And they say you can't polish a turd
 

Is there a question here? If you could post less information that would be great.

The image is self-explanatory, I'd think.

I get it. Someone was foolish enough to put two locks with handles on the inside of a door with a big window rather than making the deadbolt require a key on the inside. I see it far too often. Thankfully it's not a difficult fix.

The door opens up into a summer kitchen in my second garage. It's an interior door. There's some strange things going on in this house.

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Aliens in purple hats, because ice creme has no bones.

Wait, I thought the random picture thread was a lot longer? :confused:

Not the least of which is you taking pictures of some unidentified damper with what appears to be a 949 / Supermiata top-hat, mounted in a vise, in front of a door blocked by a bucket and a switchplate missing one screw, with an ethnic slur against the Polish as the thread title.

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The suspension is just killing me.

:bowrofl:

:laugh:

I love this bar.

It's a VMAXX damper.

It's gonna be a ban if the OP doesn't start making sense soon.

A Vmax dumpster is about 125mph, for those playing along at home.

Vmaxx damper, 949 extended top hats, and better springs?

= slightly more expensive than xida.

No.

I think a username change to 'dietcoke&jack' would be appropriate at this time.

As a former owner of turds (vmaxx) and a current owner of awesome sauce (xida). I can confirm, you cannot polish a turd, you can roll it in glitter and make it look like it's not a turd, but just beneath the surface... still turd.

Speaking of turds, I will now tell a family friendly joke.
A young man walks into the patent office and says to the clerk, "I have an amazing new cookie recipe which I would like to patent."
The clerk replies, "Cookies aren't exactly new, and even if it were, what makes your cookies novel enough for anyone to care?"
The young man produces a cookie from a sack and says, "Sir, these cookies taste exactly like pussy."
Skeptical, the clerk takes the cookie and says, "Well if that's true, you may have a million dollar product here!"
He takes a bite, and immediately spits it out.
"These cookies taste like shit!"
The young man replies, "Ahh, you just took too big of a bite."

If you find yourself complaining about the proximity of the trash to the fridge, it may be time to clean the kitchen.

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