Ghetto Names
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There used to be this white woman at our bank named Mercedes, she was a manager. Her *** looked great in pant suits and she had some glorious fake ****. I think that's the most ridiculous white person name I've ever heard and it isn't even ridiculous, it's in the Three Musketeers by Dumas.
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My mom went to school with a girl named Ophelia. Problem was her last name was Butts.
I worked for a Colonel who signed everything, "H. Wanye Wolfe" because his parents didn't bother to name him "Harold"; they named him "Harry".
When assigned to Scott AFB in the 80s, one office had an Airman (E-2) Major and a Major (O-4) Ahrmen. It was high comedy and mass confusion when calling that shop.
One of my best friends was an instructor at a Joint Military Technical School in Florida. One of his students was a 5-foot something, blonde haired, blue eyed, busty young lady of Scandanavian descent. She was junior enlisted in the Navy; a "Seaman". Obviously, she didn't think ahead when she signed the paperwork. Her last name was "Swallows"...
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I worked for a Colonel who signed everything, "H. Wanye Wolfe" because his parents didn't bother to name him "Harold"; they named him "Harry".
When assigned to Scott AFB in the 80s, one office had an Airman (E-2) Major and a Major (O-4) Ahrmen. It was high comedy and mass confusion when calling that shop.
One of my best friends was an instructor at a Joint Military Technical School in Florida. One of his students was a 5-foot something, blonde haired, blue eyed, busty young lady of Scandanavian descent. She was junior enlisted in the Navy; a "Seaman". Obviously, she didn't think ahead when she signed the paperwork. Her last name was "Swallows"...
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Spenceria Mcgriff.
Today this scam artist came to work with that ghetto name on a fake license . He tried to pay with a check that had a PO box on it. Steal from stores in or around North Florida then try to return for cash is his game. When we refuse service he gets loud and calls everyone racist. He's known in the area. Anyways... Piece of ****, ghetto name. Yeah.
******* couldn't even spell alternator. No. Autonater.
Today this scam artist came to work with that ghetto name on a fake license . He tried to pay with a check that had a PO box on it. Steal from stores in or around North Florida then try to return for cash is his game. When we refuse service he gets loud and calls everyone racist. He's known in the area. Anyways... Piece of ****, ghetto name. Yeah.
******* couldn't even spell alternator. No. Autonater.
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Years ago at our factory in Quincy, IL, there was a transmitter engineer named Robert F. Burns, who went by the nickname "RF."
Serious (and often lethal) burns from exposure to RF (Radio Frequency) radiation are one of the more serious hazards of working with high-power broadcast transmitters and antennae.
True story.
Serious (and often lethal) burns from exposure to RF (Radio Frequency) radiation are one of the more serious hazards of working with high-power broadcast transmitters and antennae.
True story.
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Years ago at our factory in Quincy, IL, there was a transmitter engineer named Robert F. Burns, who went by the nickname "RF."
Serious (and often lethal) burns from exposure to RF (Radio Frequency) radiation are one of the more serious hazards of working with high-power broadcast transmitters and antennae.
True story.
Serious (and often lethal) burns from exposure to RF (Radio Frequency) radiation are one of the more serious hazards of working with high-power broadcast transmitters and antennae.
True story.
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The best one I know of is shadynasty its pronounced (sha dynasty) but it being pronounced shady-nasty in public was hilarious, especially when the 300lb black woman called the wimpy little white guy who mis pronounced her name a fool from across the room.
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