Ultimate Noob 1st Post!!!
01-18-2013, 10:24 PM
#105
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It hurts my ******* brain that with a forum this big, with so many subforums about so many different things, that a reasonably intelligent person can't come up with 10 or 15 posts that could actually provide worthwhile information on some subject that could be useful to another human being. It pains me. So yes, you are hurting someone when you spam-post.
But that's not even why it's done. The post limits are in place to function as a kind of condom. You see, think of this forum as a woman... a beautiful, smart, sexy woman. You know you want to crush her brains out raw-dog because that's how you roll. But for the first few dates, she's all cranky and want's you to wear a condom. After you've been a good boy and proved you're not gonna give her some funky shiz, she lets the beast have some freedom, but you still gotta pull out and gunk on her ****. In order to giggity all up in her vagooz, you gotta pay... and that's how guys get into the 1337Speak subforum. And that's why post limits are like condoms.
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01-18-2013, 10:35 PM
#106
^That's where you're wrong. You think you're not hurting anyone be spamming your way to a higher post count, but you're mistaken.
It hurts my ******* brain that with a forum this big, with so many subforums about so many different things, that a reasonably intelligent person can't come up with 10 or 15 posts that could actually provide worthwhile information on some subject that could be useful to another human being. It pains me. So yes, you are hurting someone when you spam-post.
But that's not even why it's done. The post limits are in place to function as a kind of condom. You see, think of this forum as a woman... a beautiful, smart, sexy woman. You know you want to crush her brains out raw-dog because that's how you roll. But for the first few dates, she's all cranky and want's you to wear a condom. After you've been a good boy and proved you're not gonna give her some funky shiz, she lets the beast have some freedom, but you still gotta pull out and gunk on her ****. In order to giggity all up in her vagooz, you gotta pay... and that's how guys get into the 1337Speak subforum. And that's why post limits are like condoms.
It hurts my ******* brain that with a forum this big, with so many subforums about so many different things, that a reasonably intelligent person can't come up with 10 or 15 posts that could actually provide worthwhile information on some subject that could be useful to another human being. It pains me. So yes, you are hurting someone when you spam-post.
But that's not even why it's done. The post limits are in place to function as a kind of condom. You see, think of this forum as a woman... a beautiful, smart, sexy woman. You know you want to crush her brains out raw-dog because that's how you roll. But for the first few dates, she's all cranky and want's you to wear a condom. After you've been a good boy and proved you're not gonna give her some funky shiz, she lets the beast have some freedom, but you still gotta pull out and gunk on her ****. In order to giggity all up in her vagooz, you gotta pay... and that's how guys get into the 1337Speak subforum. And that's why post limits are like condoms.
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03-07-2013, 03:30 PM
#111
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Join Date: Feb 2013
Location: Europe>Poland>Krosno
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I leave 30km from Slovakia border, in Krosno. I decided to use M62 supercharger from Mercedes because this is easily available, not expensive and provides a lot of low-revs torque.
Now I'm collecting parts.
I've swaped engine from 16. 90HP (unavailable in USA) to 1.8 130HP.
Some pictures of my car in polish club forum:
Forum MX-5 / Miata Klub Polska :: [RS] DIY czyli Zrb to sam
BTW
How does work props and why I have -1?
Please delete my next message.
Now I'm collecting parts.
I've swaped engine from 16. 90HP (unavailable in USA) to 1.8 130HP.
Some pictures of my car in polish club forum:
Forum MX-5 / Miata Klub Polska :: [RS] DIY czyli Zrb to sam
BTW
How does work props and why I have -1?
Please delete my next message.
Last edited by RS_PL; 03-07-2013 at 03:43 PM. Reason: BTW
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05-16-2013, 10:19 AM
#117
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FOR ***** SAKE, THIS IS NOT AN INTRO THREAD!!!
NOOBS, STOP ******* POSTING HERE! This thread is only to show you how not to make a fucked up first post and not a place to put your first post. Go make an intro thread of your own and try not to sound like a complete moron.
NOOBS, STOP ******* POSTING HERE! This thread is only to show you how not to make a fucked up first post and not a place to put your first post. Go make an intro thread of your own and try not to sound like a complete moron.
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