An alternate look at autocross

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08-07-2008, 11:51 AM

Stein

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An alternate look at autocross

http://uncyclopedia.org/wiki/Autocross

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08-07-2008, 12:01 PM

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Fix your link, you have the emoticon text included in the link.

08-07-2008, 12:44 PM

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08-07-2008, 01:16 PM

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For some reason, I find this to be more truth than satire.

08-07-2008, 03:17 PM

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The part about the girlfriends is pretty true. My girlfriend won't go to them anymore because the one she went to, the guys wouldn't stop looking at her.

08-07-2008, 04:33 PM

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The part about the girlfriends is pretty true. My girlfriend won't go to them anymore because the one she went to, the guys wouldn't stop looking at her.

Yea, its a rare sight to see a girl at an autocross...

08-07-2008, 04:36 PM

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Yea, its a rare sight to see a girl at an autocross...

Not around here. Although, I look and keep having to remind myself....not legal....not legal....MAY be legal....not legal....

08-07-2008, 04:59 PM

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Yeah, it's strangely true. I brought my Ex once and the guy she worked shift with eventually asked her if she was going out with me, decided to pull a "pity me" and was all like "I wish I could get a girl into cars, or a girl at all" ...wtf?

08-07-2008, 05:15 PM

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The writer of that referred to SM2 (my class) as "buttsecks"

08-07-2008, 06:21 PM

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We get girls watching, driving, etc.

Houston is just lucky like that. We are spoiled we get to race 12 months a year, we have a very organized group of leaders, volunteers, etc. I hear and read stuff like that but find it very distant to how autoX is her in town.

08-07-2008, 06:33 PM

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Quote:

Originally Posted by Doppelgänger

The writer of that referred to SM2 (my class) as "buttsecks"

Dude, you are on a Turbo Miata forum, what do you mean "my class"

This part is funny
Junior Johnson played golf against Tiger Woods and won by over 7 seconds. It was an even larger victory in PAX.

08-08-2008, 10:25 AM

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MSR is cool because you get to see a bunch of supermodels get off the helicopters...then they drink heavily while their husbands drive $200k race cars all day.

08-08-2008, 10:33 AM

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Quote:

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The part about the girlfriends is pretty true. My girlfriend won't go to them anymore because the one she went to, the guys wouldn't stop looking at her.

pics?

08-08-2008, 11:51 AM

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pics?

...of kidneys?

08-08-2008, 12:13 PM

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...of kidneys?

**** would be nice.

08-09-2008, 03:01 PM

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Dude, you are on a Turbo Miata forum, what do you mean "my class"

See - "Hustler"

08-09-2008, 03:28 PM

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lol.....pics of **** or ban

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