Here's to de-noobing!
 

Damnit! I want to contact users on the classifieds and don't have enough posts to post in that forum, nor do I have enough posts to PM.:jerkit:

99 bottles of beer on the wall, 99 bottles of beer. Take one down, passit around...

98 bottles of beer on the wall, 98 bottles of beer. Take one down, passit around...

97 bottles of beer on the wall, 97 bottles of beer. Take one down, passit around...

96 bottles of beer on the wall, 96 bottles of beer. Take one down, passit around...

95 bottles of beer on the wall, 95 bottles of beer. Take one down, passit around...

94 bottles of beer on the wall, 94 bottles of beer. Take one down, passit around...

93 bottles of beer on the wall, 93 bottles of beer. Take one down, passit around...

92 bottles of beer on the wall, 92 bottles of beer. Take one down, passit around...

91 bottles of beer on the wall, 91 bottles of beer. Take one down, passit around...

90 bottles of beer on the wall, 90 bottles of beer. Take one down, passit around...

89 bottles of beer on the wall, 89 bottles of beer. Take one down, passit around...

88 bottles of beer on the wall, 88 bottles of beer. Take one down, pass it around...

87 bottles of beer on the wall, 87 bottles of beer. Take one down, pass it around...

I can predict the future... and I foresee BANNAGE executed at point blank range. FIRE!!!

86 bottles of beer on the wall, 86 bottles of beer. Take one down, pass it around...

how else am I supposed to get enough posts. I'd rather do this than post inane banter on other's posts.

All in favor of ban, say I.

The I's have it.

Stupid spammers ruin it for everybody....they get to keep spamming while I am forced to do stupid shit like this.

Gentlemen, we have a direct hit. Target successfully BANNED at 1037 local time.

lmao, what a dumass.
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How about sending a PM to the moderators. Convince them you have a legit need to PM or post in the classifieds and that you're not a douchebag scammer... and they'd probably override the post count for you.

And I'm sure that you could find something constructive to contribute to the forum other than innane banter that could satisfy the forum requirements as to your non-douche status.

Consider this a very important life lesson on de-douchifying.

Nekkid pics of--depending on your station in life--your girlfriend, wife, or daughter, or any combination of therein, go far.

+1, so how long does temporary bannage last?
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Let me make a suggestion for when they lift the ban. You could've simply posted in your thread a request for assistance and I'm sure someone would've been more than pleased to do so.

BTW, when you're finally unbanned please put your location below your Avatar. That will also help you when you try to purchase anything from the classifieds.

In the meantime, no more beers for you! :giggle:

Welcome :)