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Old 07-21-2011, 11:58 AM   #1
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Default Southwest Pilot Fired for Open Mic Tirade about no Flight Attendants to Bang (NSFW)

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Old 07-21-2011, 12:52 PM   #2
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"gays, grannies, and grandes" LOL
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PFFFFHahahah! That guy is awesome.
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We're doing a foundation for a pilot and every time he comes to the job he has a glass of whiskey or vodka in his hand. I dont think I've seen him sober once.

They tell me he does a handful of international flights every month and makes a shitload of money per flight. Get the plane in the air, kick in auto-pilot (co-pilot), sit back and start drinking.
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I get pissed off when the flight attendants aren't to my liking and I only fly once every few years.
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I get pissed off when the flight attendants aren't to my liking and I only fly once every few years.
haha agreed. The guy that I stole the OP link from posted this recently on his website.

http://gordonkeith.wordpress.com/201...en-on-a-plane/
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I get pissed off when the flight attendants aren't to my liking and I only fly once every few years.
You should try flying frequently. There are never, EVER, any good looking flight attendants. And you never get sat beside a hot girl, you always get put in the middle between two fat guys.

Flying sucks.
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