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Toddcod 01-20-2009 12:22 AM

Z28 Kill story!
 
I was on the way home and going under a overpass... Some kid just flew up and started reving his Mid 90's z28 at me. I Revved back..... It was on like donkey kong.

This stupid SUV kept getting in the way. Well anyway. We turned to get onto 114 and I go to punch it to catch the kid. And the kid hit it too.....

He was 2 or 3 car lengths in front of me, I sucked that up and put 3 more on him by 120mph. It was sweet......

I slowed down to race him from 65 or 70. He wouldn't look at me. HAhahahaha.

A good kill just to be ruined.........>>>>>>>>>

I turned onto 183 and someone mowed serveral bikers. It was bad. Body bags everywhere. A woman was screaming. The whole highway was blocked off.
That is why I stopped riding motorcycles. Some idiot is alway pulling in your lane, or just doing something stupid.

patsmx5 01-20-2009 12:47 AM

Oh, the irony in that post!

kenzo42 01-20-2009 12:54 AM


Originally Posted by patsmx5 (Post 355756)
Oh, the irony in that post!

LOL. Agreed.

patsmx5 01-20-2009 01:05 AM


Originally Posted by Toddcod (Post 355749)
I was on the way home and going under a overpass... Some kid just flew up and started reving his Mid 90's z28 at me. I Revved back..... It was on like donkey kong.

This stupid SUV kept getting in the way. Well anyway. We turned to get onto 114 and I go to punch it to catch the kid. And the kid hit it too.....

He was 2 or 3 car lengths in front of me, I sucked that up and put 3 more on him by 120mph. It was sweet......

I slowed down to race him from 65 or 70. He wouldn't look at me. HAhahahaha.


Then I turned onto 183 and someone mowed serveral bikers. It was bad. Body bags everywhere. A woman was screaming. The hole highway blocked off.
That is why I stopped riding motorcycles. Some idiot is alway pulling in your lane, or just doing something stupid.

Quoted so the OP doesn't change it to avoid criticism. ;)

akaryrye 01-20-2009 01:25 AM


Originally Posted by Toddcod (Post 355749)
Then I turned onto 183 and someone mowed serveral bikers. It was bad. Body bags everywhere.

thats horrible ... :eek:

naarleven 01-20-2009 01:55 AM


Originally Posted by patsmx5 (Post 355768)
Quoted so the OP doesn't change it to avoid criticism. ;)

I know. I would be quick to change "hole" to "whole". Can't believe he can get away with that.

Toddcod 01-20-2009 04:53 AM

LOL Fixed.....Natzis's

And as far a criticism..Meh.. I beat to my own drum. I'm 30 and have a 22yr/old girlfriend with D boobs. I drive a yellow miata. If criticism bothered me. I'd have a vette....... Truth is. The computer FAILED yet again. LOL

I'm at work and they are too cheap to buy a new computer. Sometimes all the keys work. Sometimes they don't. :bang:

That and I can't spell anymore, the spell check doesn't work, and I half the time don't give a ****!...................I'm a manly man. I'm here to talk power and fun, not get my "panty's in a wad" if I miss a letter.

Sorry if I bunched up your panty's, I usually have that effect on bitches. LOL::bowrofl:
"If you can't take the heat, get outta tha kichen......We on a mission.".:giggle:( Fantastic Voyage; Coolio)

That bike incident did suck though. It is almost like Voodoo against me enjoying a good race off the strip. It started as such a good night, and bam. It was terrible seeing that woman. Her life is forever changed. She screamed serveral things. I forgot most of it, but I remember her screaming this can't be happening.

Efini~FC3S 01-20-2009 09:13 AM

Irony is lost on this one?

levnubhin 01-20-2009 09:20 AM


Originally Posted by Toddcod (Post 355807)
LOL Fixed.....Natzis's

And as far a criticism..Meh.. I beat to my own drum. I'm 30 and have a 22yr/old girlfriend with D boobs. I drive a yellow miata. If criticism bothered me. I'd have a vette....... Truth is. The computer FAILED yet again. LOL

I'm at work and they are too cheap to buy a new computer. Sometimes all the keys work. Sometimes they don't. :bang:

That and I can't spell anymore, the spell check doesn't work, and I half the time don't give a ****!...................I'm a manly man. I'm here to talk power and fun, not get my "panty's in a wad" if I miss a letter.

Sorry if I bunched up your panty's, I usually have that effect on bitches. LOL::bowrofl:
"If you can't take the heat, get outta tha kichen......We on a mission.".:giggle:( Fantastic Voyage; Coolio)

That bike incident did suck though. It is almost like Voodoo against me enjoying a good race off the strip. It started as such a good night, and bam. It was terrible seeing that woman. Her life is forever changed. She screamed serveral things. I forgot most of it, but I remember her screaming this can't be happening.



Its so nice to see someone say that. :bigtu:Todd
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Saml01 01-20-2009 10:31 AM


Originally Posted by Toddcod (Post 355807)
LOL Fixed.....Natzis's

And as far a criticism..Meh.. I beat to my own drum. I'm 30 and have a 22yr/old girlfriend with D boobs. I drive a yellow miata.

