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Old 08-21-2011, 01:23 AM   #3541
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Cats don't fart as much as dogs do either, which is nice.
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Old 08-21-2011, 01:25 AM   #3542
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Dogs are just so much work. They are like people, but you ahve to do everything for them. Cats are like supplements. They are just there to make you happy.
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Teach the cat to ****/**** outside like mine and never clean up after them again.
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Old 08-21-2011, 01:40 AM   #3544
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my kitty pees/***** outside and attacks anything that moves:



she's out all night hunting and fighting with other neighborhood kitties and has been seen going toe-to-toe with both raccoons and opossums.
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Old 08-21-2011, 01:48 AM   #3545
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Oh yeah.. My cat doesn't go outside and root around in **** then come back inside smelling like something ******* died in its fur...


Clean up ****? Wow its so hard to walk by the litter box once every 2 days and scrape out a few pieces of **** with a scoop. The most maintenance free animal I've ever had. Don't even have to bathe her and she smells like ******* roses. Not to mention sleeps on drier sheets most of the time and smells quite fresh.




Admittedly, the HURR DURR Look on this things face is pretty epic.. If it never barked I could tolerate it.
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Old 08-21-2011, 02:04 AM   #3546
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Oh yeah.. My cat doesn't go outside and root around in **** then come back inside smelling like something ******* died in its fur...
My dog never rolls in **** or makes a mess. It's called training. Takes a little effort and the rewards are a very fun and clean animal that is actually entertaining and enjoyable to be around. Plus he goes tuning in the car with me, like a boss

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Clean up ****? Wow its so hard to walk by the litter box once every 2 days and scrape out a few pieces of **** with a scoop. The most maintenance free animal I've ever had. Don't even have to bathe her and she smells like ******* roses. Not to mention sleeps on drier sheets most of the time and smells quite fresh.
Yes, I prefer to never clean up ****. My dog ***** in the large patch of grass ten feet in front of my house. I never step in ****, smell **** or clean ****.

Maintenance free

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Admittedly, the HURR DURR Look on this things face is pretty epic.. If it never barked I could tolerate it.
You should see what that HURR DURR face does to females. He doesn't bark. French bull dogs are quiet and if he does bark all I would have to do is whistle quietly, he stops immediately.

Maybe it's just me, but I prefer animals that are more animated than a dead person
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Old 08-21-2011, 02:06 AM   #3547
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Okay, think this qualifies:


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Hello guys! New to the forum and this is my first post here. Iím not sure what category my vehicle best fits in, but I guess itís the thought that counts anyway. This machine started as a 1968 V100 armored car, and has been extensively modified. Iím in the process of waiting for Ouverson Engineeringís Violator axles with locker for the rear and violator stub axles and lockouts for the front (since I already have 19 spline 1-3/4Ē axles and a locker in it now) and the Violator lockouts. As soon as the parts show up, itís off to Winter Haven Florida.

I will make progress posts as time allows
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Old 08-21-2011, 02:11 AM   #3548
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LOOK AT THAT WELD!!!!!!!! My gawd.... drool***

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Maintenance free
So you never give it a bath? Bath = Maintenance.

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You should see what that HURR DURR face does to females. He doesn't bark. French bull dogs are quiet and if he does bark all I would have to do is whistle quietly, he stops immediately.
Needing a dog to get laid?

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Dogs seem like they're typically retarded and need very little stimulation. Cats require actual input... Just because you put the key in the car and started it doesn't mean it's going to do the rest. If you actually interact with one they will typically respond. Every cat I've ever seen, anyway. Sounds like yours was defective.
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So you never give it a bath? Bath = Maintenance.
Take a shower, take dog in. Easy. Go outside and play fetch or ride my longboard to dry off <--Fun interaction. Yes, my dog has learned to ride on my longboard. **** boring *** cats. Take your cat tuning with you in the car, see how much fun it is.

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Needing a dog to get laid?
Need, no. Melts hearts of sexy young women, yes.

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Dogs seem like they're typically retarded and need very little stimulation. Cats require actual input... Just because you put the key in the car and started it doesn't mean it's going to do the rest. If you actually interact with one they will typically respond. Every cat I've ever seen, anyway. Sounds like yours was defective.
My cat was boring. It sat around and did nothing but shed hair and ruin my clean laundry.

Cats are boring in general and overrated. If you want simple, no maintenance and boring; get a stock miata and go to M.net
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Need, no. Melts hearts of sexy young women, yes.
the last vagina you saw was your mothers as your lips raked across it
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the last vagina you saw was your mothers as your lips raked across it
Coming from you I'm not sure if I should be amused or surprised.
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Coming from you I'm not sure if I should be amused or surprised.
just run away
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I hate to break it to you, sport. You're not Hustler 2.0
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I never said I was, I am me and I am better than you are
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I never said I was, I am me and I am better than you are
How do you figure that?
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How do you figure that?
I've met him IRL.
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I've met him IRL.
We've met a few times. Never a dull moment.

Fun part was before we met, calling me up everyday asking if I wanted to stay with him for the weekend......
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Magnesium recycling plant in Ohio was on fire. Firefighters put water on the fire.




Magnesium fire + H2O = BOOM!


I know its a boring drag race, only with one hell of a twist. Guy kept control of the car after the chute opened like a boss...


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We've met a few times. Never a dull moment.
I'm a ******* BOSS

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Fun part was before we met, calling me up everyday asking if I wanted to stay with him for the weekend......
bitch, you know you wanna suck my wein0r
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