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Pitlab77 03-27-2008 03:59 PM


Originally Posted by brgracer (Post 234417)
Best post EVER! (or at least to date)

Tis

and i've been here a long time

jayc72 03-27-2008 04:34 PM

Joe's post on the difference between dynos should end up in the FAQ. Best explanation I've heard so far!

Mach929 03-27-2008 05:46 PM

+1 very clear and concise explanation.

patsmx5 03-27-2008 07:23 PM

Mr. Perez, how long did that take to write?

Joe Perez 03-27-2008 08:34 PM


Originally Posted by patsmx5 (Post 234611)
Mr. Perez, how long did that take to write?

Probably longer than my employer would care to know. :rolleyes:

urgaynknowit 03-27-2008 08:49 PM

"It is said unto me that thou art the keeper and bearer of knowledge, yea, and also of dyno services, that by which my small red car might be elevated unto a state of greater tune whose equal is known only as nirvana amongst the faithful and true!"


i died when i read that,

joe, from now on, you should answer every post like that,
it would be a great hit with the noobs lol
and give me awsome quotes to put under my name lol

mrtonyg 03-27-2008 09:33 PM

Joe, very witty writing my friend!!!

One of the best, if not THE best post in any forum...by far!!!

Tony

Joe Perez 03-28-2008 11:32 AM


Originally Posted by urgaynknowit (Post 234643)
joe, from now on, you should answer every post like that,
it would be a great hit with the noobs lol

Ok, how's this for a start: http://forum.miata.net/vb/showthread...27#post3034527

jayc72 03-28-2008 11:37 AM

That was awesome.

Braineack 03-28-2008 11:39 AM

:rofl:

sm2dan 03-28-2008 11:56 AM

That made my day. What a great write-up!

d

urgaynknowit 03-28-2008 12:13 PM

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Pitlab77 03-28-2008 12:20 PM


Originally Posted by Joe Perez (Post 234863)

In some weird way I find that easier to read.

Guess thats what 4 years of college english (with one year with a professor that was a shakespearing actor) gets you.

miatamania 03-28-2008 12:52 PM

Post of the Year...

I'm sorry to hear of your plight.

Joe Perez 03-28-2008 01:49 PM

I think it helps to imagine the text being spoken aloud by E.B. Farnum from "Deadwood", though for some reason I can't seem to help slipping constantly back and forth between Shakespearean English, Victorian English, and King James Biblical English.

alden77 03-28-2008 02:39 PM

Publish that on any other miata site and I doubt anyone would notice the changes in context. It has no gangsta lingo, so that limits its skope methinks. So don't be jockin' they steez, please. I agree this to be one of the greatest posts of any car site I've ever posted to. Makes me glad to be a newbie subscriber. Now, I'll go home, re-read the FAQs, and Corky's book twice (just bought it today,) before I ever ask my first question.
Best Always
Alden

AbeFM 03-28-2008 04:41 PM

Yesterday I spent like an hour or more playing with tapestry generator, making quite the awesome comicbook of your adventures, stealing or adopting many of your lines....

And the computer ate it. Damnit damnit damnit.

And if you don't invite me along when you go tune I'll drive to your house and put a flaming paperbag on your doorstep - it won't be empty but it will be fresh.

RSV-95 03-28-2008 05:47 PM

Absolutely hilarious!! :bowrofl: One question though, when does "his wife" enter the scene?:)

Sounds more like "The Comedy of Errors". May Providence guide thy search.

oreo 03-29-2008 09:39 AM

haha a most excellent post...:bowrofl:

beware though, on Thursday, the company I am with fired someone, for excessive internet "browsing"

wasn't even porn:)

mikeflys1 03-29-2008 12:02 PM


Originally Posted by Joe Perez (Post 234408)
"It is said unto me that thou art the keeper and bearer of knowledge, yea, and also of dyno services, that by which my small red car might be elevated unto a state of greater tune whose equal is known only as nirvana amongst the faithful and true!"

:bowrofl:

I just about spit my soda out reading that.


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