Someone's gonna pay for me & my kids!!!
 

Nice link, bro

Brain fuxed it. Evil bastard.

I fixed it now. Stupid youtube embedded links makes things harder.

hmm, no you didn't.

Society did this to her, only Obama and hsi policies can save America. Someone needs to pay her.

Let's hear it again for the "War on Poverty" and the "Great Society" that started all this.

wtf? I don't remember anyone forceably impregnating her 12-15 times and telling her she must now support the kids. condoms are less than 99c, where the FUCK are the 3 dads? The world doesn't owe her a thing.

Gene pool contamination, see if natural selection was applicable to human society, she would have died before having any kids. Or maybe life would have taught her not to bite more than she can chew.

I donated a Tommy puffer jacket this week. Maybe they'll get it.

Is it not working for you? It is showing up for me on 2 computers.

I have no sympathy for people with children, bitching about money.

neither do I.

Scrolled back up and it wasn't a white box anymore, weird.

+1 for keeping your pants the fuck on.

A tard I work with is 30 and has 4 kids. When asked if he'll make more children he replies, "We will if the lord wills it!" Dude, get some fucking condoms, jesus fuck. I guess there is something magical and Jesus like going on in her vaeg.

he is jesus fucking.

haha, 30 w/ 4 kids? is he catholic?

My wife and I are looking to adopt one or two kids if anyone knows of any that aren't already psychologically destroyed. Or if any of you knocks up a teenager...

or Mormon

I didn't watch the video, didn't feel like being pissed this afternoon. I'm having 2 kids. Then getting my shit fixed.

Oh and no kids until after 30.

Send me the teenager and I'll see what I can do for you.:idea:

My parents had four kids before they were 30. What's wrong with that? If you want lotsa kids, have em early so you're not an old fart when they get older.

yea exactly, your parents did. Our parents all had more children than our current generation.

Except for fucked up people like this chick and that girl who is addicted to pregnancy or some shit. Reality TV has made odd, fucked up shit the in thing. Just like my parents did, I blame TV for the death of my generation. ;)

(PS, you gotta learn about sarcasm man)

I may take you up on that.

Your girl is old, bro. Would still smash/


What a ghetto piece of shit. Gas her and her kids. We don't need people breeding criminals in mass numbers.

It's not difficult to spot the clever ones in this group. I'll pick you out a cherry.

I guess that's true... their generation had more kids. Pretty much everyone I grew up with had at leas 2 siblings, and in person I am one of the most sarcastic people you'll ever meet. It just hard to read sarcasm through text on the web...

I've got a kitten hanging around outside my house. It's cute as fuck, loves people, and is much cheaper to raise then a human child. Lemmy know if you want it.

God, we're screwed.

Need to introduce Casey Anthony to these "people."

Birth control in the Mountain Dew would solve all our problems. I'm only half kidding.

Whats wrong with that. The problem is not having kids, the problem is not supporting them.

i knew that you needed a minivan

That might be the problem. If they keep fucking and popping kids out, they might not be able to support them all and make sure they are properly taken care of. Of course this can be solved by scientific means (birth control, condoms, vasectomy, etc...) but pope retard the 5th deems these things immoral.

whoa whoa. You are mixing two different things here. I'd watch your language too. Maybe educate your self before you sound like the one that is of less mental capacity.

P.s. i have friends with siblings with mental handicaps I find it funny when they act/speak with more maturity than those "deemed fully capable."

I think what Josh means is that some religious people believe that if they have kids then it is gods will, and "god will provide". That works out great in Africa.

My point exactly. There is a difference between a catholic (or any other religious or non religious person) saying I am open to having kids, and as many as I am giving. But knowing a good time to say hey I will use some type of restraint (NFP and abstinence are accepted ways of Birth control in the church), and someone that just says keep it coming (Like the Duggers on that TV show).

But once again the issue here is not having kids, it is being able to support them and that does not always mean $.

I didn't know the church even allowed sex as a recreational activity. I assume they still frown on premarital sex.

Not seen as recreational, but sex is not seen as a bad thing. Far from it but there is a time and place, in marriage.

I'm not mixing anything. I think I'm more than educated on the subject. Trust me, I'm a stranger on the internet.

Irrelevant. This is the internet. Especially in this thread. I think everyone's I.Q. dropped significantly after watching the video :giggle:

Pretty much spot on.

