Southwest Pilot Fired for Open Mic Tirade about no Flight Attendants to Bang (NSFW)
 

"gays, grannies, and grandes" LOL

PFFFFHahahah! That guy is awesome.

We're doing a foundation for a pilot and every time he comes to the job he has a glass of whiskey or vodka in his hand. I dont think I've seen him sober once.

They tell me he does a handful of international flights every month and makes a shitload of money per flight. Get the plane in the air, kick in auto-pilot (co-pilot), sit back and start drinking.

I get pissed off when the flight attendants aren't to my liking and I only fly once every few years.

haha agreed. The guy that I stole the OP link from posted this recently on his website.

http://gordonkeith.wordpress.com/201...en-on-a-plane/

You should try flying frequently. There are never, EVER, any good looking flight attendants. And you never get sat beside a hot girl, you always get put in the middle between two fat guys.

Flying sucks.