Ah, an inside joke. Yes I am a Mormon boy from Utah but I didn't think I was that clueless. Thanks for filling me in on the joke.
I assumed that you would be able to estimate the girth knowing the length.
Concealer I still have this piece it is just sitting in the attic of the garage collecting dust. I would sell it to you for a reasonable price if you want it.

Don't worry Dan, hang around long enough and you'll get the inside jokes as well.

What part of Utah do you live in?

I'm guessing a hair bigger than a fist?

What's your best price for "The Concealer"?

turbofan, I live in Bountiful, it is about 20min North of Salt Lake City.

Yes, it would be at least a double fist, and that is not including the spikes.

Probably about the same price as a full Megasquirt kit.

I'm familiar with Bountiful, I grew up in Lehi and have some close friends who live in Clearfield. Welcome, not too many Utah peeps on here.

That's spendy for a spiky dildo that, let's be honest, would be a "stretch" even for concealer.

Well played. I am actually serious about buying it though. It would make a great gift for someone.

8/10

Would conceal.

....Go back to cr.net :fawk:

Also...that thing is 2 1/2 feet long. Thats huge.

Don't judge.

Still waiting for a price. I legitimately want to buy this thing.

Cool, it is a small world, Most of my Mom's family lives down that way. And the guy I bought my Miata from lives in American Fork.

Because it is just sitting around and I have no other plans for it I would sell it for $50, but it is also not going to be cheap to ship considering its size.