Need a cartoon artist... draw me a raccoon!
 

So, last year on my yearly hunting trip to west Texas, a buddy brought a brand new big ass rifle, looks like this: http://shortactioncustoms.com/wp-con...4/IMG_2943.jpg 7mm WSM bad-assery!

While waiting for a deer to walk out under the feeder at 1000yds, a racoon comes along and camps out directly under the feeder. He's there for about an hour. In that amount of time, we take about 50 shots at him, and miss every single time... usually by just inches. We have video of this racoon standing inches from rounds impacting the dirt in from his face and not every flinching. For about a 5ft radius where this guy was eating, it looks like the surface of the moon with all the craters from these still supersonic rounds chewing up the earth.

So... I need to make t-shirts.

I want a cartoon racoon, sitting up broadside on his back legs, with his head up looking around like "WTF?", big cheek pouch full of corn (like he's got a dip in), and holding a corn-on-the-cobb in his hands... with a few impact craters around his feet.

If you have any skills, can you sketch me something close so that I have a starting point. All my attempts look like a retarded sasquatch holding a banana. If you're a legit artist and do stuff like this for a fee, we can talk.

As a bonus, I found this low level NSFW (minor side-boob) pretty cool tattoo while I was looking for raccoon pics: http://thedailyfix.nfb.netdna-cdn.co...wtf/tattoo.jpg

If you don't get any one here willing to make something up to your standards for free, shoot me a PM. I know a "starving artist" whose work sounds like it would be perfect for what you are looking for and she works for crumbs.

BUMP!!!!!

Hunting trip is around the corner and I need another artist. The girl Scrappy hooked me up with last year was awesome, but hasn't returned my emails this year.

Project for this year is a deer wearing a border patrol uniform trying to keep us out of his country... he will be unsuccessful.

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