Lo, behold, a NA rookie I came, and with Boost shall I depart this wreck.
 

Hi. Tag says Wingman, guess that's my name around here now.
2000NB. Sports package. 73K miles. DD. Is fun, but could be funner. Needs boost. Am broke, no, scratch that. Cheap. Did I anger someone yet. Boosting. Dumb questions coming, clear the deck for :noob:. Inspired by Broke 'n Boosted. Did research. Took different path, whopping 2K budget. Research fun. Most parts bought. Will post list sometime. Nothing from FM, ebay specials and used MSM stuff. Angry at me yet? MS2 to keep the guys around here happy. ish. Bah, who am I kidding. Prepare the flames, please use lube. At least no electric motor to pump an oil return. Tell 18PSI not banning me upon sight would be appreciated.

sat·ire
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noun
the use of humor, irony, exaggeration, or ridicule to expose and criticize people's stupidity or vices, particularly in the context of contemporary politics and other topical issues.

You didn't use the electric pump for the oil return?? That is so last year. :greddy:

Noobs that preload grovelling and humility have potential.

@18psi :party:

No, I decided that the pump worked to slowly, so I installed an LS1 in the cabin to pump it faster. I have to do something about the noise though, its quite dreadful.
Pffft, grovelling? grovelling is for noobs- wait. hmm. dang. who I gotta blow around this joint for free parts.

it. posts. pictures

Probably Monk, he'll enjoy it most and return from the junkyard WITH a box of chocolates bc he thought of you on the way back.

I'm listening.

the box of chocolates will be ones he found in the back of a van in the junk yard

extra delicious

I only give out free parts to people with at least 12k instagram followers.

:wavey:

or

Screw those "Chocolates" I can tell from the stench how those were made. I want a cool avatar pic. And how do I mark my subscription option as "I DON'T WANT EMAILS EVERY TIME SOME AIRHEAD COMMENTS ON MY THREADS"?

Hook me up yo. Chop chop.

Pfft, I can tell from the stench where that "chocolate" came from.
Dammit. Well... I have four, count it FOUR Myspace friends. Gimmi that free stuff now.

myspace?

what are you, 92?

Four Myspace friends=2000000K Instagram followers. Duh. Get with the times ya old phogy.

I don't even facespace

Only four?
I have more subscribers to my daily Snapchat dick pics.

I mean, I would subscribe to see a penis so small its inverted...

Now you fucked up. (Even though I gave you a poscat)
What's your address?
I've got some "free parts" to send you.

If its the box of glitter, don't bother, that's so amateurish.
If its the bag of dicks, don't bother, I already have plenty to spare.
If its some cement you want me to stuff my manifold with, then I'll save you the trouble by blowing up my own motor.

:bowrofl: +:likecat:

Monk sends the best parts, UPS can't even...

Amateur?
Dafuq you think you're talking to?

A massive robot with a microscopic penis that sets things on fire for the hell of it and mails dubious items to people on the internet? Sounds pretty sketch if you ask me. Add on the fact that somehow that thing fits(the robot, not the penis) in a Miata and you have one massive potential for clusterfuck.

And lo, behold, a noob camest to mt.net, and didst post with humility.

And it was good.

And the veterans were interested, and requested pics.

And the noob ... did not provide.

And upon the hill, in the bleachers where yon MT.net veterans sit, was heard a mighty grumbling.

"Who is this noob, who doth not provide pictures for our enjoyment when we demand them?"

And comments were made, regarding chocolate, and a scat reference, as is wont to happen upon MT.net.

And it was good.

And pregnant was the pause, as all waited to see what would happen.

And the noob didst then make a penis reference, as is also often wont to happen upon MT.net ... but the implication was that the penis of elder Monk was of small size, and insignificant.

And LO, the veterans of MT.net, lounging idly on their bleachers, talking idly amongst themselves about whether Fae's car might actually run again, who wouldst be the next fool to order custom parts from a certain shop in Texas, when will Savington deliver unto them a glorious transmission solution capable of holding #allthetorques, these MT.net veterans didst immediately perk RIGHT THE FUCK UP, for the powers beholden to Monk were known to them.

And yay, verily, the breath was bated (as were other things, this being MT.net), as the response of Monk was anticipated.

And it is good ...

When faced with an insult to one's penis, there is a requirement for a nuanced response.
One cannot immediately jump on the defensive, for that gives credibility to the affront.
My first inclination was to merely appreciate the zinger, and let the insult stand, so secure am I in my burly, hairy chested masculinity.
Then I considered the feelings of my penis, the source of all of my life's joy.
Like the bones of long dead saints, an affront to such an object cannot go unanswered.
So, in reverence to my cock and balls, I answer with just a few facts.
My penis has no name, because to name an object of such beauty would be to degrade it to the level of the highest earthly thing.
It is a fact that my penis descended from the ether on the day of my birth, perfectly formed and radiant.
News of the immaculate cock spread far and great people came to see its splendor and offer their blessings.

https://www.miataturbo.net/attachmen...ine=1454245755

Since birth, I have worn a cup made of lead to shield bystanders from the dangerous cock rays. On exposure, people experience such profound joy and euphoria that their hearts cease to beat, and they are glad for it.
My wife dies and is resurrected every time we have sex.
Schools for the deaf and blind used to have molds of my penis to teach students the words girth, elation, ecstasy, and impossible.
They had to discontinue the practice due to the loss of revenue caused by the students regaining their sight on contact.
Now, I'm sure you're very sorry for insulting such a magnificent object, but the fact is, you're going to suffer for eternity for the slight.
In closing, I have but one thing to say.

https://www.miataturbo.net/attachmen...ine=1454245755



Now post some pictures of your fucking car.

Alas, I cannot compete with such eloquence. I surrender.
Here she be, in all her glory.
https://www.miataturbo.net/attachmen...ine=1454260543















Fine fine, too predictable?
https://www.miataturbo.net/attachmen...ine=1454260543
https://www.miataturbo.net/attachmen...ine=1454260543
https://www.miataturbo.net/attachmen...ine=1454260543

Naturally Aspirated? Blasphemy! Must change!
(rad has since been replaced, older pic)
https://www.miataturbo.net/attachmen...ine=1454260543

Dipped the wheels due to some peeling/fading in the center plates, and to match when I replaced the soft top with a black one.
https://www.miataturbo.net/attachmen...ine=1454260543

Cat tax:
https://www.miataturbo.net/attachmen...ine=1454260543

NEVERMIND.

What radiator do you run meow?

I just replaced it with an OEM style Kyro(spelling?), at that point I hadn't had any plans for boost. Once boost is in and things start heating up in my neck of the woods(mid GA, summers are brutal on cars down here if you get stuck in traffic) I'll drop in the fattest fatty aluminum rad I can find.

Georgia? Where you is?

Just west of the ATL. Other side and below all the fun stuff up in north GA.

I've got a place up on Lake Jackson and lived up near Jonesboro a while back.

Not familiar with Jackson, but Jonesboro is about 20min from me.

Near McDonough

Ah, have some family down in that area.

Dropped a build thread. Everyone can proceed to reem me there as it suits their pleasure. Stupid questions will abound once things start moving.

https://www.miataturbo.net/build-thr...ir-life-87561/