-hand combat is to not hold your breath when you fall...