Hey MT.net I own a gay car
10-21-2008, 02:20 AM
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Hey MT.net I own a gay car
Hello, I own a miata. That makes my ***** small and my car very slow. Others have miata envy. So much envy that they'll put a fist through my soft top just because gay cars need a beating too. So much that highschool kids in daddy's ford superduty would open their door at a stoplight and yell "softtopsare4fags" and take off. So much that highschool kids on school buses would toss pens and school supplies at my car while snickering and commenting on how 'gay' the car is. So much that ricers think it's cool to ride my *** for a few minutes until they realize I won't give in to their bs and subsequently pass me in a rage of redline RPM'd pep boy exhaust me-too 80 hp fury. I might have to stop ramming my bitch, stop spanking 'faster' cars, stop doing all my own work and have a garage do it all, and start ******* dudes in order to keep up with the apparent faggyness of my car.
On a serious note, I never did this when I signed up:
What up bitches.
On a serious note, I never did this when I signed up:
What up bitches.
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10-21-2008, 02:47 AM
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Whats up ***... 
I dont guess Im really suited to welcome you, Im more a noob here than you. Is that a custom fog/driving light setup I see under your turn signal lenses? Ive seen that on a few cars and have always really liked it. Do you have any info on them?
I dont guess Im really suited to welcome you, Im more a noob here than you. Is that a custom fog/driving light setup I see under your turn signal lenses? Ive seen that on a few cars and have always really liked it. Do you have any info on them?
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10-21-2008, 02:07 PM
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One of my best friends talked junk (for fun) until he borrowed my car for a weekend, he now loves the thing and is actually considering picking one up.
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10-21-2008, 07:36 PM
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After a 5 minute ride I've never seen anyone become so humble. Seriously, most people that knock it A.) don't know dick about cars and B.) have never had a ride in one.
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10-21-2008, 09:59 PM
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I had a group of high school kids laugh at me and say, "look, it's two guys in a miata". I wasn't too concerned, though, since they were thumpin to some *** bubble gum pop/rap in the parking lot of waffle house. I also ---- punted the girl.
Do you have a roll bar or cage? If not, get one.
If you're 18, get your CHL.
Do you have a roll bar or cage? If not, get one.
If you're 18, get your CHL.
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10-21-2008, 10:25 PM
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I had a group of high school kids laugh at me and say, "look, it's two guys in a miata". I wasn't too concerned, though, since they were thumpin to some *** bubble gum pop/rap in the parking lot of waffle house. I also ---- punted the girl.
Do you have a roll bar or cage? If not, get one.
If you're 18, get your CHL.
Do you have a roll bar or cage? If not, get one.
If you're 18, get your CHL.
I WANT the weld on cage kit for the autopower roll bars since it's pretty affordable and safe looking, but I'm not exactly one to wear a helmet for daily driving. I'd get some pretty odd stares.
If by CHL you mean concealed hand gun license then I can't because I'm 20 and the legal age is 21 here in sunny FL. Though I have thought about getting an Armalite or something for the sake of honing my marksmanship skillz.
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10-22-2008, 05:10 PM
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Join Date: Oct 2007
Location: Milwaukee, WI
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Had a friend who hasn't owned one nice condition car in his life... has always owned some ghetto'd up Civic/Integra that's rusty, different colored body panels, super high mileage, has owned like 6 of them, gets a boner about them, well... you get the picture. And he flamed me when I got my clean, rust free, Miata with upgraded suspension. I could've let him see the light, let him drive it, but I'll let him stay ignorant. That leaves more Miata's for us and lessens the chance of him ghetto'ing up a nice Miata.
I used to have no interest in Miatas, but then I learned more about cars and there's more to having fun in a car other than horsepower.
I used to have no interest in Miatas, but then I learned more about cars and there's more to having fun in a car other than horsepower.
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