Take for example my friend; this friend shall be called "G". G just found out she is pregnant. The guy that knocked her up is a complete joke and will never be there.

Why weren't you on birth control? -"because I can't take that stuff."

What do you mean? Why didn't he wear condoms or something?-"It's against my religion. Children are a blessing and it would be immoral to do anything that would prevent a blessing from god."

No, having children is biology.-"Whatever."

"G" is also broke, unemployed and doesn't have a high school degree. No means of taking care of a child, what so ever. "G" will NOT consider adoption because her parents told her it is immoral to "give your blessing from god away."

But it's cool, I'm sure god will take a break from helping Tim Tebow and help her out some :fawk:

I completely agree. But young couples in their early 30's aren't doing to just stop having sex because they don't want anymore kids. That's insane.

This idea that some religious groups have about birth control being "the bane of our existence and cause of immorality" is/could be really hurting some families.


Edit: I just LOL'd at the video again. Gas them, gas them all!

They don't call me "Rusty Sandusky" for nothing.

I'm really happy that I'm not stricken with a fairy-tale religion that tells me to incessantly reproduce.

Do us all a favor and shoot her in the head.

I would but she lives a little too far away for me to pull that off without being suspicious.

Savannah, Georgia....go figure :bowrofl:

qfmft

If people insist on acting naturally, then it is probably time for natural forces to be re-introduced.

Did you know that the cranium size of the average human has DECREASED in the last 1000 years? Reverse evolution. You no longer have to be smart to survive. In fact, smart people have fewer offspring than really dumb people.

Just a guess, but I don't think the subject of the original video is Catholic. I think the only hymnals she's ever heard consist of rappers telling her that she's a 'ho. She acts accordingly . . . and gets paid for it. More kids = more $.

Disgusting.

Idiocracy. It's more real than we think.

There will, one day, be a massive war that will either kill EVERYONE, or put us back in survival mode because of chaos. My theory at least.

And we will be able to fuck like crazy and not worry cause only 1 in 10 of the kids will survive... the smartest/strongest one.

edit post fail...

Where are all the stupid people from?
And how'd they get to be so dumb?
Bred on purple mountain range
Feed amber waves of grains
To lesser human beings, zero feelings

Blame it on
Human nature, mans destiny (mans destiny)
Blame it on the greediocracy (greediocracy)
Fear of God
The fear of change
The fear of truth

Add the Bill of Rights, subtract the wrongs
There's no answers
Memorize and sing star spangled songs
When the questions
Aren't ever asked
Is anybody learning from the past?
We're living in united stagnation

Father what have I done?
I took that 22
A gift to me from you
To bed with me each night
Kept it clean
Polished it well
Cherished every cartridge, every shell

Down, by the creek, under brush, under dirt
There's a carcass of my second kill
Down, by the park, under stone, under pine
There's a carcass of my brother William
Brother where, have you gone to?
I swear, I never thought I could
I see so many times
They told me to shoot straight
Don't pull the trigger, squeeze
That will insure a kill
A kill is what you want
A kill is why we breed

The Christians love their guns
The church and NRA
Pray for their salvations
Prey on the lower faiths

The story book's been read
And every line believed
Curriculum's been set
Logic is a threat
Reason searched and seized

Jerry spent some time in Michigan
A twenty year vacation, after all he had a dime
A dime is worth a lot more in Detroit
A dime in California, a twenty dollar fine

Jerry only stayed a couple months
It's hard to enjoy yourself while bleeding out the ass
Asphyxiation is simple and fast
It beats seventeen fun years of being someones bitch

Don't think (Stay)
Drink your wine (Home)
Watch the fire burn (Be)
His problems not mine (Safe)
Just be that model citizen

I wish I had a schilling
(For each senseless killing)
For every senseless killing
I'd buy a government
America's for sale
And you can get a good deal on it
(A good deal on it)
And make a healthy profit
Or maybe, tear it apart
Start with assumption
That a million people are smart
Smarter than one

Serotonin's gone
She gave up, drifted away
Sara fled, thought process gone
She left her answering machine on
The greeting left spoken sincere
Messages no one will ever hear

Ten thousand messages a day
A million more transmissions lay
Victims of the laissez faire
Ten thousand voices, a hundred guns
A hundred decibels turns to one
One bullet, one empty head
Now with Serotonin gone

The man who used to speak
Performs a cute routine
Feel a little patronized
Don't feel bad
They found a way inside your head
And you feel a bit misled
It's not that they don't care, yeah

The television's put a thought inside your head
Llike a Barry Manilow, jingle
I'd like, to teach the world to sing
In perfect harmony
A symphonic blank stare, yeah
It doesn't make you care (make you care)
Not designed to make you care (make you care)
They're betting you won't care (you won't...)