Youre the man now dog.

m2cupcar 01-20-2009 10:35 AM


Originally Posted by Toddcod (Post 355807)
...If criticism bothered me....

You wouldn't write five paragraphs defending yourself :giggle: good practice though.


and have a 22yr/old girlfriend with D boobs.
Time to start defending yourself again, because I know there's not a single person (animal) on this forum that's going to believe you without pics!:naughty:

Toddcod 01-20-2009 10:47 AM

Theres a old bad picture of her on here somwhere. She has started working out since then. When I met her she was a size 4, then went to a 7, now she is back to size 5.

Saml01 01-20-2009 11:28 AM


Originally Posted by Toddcod (Post 355841)
Theres a old bad picture of her on here somwhere. She has started working out since then. When I met her she was a size 4, then went to a 7, now she is back to size 5.

So then you should say it right.



Originally Posted by Toddcod (Post 355807)
have a 22yr/old girlfriend with D boobs when she was a blimp


miatamania 01-20-2009 11:53 AM


Originally Posted by Saml01 (Post 355849)
So then you should say it right.

At what point did you think becoming a Hustler-like asshole would make you funny/popular/liked?

Go join r3v, you'd fit in just fine.

Faeflora 01-20-2009 12:09 PM


Originally Posted by Toddcod (Post 355807)
LOL Fixed.....Natzis's

And as far a criticism..Meh.. I beat to my own drum. I'm 30 and have a 22yr/old girlfriend with D boobs. I drive a yellow miata.

Wow, you have a yellow miata!

ray_sir_6 01-20-2009 01:00 PM

I thought we didn't do street racing stories on this board?

Just incase, I'll just link to mine:

RICEKILLER.COM FORUMS

albumleaf 01-20-2009 01:08 PM


Originally Posted by Toddcod (Post 355807)
MY GIRLFRIEND

.

levnubhin 01-20-2009 01:14 PM


Originally Posted by ray_sir_6 (Post 355879)
i thought we didn't do street racing stories on this board?

Just incase, i'll just link to mine:

ricekiller.com forums



fail!
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Toddcod 01-20-2009 02:16 PM

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This is her at her largest, she has lost 15lbs since then. This is the old no makeup picture.

Saml01 01-20-2009 02:17 PM


Originally Posted by Toddcod (Post 355910)
This is her at her largest, she has lost 15lbs since then. This is the old no makeup picture.


Respect++

I fapped.

18psi 01-20-2009 05:31 PM

now post a recent photo of her so we can determine whether you're telling the truth:)

ZX-Tex 01-20-2009 05:42 PM


Originally Posted by Toddcod (Post 355749)
That is why I stopped riding motorcycles. Some idiot is alway pulling in your lane, or just doing something stupid.

Word. I just road race them now. I have not rode on the street in a couple of years.

hustler 01-20-2009 07:47 PM

todd, lets get on the track.

Toddcod 01-20-2009 08:03 PM


Originally Posted by Saml01 (Post 355911)
Respect++

I fapped.

Sam you are the man!

Hustler, I missed the shocks from Urbansoot....Urrrgh.

I'm torn between shocks. I need some practice, we need twisty's.

Anybody in Dallas up for twistys, or know a place to practice?

naarleven 01-20-2009 08:09 PM


Originally Posted by Toddcod (Post 355807)
LOL Fixed.....Natzis's

Ha I think my joke was to make fun of spelling when in fact any crit you should have received was because of that hilarious "o yeh and tons of people died".

I was being sarcastic.

Toddcod 01-20-2009 10:34 PM


Originally Posted by Toddcod (Post 356098)

Anybody in Dallas up for twistys, or know a place to practice?

For real, I should have some time this weekend.

johnwag 01-20-2009 10:52 PM


Originally Posted by Toddcod (Post 356160)
For real, I should have some time this weekend.

Depends on how far you wanna drive. :) Take I-20 west to exit 380, then go north for 20 miles into Palo Pinto. Absolutely badass road! I drive it every saturday when I run my route.

zoomin 01-21-2009 12:44 AM

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Here are a few pics I took of a motorcycle accident I came across back in May. There is a divided S curve by my house and the rider hit the barrier and his body flew over 150 feet and hit some rocks. I stood over his crippled body waiting for the police to arrive. Some nurse that lives across from where he hit was trying to help him, but he died. The frame and front forks were roughly 80 feet from each other. The frame hit the street light so hard it shattered the 2in thick cast iron casing. There have been 8 car wrecks just in the last year on the same curve.

patsmx5 01-21-2009 01:05 AM


Originally Posted by Toddcod (Post 355807)
LOL Fixed.....Natzis's

And as far a criticism..Meh.. I beat to my own drum. I'm 30 and have a 22yr/old girlfriend with D boobs. I drive a yellow miata. If criticism bothered me. I'd have a vette....... Truth is. The computer FAILED yet again. LOL

I'm at work and they are too cheap to buy a new computer. Sometimes all the keys work. Sometimes they don't. :bang:

That and I can't spell anymore, the spell check doesn't work, and I half the time don't give a ****!...................I'm a manly man. I'm here to talk power and fun, not get my "panty's in a wad" if I miss a letter.

