GIRL who's a new miata owner from LIN.Y.
 

hiiii, just bought my first miata and look forward to working on it and making it my own...feel free to give advice because im just learning about my miata

- Ashley

Welcome, you will find your stay short here.

Lol. Thanks for stopping by...see ya!

never said i wasnt into performance, one reason why i joined was the learn more not get drug down the second i post something because i said "show car" and not going to buy $300 racelands

Sexually in-discriminant miata Brain ftw.

Anyways, welcome!

You will probably not receive. However, if you live in her area, i'm of the opinion that she should be trying to find a new man in her life. One that will buy her smoothies instead of lying about being at the smoothie shop, then buying himself a smoothie with their shared bank account.

It's just rude that someone would lie so badly.

She needs a smart man that would just straight up tell her that she doesn't get a smoothie, and that you'll buy your own smoothie with your own damn money because dammit, you're a man.

I'd offer myself, but i can't be bothered with someone so demanding to want me to bring them a smoothie. Get your own damn smoothie.

hello and good luck. if you can make it through this thread, you might stay more than a month. it is somewhat of your trial by fire.

oh and a reminder to everyone else, the meet and greet section is NOT the hazing section.

Welcome

https://www.miataturbo.net/attachmen...ine=1381252667

Either the Clubroadster crew has sent an influx of trolls or NitroDann is trying to seek revenge with multiple new log-ins.

https://www.miataturbo.net/attachmen...ine=1381253359

pretty welcoming.................

doesnt bother me just trying to learn more about my miata performance wise, interior, exterior, etc. thought it was a nice site until i posted in the meet and greet, not butthurt just disappointed

clubroadster didnt send me either, was recommended by someone at a show i was at the other week

We just banned a couple of people for being stupid and they sent some others here to introduce themselves in the last few hours. You arrived amidst it and were summarily targeted. Hold fast and it will be over soon. Post pictures of your car in the meantime.

It's a good place Ashley. Just take heed of what i told you on ClubSwagster. Sound intelligent, read, learn, understand, and you'll do fine.

We are sort of the opposite of a 'drift and show' community, but if you are here to learn about making your Miata faster you are in the right place.

And cat! CAT pictures!!!

I remember reading the first post of this on CR and subsequently stopped upon reading the words drift and show.

If you're serious about improved performance, you won't find a better group of people. But unlike CR, misinformation here is smashed and ridiculed and it is considered an insult to ask questions prior to research.

I remain skeptical, but hope for the best. With that said, what plans do you have for the car?

Also, post pictures of kitties. :party:

Edit: Damn, Erat beat me to it.

Ok, look, let's just cut to the chase here. First, the interrogation. Then, the blatant leg humping.

1) Do you in fact *have* a cat? I'm not trying to be cute here, with double entendres about your girl parts, or the presence of a catalytic converter on your car; I mean *do you have a cat*? We like cats.

2) Do you have an easily hacked Photobucket account which will yield a treasure trove of completely embarrassing selfies which we can ridicule? This is not a hypothetical question.

3) You claim to be a girl. If this is true, many of us (probably nearing 30-35%) take a keen interest in girls, and we're gonna need pics immediately.

4) Bonus points for visible Meth Scabs in the aforementioned pics, but be warned, they better be spectacular; the bar has been set high here by those preceding you.

5) Fine. Post a pic of your Miata too, just take a look at them carefully and ask yourself the following question first; Did anything on the car originally come in a blister pack? If so, do not post.


Ok, interrogation phase complete. Commence leg humping. Who will be first to step up to the plate? (Possible Gearhead Girl here fellas..!!)

https://www.miataturbo.net/attachmen...1&d=1381255069

I'll help her out real quick:

No meth scabs. (Thanks for bringing that up again, though.... i've been trying to forget that.)

Car is pretty stock.

She has experience with VAG.

You're being quite generous. :greddy: