Avatar?
 

Okay, this is not my first forum, and I'm a pretty tech savvy guy, but I cannot for the life of me find where to upload/instert an avatar.

Is this something that unlocks after a certain number of posts? Or am I just straight up stupid?

DONATE YOUR MONIES!

I tried searching last week on how in the hell you even do that, but couldn't find any up to date info. All i found was a thread bitching about how so and so isn't getting payment or something.

send payment to I'man00b.cum

Sorry vlad, i'm not paying for your mail order boys today.

yes, you must subscribe or pay money or whatever the kids call it to obtain avataraliciousness here. Either that or be such a loser wanker moron that one of the mods changes it to something you don't want. yeah that's how.

So if we are assholes in an entertaining way we get a free avatar?
The fact that we don't choose it is somewhat appealing too.
Avatars for cheap lazy assholes :bigtu:

I believe Joe calls it "avatarred and feathered".

Easier said than done.

And it is a badge of honour, not ridicule. There is an urbandictionary entry describing acquiring it in detail.
Yes. You are far more likely to be banished than honored. Sir Pinky had his bestowed for a clever act of valor.

we are not fooled by overeager assholes who try hard to appear cheap and lazy.

I think I have the lazy asshole part down. Just ask my wife :rofl:

What you and your wife do to your asshole is your own business :giggle:

We tried the lazy asshole once. The anguished taint was much more interesting.

Welcome to the site mlev, thanks for joining up!

<-------- Be careful what you wish for cheapskate..

(My Little) Pony the fuck up $40 to support this menagerie and you can make it whatever you want. Then Joe will change it to a My Little Pony character anyway. But hey, contributing feels good too.

Hey! What me and my wife and 3-4 friends do in the privacy of a Waffle House bathroom is none of your concern friend.

Can't wait to join the Pony/He-Man bandwagon. :crosses fingers for She-Ra:

So you call him your "Wife" - LOL!!! I suppose every relationship needs someone in the kitchen.

you don't get he-man. I get he-man because I have the power. I thought this was obvious.

So much power.