Sorry if I bunched up your panty's, I usually have that effect on bitches. LOL::bowrofl:
"If you can't take the heat, get outta tha kichen......We on a mission.".:giggle:( Fantastic Voyage; Coolio)

That bike incident did suck though. It is almost like Voodoo against me enjoying a good race off the strip. It started as such a good night, and bam. It was terrible seeing that woman. Her life is forever changed. She screamed serveral things. I forgot most of it, but I remember her screaming this can't be happening.

Went right over your head.

"Hi, I did some extremely dangerous shit that could have caused myself and others to be hurt or killed from my stupidity."

"Oh, and then some stupid bitch mowed a bunch of bikers over. What a dipshit, I feel bad for the people involved. Bodies everywhere."

That, would be irony.

ray_sir_6 01-21-2009 12:35 PM


Originally Posted by johnwag (Post 356163)
Depends on how far you wanna drive. :) Take I-20 west to exit 380, then go north for 20 miles into Palo Pinto. Absolutely badass road! I drive it every saturday when I run my route.

What is the name of the road? I am trying to look it up on Google maps, but I need the rd.

Thanks.

hustler 01-21-2009 01:02 PM


Originally Posted by ray_sir_6 (Post 356353)
What is the name of the road? I am trying to look it up on Google maps, but I need the rd.

Thanks.

old alton road in Corinth is cool but bumpy, and rector road on the north side of denton is like a gt course, have fun.

Check out spicewood springs in Austin.
Google Maps
there's a bmw/audi dealer over there too. Hopefully I've cost them a couple car after last week, lol.

hustler 01-21-2009 01:03 PM


Originally Posted by patsmx5 (Post 356218)
That, would be irony.

oh the ironing
http://www.noelkingsley.com/blog/arc...e_ironing4.jpg

Toddcod 01-21-2009 03:25 PM

WoW! You couldn't get me near that edge.

m2cupcar 01-21-2009 03:29 PM

dammit hustler - I keep returning to this thread hoping for more toddcod girlfriend.

y8s 01-21-2009 03:36 PM

too bad for todd that when girls lose weight, D boobs become B boobs.

18psi 01-21-2009 04:27 PM


Originally Posted by hustler (Post 356364)

holy shit

johnwag 01-22-2009 12:58 AM


Originally Posted by ray_sir_6 (Post 356353)
What is the name of the road? I am trying to look it up on Google maps, but I need the rd.

Thanks.

F.M. 4

It goes through Granbury, too.

johnwag 01-22-2009 12:59 AM


Originally Posted by y8s (Post 356496)
too bad for todd that when girls lose weight, D boobs become B boobs.

Todd, we're gonna need more detailed proof. ;)

Saml01 01-22-2009 09:45 AM


Originally Posted by 18psi (Post 356529)
holy shit

You have never heard of extreme ironing?

Newbsauce 01-22-2009 09:50 AM


Originally Posted by Saml01 (Post 356885)
You have never heard of extreme ironing?

I gave it up when I took up Freestyle Walking.

http://farm1.static.flickr.com/25/89...eabac5.jpg?v=0

ray_sir_6 01-22-2009 02:09 PM


Originally Posted by johnwag (Post 356761)
F.M. 4

It goes through Granbury, too.

Ok. I have taken FM 4 ALOT.

I got a 70 in a 55 ticket going from Granbury to Cleburne in the work truck on FM4 a few yrs ago.

The furthest West I have gone on it was to 281. I went from Cleburne to 281 one Saturday with the wife in the Miata. It's pretty fun. Now I am curious about the part I didn't go on after 281.

Hmmm....

Anyone want to watch a 3yr old for a day so me and the wife can have another drive?

:cool:

Wait, I just expanded the map.....my dad used to live in Gordon, and I have gone out there several times with him driving some of the roads in that area. I have probably already driven the section you are talking about. There is one road, that has some tight switchbacks going up a pretty steep hill (for TX) that we ran up a few times. Plus the road around the lake was fun.

Markp 01-22-2009 10:41 PM


Originally Posted by Toddcod (Post 355807)
LOL Fixed.....Natzis's

And as far a criticism..Meh.. I beat to my own drum. I'm 30 and have a 22yr/old girlfriend with D boobs.

My last girlfriend was 8 years younger than me, had DD's and still wore size 6 jeans. :p Best part about it was that my wife didn't seem to mind. :p

https://www.miataturbo.net/gallery/f...girlfriend.jpg
Pics or it never happened right???

Mark

naarleven 01-22-2009 10:43 PM


Originally Posted by Newbsauce (Post 356887)
I gave it up when I took up Freestyle Walking.

http://farm1.static.flickr.com/25/89...eabac5.jpg?v=0



My vote goes to extreme walking/parkour as badass.

zoomin 01-23-2009 03:25 AM

^^That is crazy, how do they do that??^^

thesnowboarder 01-23-2009 03:46 AM

Crazy^^

naarleven 01-23-2009 02:55 PM


Originally Posted by zoomin (Post 357628)
^^That is crazy, how do they do that??^^

We are related to apes, maybe they discovered the secret of being.


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