GIRL who's a new miata owner from LIN.Y.
10-08-2013, 02:39 PM
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haha, i have two children...no Cat pictures will be shown
I remember reading the first post of this on CR and subsequently stopped upon reading the words drift and show.
If you're serious about improved performance, you won't find a better group of people. But unlike CR, misinformation here is smashed and ridiculed and it is considered an insult to ask questions prior to research.
I remain skeptical, but hope for the best. With that said, what plans do you have for the car?
Also, post pictures of kitties.
Edit: Damn, Erat beat me to it.
If you're serious about improved performance, you won't find a better group of people. But unlike CR, misinformation here is smashed and ridiculed and it is considered an insult to ask questions prior to research.
I remain skeptical, but hope for the best. With that said, what plans do you have for the car?
Also, post pictures of kitties.
Edit: Damn, Erat beat me to it.
Ok, look, let's just cut to the chase here. First, the interrogation. Then, the blatant leg humping.
1) Do you in fact *have* a cat? I'm not trying to be cute here, with double entendres about your girl parts, or the presence of a catalytic converter on your car; I mean *do you have a cat*? We like cats.
2) Do you have an easily hacked Photobucket account which will yield a treasure trove of completely embarrassing selfies which we can ridicule? This is not a hypothetical question.
3) You claim to be a girl. If this is true, many of us (probably nearing 30-35%) take a keen interest in girls, and we're gonna need pics immediately.
4) Bonus points for visible Meth Scabs in the aforementioned pics, but be warned, they better be spectacular; the bar has been set high here by those preceding you.
5) Fine. Post a pic of your Miata too, just take a look at them carefully and ask yourself the following question first; Did anything on the car originally come in a blister pack? If so, do not post.
Ok, interrogation phase complete. Commence leg humping. Who will be first to step up to the plate? (Possible Gearhead Girl here fellas..!!)
1) Do you in fact *have* a cat? I'm not trying to be cute here, with double entendres about your girl parts, or the presence of a catalytic converter on your car; I mean *do you have a cat*? We like cats.
2) Do you have an easily hacked Photobucket account which will yield a treasure trove of completely embarrassing selfies which we can ridicule? This is not a hypothetical question.
3) You claim to be a girl. If this is true, many of us (probably nearing 30-35%) take a keen interest in girls, and we're gonna need pics immediately.
4) Bonus points for visible Meth Scabs in the aforementioned pics, but be warned, they better be spectacular; the bar has been set high here by those preceding you.
5) Fine. Post a pic of your Miata too, just take a look at them carefully and ask yourself the following question first; Did anything on the car originally come in a blister pack? If so, do not post.
Ok, interrogation phase complete. Commence leg humping. Who will be first to step up to the plate? (Possible Gearhead Girl here fellas..!!)
2) do not have photobucket, have a flickr account and no it is not easily hackable, i have great passwords
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10-08-2013, 04:05 PM
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There are no girls on the internet. Only lonely guys with cats. That should be apparent by now.
I know you thought we meant something else, but we actually meant felines. It's just a tradition, I guess.
I know you thought we meant something else, but we actually meant felines. It's just a tradition, I guess.
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10-08-2013, 07:29 PM
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As one of the resident "Dog Persons" who remains skeptical of your presence, I can attest to the fact that they were asking about the actual murderous little beasts when they wanted pictures of your cat.
They have a whole thread just about cat pictures. I kept thinking it was a joke, but it isn't.
This site thrives on a several elements which you may find off-putting:
They have a whole thread just about cat pictures. I kept thinking it was a joke, but it isn't.
This site thrives on a several elements which you may find off-putting:
- Homoerotic humor
- Cats
- Performance above all else
- Extremely limited government (unless it means the posters here who suckle off the government teat get laid off)
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