Place a wager on your greed
A wager on your pride
Why try to beat them when, a million others tried?

We are the whore
Intellectually spayed
We are the queer
Dysfunctionally raised

One more pill to kill the pain
One more pill to kill the pain
One more pill to kill the pain
Living through conformity

One more prayer to keep me safe
One more prayer to keep us warm
One more prayer to keep us safe
There's gonna be a better place

Lost the battle, lost the war
Lost the things worth living for
Lost the will to win the fight
One more pill to kill the pain

Na na na na na
La na na na na
Na na na na na
Na na na na na

The going get tough, the tough get debt
Don't pay attention, pay the rent
Next of kins pay for your sins
A little faith should keep us safe

Save us
The human, existence
Is failing, resistance
Essential, the future
Written off, the odds are
Astronomically against us
Only moron and genius
Would fight a losing battle
Against the super ego
When giving in is so damn comforting

And so we go, on with our lives
We know the truth, but prefer lies
Lies are simple, simple is bliss
Why go against tradition when we can
Admit defeat, live in decline
Be the victim of our own design
The status quo, built on suspect
Why would anyone stick out their neck?

Fellow members
Club "We've Got Ours"
I'd like to introduce you to our host
He's got his, and I've got mine
Meet the decline

We are the queer
We are the whore
Ammunition
In the class war
We are worker
We love our queen
We sacrifice
We're soilent green

We are the queer
We are the whore
Ammunition
In the class war

It's not the right time to be sober
Now the idiots have taken over
Spreading like a social cancer, is there an answer?

Mensa membership conceding
Tell me why and how are all the stupid people breeding
Watson, it's really elementary
The industrial revolution
Has flipped the bitch on evolution
The benevolent and wise are being thwarted, ostracized, what a bummer
The world keeps getting dumber
Insensitivity is standard and faith is being fancied over reason

Darwin's rolling over in his coffin
The fittest are surviving much less often
Now everything seems to be reversing, and it's worsening
Someone flopped a steamer in the gene pool
Now angry mob mentality's no longer the exception, it's the rule
And I'm starting to feel a lot like Charlton Heston
Stranded on a primate planet
Apes and orangutans that ran it to the ground
With generals and the armies that obeyed them
Followers following fables
Philosophies that enable them to rule without regard

There's no point for democracy when ignorance is celebrated
Political scientists get the same one vote as some Arkansas inbred
Majority rule, don't work in mental institutions
Sometimes the smallest softest voice carries the grand biggest solutions

What are we left with?
A nation of god-fearing pregnant nationalists
Who feel it's their duty to populate the homeland
Pass on traditions
How to get ahead religions
And prosperity via simpleton culture

^Post song title/band plz?

NoFX, The Decline and The Idiots are Taking Over.

thanks Lars, one could have used the google search engine too.


now with video:







this one's for Gearhead:

Sarcasm man, read the message I posted before.

You and anyone else is allowed to have as many kids as you can support or willingly have. I make no claims for limitation on childbearing, as long as you are happy.

This chick can't even support herself.

Yes she can . . . and that's the problem.

Mighter.

The money has been taken from me at the point of a gun. It's about time the welfare office got a chance to feel it too.

I could have pissed fire the first time I saw them advertising on TV that not enough people were taking advantage of food stamps. They were spending my money buying motherfucking advertising to get more deadbeats to take my money so that welfare departments could justify their existence. Fuck 'em. Fuck 'em all.

not enough?!

http://imgs.sfgate.com/c/pictures/20...1323385165.jpg

And I bet she was married, so it was completely right to have sex in the first place. (Note sarcasm)

Reminds me of Idiocracy

This is not about religion. Politics and Religion is not to be mixed, ever. Being married and / or a faithful Catholic, Protestant, Muslim, Hindu, Budist or a member of the high Lords holy butt-pokers church says nothing about your parenting skills, or your financial situation. I don’t care who you are or what you believe in: Don’t make a baby until you can take care of it.

People have been having sex without making babes for thousands of years. It really isn't that hard.

falcon punch. works everytime.