Abe is a pervert. (NWS)
 

So I'm posting this here for your viewing pleasure:
http://people.zoy.org/~sam/best-animated-gif-ever.gif


Two observations:
1) It's like hustler if he could draw
2) I drive a car with a small trunk JUST so this could never happen to me.

Wtf?

i'm not sure pervert is the correct term here

1. My Miata trunk is too small for a person, 2) my winter car is old and doesnt have one of those nifty "Im trapped in the trunk" release thingys.

i wonder if i could fit in my miatas trunk

The worst part about that... After it's all done, there's just gas sitting there on the paint. Just.. staying there. Someone should really wipe that off. Maybe even rinse it with a squeegee.

Dunno how big you are, but I slept in the Miata's trunk in the pit area at the track one day (I'm 5'10"). Legs were hanging over the passenger quarter panel, though.

Wow Abe,
I havent been on here in ages and I come back and this is what I see....



Ill have to frequent more often. LOL

I'm thinking the ground might have been more comfortable than that. You must have been TIRED.

i chuckled

A hooke...............uh.........friend of mine fit in the trunk of the miata just fine.



As a joke.


Haha.

I feel so dirty...AWESOME!!!

+1 wtf

Anyone can fit in the trunk of a Miata, just have to cut their legs off.

I vaguely remember waking up at 4 to leave for the track after maybe 3 hours of sleep. Passenger seat was left at home to make room for the DRs, and I can't sleep in the driver's seat. Apparently the trunk was the logical next best place.

Oddly enough, I woke up with no strange aches or cramps from being in there.

You're still running 8 psi??

A torso fits perfectly even with the spare in place! Good info for to keep tucked away for future needs.


As far as the gas on the paint it looks like an 80's american crap box so it doesn't concern me.

I've driven two passengers around that way before.

Really needs to pull out a smoke and light the whole thing on fire tossing the match as he walks away.

Trunk monkey!

Wow, I was hoping for some titties, but that was perverted..

No way your cock is that big....

Funny...I mean sick you pervert pinko commie bastard

isnt that illegal?

and yes... i admit that i did the same on few occasions :)

I'm pretty sure you can fit 477 people in a 1986 pontiac fiero with the pass seat out.

478 counting the driver.

looool

I'm confused...is this 4chan or mt.net? Ah well, either way, I like it.

sauce?

So, what's with 12/28/2008?

wow. Click and you shall receive. So, I'm drunk. It happens when I try to live with myself for the horrible things I did to .... it's not important. Anyway, awesome link, thanks.