Originally Posted by Doppelgänger (Post 646146)

That music made me question you choice in if you touch the veejay-jay or the weeners... :giggle:

Originally Posted by hustler (Post 646156)

lol @ smoke machine as a "household item". My GF and I have one but that's solely to reenact Pterodactyl porn.

Originally Posted by Machismo (Post 646158)

I was looking for the link to the commercial I just recently saw. Forget which car maker it was for... but had a kid who stole his sister's hairdryer and used some incense to make the same thing for his push cart. Great stuff!

Originally Posted by thesnowboarder (Post 646322)

Well, we do drive miata's don't we?



No need to lie, we all know its so all the little kids that come trick or treating to your house cant see who took them and raped them in your bathroom late at night, making them cry sweaty, salty tears. That little child was once you, and that man who took you as a child into the smoke filled bathroom , ripped off your pants and bent you over the sink right before penetrating you every so softly, was your father. We still love you though.

Originally Posted by Doppelgänger (Post 646337)

IIRC that was a Prosche commercial.

Originally Posted by thesnowboarder (Post 646322)

No need to lie, we all know its so all the little kids that come trick or treating to your house cant see who took them and raped them in your bathroom late at night, making them cry sweaty, salty tears. That little child was once you, and that man who took you as a child into the smoke filled bathroom , ripped off your pants and bent you over the sink right before penetrating you every so softly, was your father. We still love you though.

Originally Posted by Machismo (Post 646377)

Doh... :facepalm: I should have certainly remembered that for pedigree reasons! Thanks Hustler, that word is used daily in the household now. :fawk: