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Old 10-26-2011, 07:16 PM   #1
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...and that's why some people carry ball-peen hammers with them at all times.
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Typical BMW *******
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My GF would key that.
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I made a wise-*** comment to a Por-cha driver the other day as he took THE LAST TWO SPOTS in a crowded parking lot. As we walked up to the shopping center, I looked back at his car and cheerfully said "hey, dude, nice parking job!" He asked if I was being a smartass and I told him I was merely commenting on his totally awesome parking job. He shot back with something about "all the water" on the other side of his car (the curb was wet, seriously), so I mumbled "god forbid you should get that thing wet" as he walked past. Well, apparently that REALLY pissed him off. The place I was going wasn't open, so I returned to my car. As I backed out of my spot, I noticed this guy was standing behind me, taking a picture of my license plate (I guess). When I asked what he was doing, he got all kinds of roid-pissed and replied "NONE OF YOUR ******* BUSINESS YOU ******* ***** ---- ************!!!" I snickered at his ridiculous overcuss, advised him to calm down, learn to park, and not to be such a douche. Then I blew him a kiss as I drove off. I thought he was going to lose his **** and run after me, but he had his special-lady-friend with him. Such a big man...
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Old 10-26-2011, 08:04 PM   #6
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My GF would key that.
I thought about kicking the driver side mirror off but with my luck I would have slipped and hurt my back.
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I thought about kicking the driver side mirror off but with my luck I would have slipped and hurt my back.
When the GF and I go to the "I live in a loft and lease a BMW" place I literally have to physically pull my GF away from keying cars. In the last few years she's punished hundreds of disrespectful parkers.
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sounds like a real doll
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She has to have some kind of backbone to deal with him...

When I see people park like the asshat in this picture, I typically put the jeep in a nice spot on my side where they will have to work HARD not to hit it. I could give a **** about my vehicle, and it teaches them a lesson in parking correctly. If they kick it, it'll just match the other dings. If they hit it, it'll just match the trail damage.
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sounds like a real doll
Srsly. I hate it when people park like that, but I do not know everything about the situation they where in, maybe there was an emergency, I don't know. I'm not gonna key somebodies car and having to pay out the *** if caught over something stupid.
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That's it? That's how the soccer moms park around here.

This is how a real winner parks.



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If I'm in one of my nicer cars I will spill my drink on their door on accident or move shopping carts all around their car. If I'm in my wifes company car or my Jeep I will park so close to them that they can't open the drivers side door. winning
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If I'm in one of my nicer cars I will spill my drink on their door on accident or move shopping carts all around their car. If I'm in my wifes company car or my Jeep I will park so close to them that they can't open the drivers side door. winning
If they park straight but WAY over the line, I'll park right next to them (trying to get in the center of the parking spot). They then have two options....... Crawl their lazy asses across the seats or dent their door on the Jeeps rock rails. They don't often do it twice here at the apartments.
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Been there done that. Baller status achieved in '09.

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As a new BMW owner I've been very careful in my parking. I know that haters that would never give a cheap car a second look would go out of their way to react the way the posters above would. I'm so "in between the lines" it's not funny. I'll back up and recenter if necessary. I guess I'm also trying to stay away from the lines and the other cars as well.

My wife made the comment right away that the car doesn't have door moldings and is going to be a ding magnet. She's probably right.
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This dumb ---- parked IN the smoking area at my work. The "spot" she is in is coned off, bitch got out, moved the cones, and pulled in. When talking to the security guard, he tole me that she said "Oh I didn't know I couldn't park there"....which was bullshit because I've seen her parking around for a month before this happend. Lazy **** chickenhead..that's what she is.



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Was she hot??? Must have been if the guard let it slide... That or he was a *****. Pics?
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Sounds like an ebony. I'm with Stein, as a new BMW owner, I park perfectly, always backed in. I don't need peasants dinging up my collector car.
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when people park on my drivers side like that, surely they expect me to drag my bag and the rivets in my jeans against their car and then open my door very wide with some force, right?
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My beater is a 2-door Saturn coupe. Wide *** doors and the side body panels are plastic. Park too close to me and it won't be my **** that ends up dented. I don't go out of my way to mess with people, but if your car encroaches on/over the line it's getting tapped and honey badger don't give a ****.
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