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Landscaper 08-19-2010 12:16 PM

90 gettin some azz (hopefully!)
 
We'll here it goes, after a 30min write up, MT.net logged me out, and I lost my entire build thread (pretty sad considering I have a BachScien in information technology!). Below is the shortened version:

I've built mk3 supras, mustangs, AE86's, etc.. familiar w boost. I've gone N/A to Turbo several times. Not really as hard as ppl think, but definitely takes some know how, and tons of research. I lurk mainly reading/researching/laughing at some of the ppl asking to most ridiculous questions. If I can't find it first, I'll ask.

I also really appreciate all the amazing contributions to this site! Good informative write-ups take lots and lots of time..

Thank you!



90 White 160k

used 60k bottom end (locally)

top end getting worked (grind/decked/cleaned/tested etc..)

MHG/ARP head studs.

garrett gt28/begi mani/dp

460ccs, fuel pump

FMU, ACU

generic intercooler

wideband, and boost controller

etc etc..

When I'm not mad for losing all that info, I'll update.

Here is a pic of some fun stuff that came from the ups man yesterday:
http://i300.photobucket.com/albums/n...00820-1525.jpg

Faeflora 08-19-2010 12:31 PM


Originally Posted by Landscaper (Post 618647)
We'll here it goes, after a 30min write up, MT.net logged me out, and I lost my entire build thread (pretty sad considering I have a BachScien in information technology!).


Did they teach you <ctrl> C in the big school? Try that before hitting submit. ;)

fooger03 08-19-2010 01:48 PM


Originally Posted by faeflora (Post 618657)
Did they teach you <ctrl> C in the big school? Try that before hitting submit. ;)

If it takes me more than 60 seconds to write, it will be "<ctrl> C"d eereday

Landscaper 08-19-2010 07:48 PM

Thanks for the lesson both of you. I usually write in word and paste "<ctrl>v", but how fun all you got out of my write up was my error. Makes me think you have some insecurities. Did you even read past that? I feel like I'm talking to my kids.. I thought this was a car forum?

Makes folks feel welcome!! (now I know why I just lurk!)

Bond 08-19-2010 08:42 PM


Originally Posted by Landscaper (Post 618844)
.. I thought this was a car forum?
!

Full of elitest gay assholes. We are so mean!

Post pics orrelse.

05pearl 08-19-2010 08:45 PM

http://legacygt.com/forums/images/sm...uching_out.gif

Faeflora 08-19-2010 11:29 PM


Originally Posted by Landscaper (Post 618844)
Thanks for the lesson both of you. I usually write in word and paste "<ctrl>v"


And you really have an IT BS?

Try doing Start / Run / notepad and stop wasting your damn RAM on MS Word mr edufied.



And stop being such a flaming asswhoring cockgobbling fagaloid. You shame us with your overabundance of the "queer gene".

And and and when we say pics we mean waist down knees up cropped nice and neat please.

Joe Perez 08-19-2010 11:49 PM

Welcome to MiataTurbo. You will never find a more wretched hive of scum and villainy. :D

fooger03 08-20-2010 08:29 AM


Originally Posted by Landscaper (Post 618844)
Thanks for the lesson both of you. I usually write in word and paste "<ctrl>v", but how fun all you got out of my write up was my error. Makes me think you have some insecurities. Did you even read past that? I feel like I'm talking to my kids.. I thought this was a car forum?

Makes folks feel welcome!! (now I know why I just lurk!)

There's just not any other meat too it....

"Cool story, bro?"

We're not knocking the 30-minute version of your post, we're knocking on the fact that there was a 30-minute post worth of info, and we got the slutty 3-minute version :giggle:

The vast majority of my posts in my own build thread dont elicit so much as a reply - at least you got something goin on in here :P

Landscaper 08-20-2010 09:10 AM


Originally Posted by fooger03 (Post 619027)
We're not knocking the 30-minute version of your post, we're knocking on the fact that there was a 30-minute post worth of info, and we got the slutty 3-minute version :giggle:

The Shame I feel!! Yea, thats not fair to post a dumbed down version of the real thing, like ordering a diet drink with a double whopper meal and then saying "I like the taste" BULLSHIT!

I'll make it up, I promise, with lots of pretty photos to look at.. Thats after I re-clean the embarassing mess I re-create every time I work in the garage..

Landscaper 08-20-2010 03:49 PM


Originally Posted by faeflora (Post 618924)
and you really have an it bs?

Try doing start / run / notepad and stop wasting your damn ram on ms word mr edufied.



And stop being such a flaming asswhoring cockgobbling fagaloid. You shame us with your overabundance of the "queer gene".

And and and when we say pics we mean waist down knees up cropped nice and neat please.

didn't i tell you to go to your room!

hustler 08-22-2010 08:56 AM

Nice coated flanges.

Landscaper 08-27-2010 09:20 PM


Originally Posted by hustler (Post 619620)
Nice coated flanges.

Thanks.

Hard to conceptualize how much these turbo kits are to put together, even as picky a buyer I am..
Got my injectors 460cc mazda type for $80 thats fun.. no junkyards for me!

scandmx5 08-27-2010 09:26 PM


Originally Posted by faeflora (Post 618924)
And you really have an IT BS?

irritable bowel syndrome?

landscaper boost your lawnmower FTMFW!

Landscaper 08-27-2010 10:47 PM


Originally Posted by scandmx5 (Post 622606)
irritable bowel syndrome?

landscaper boost your lawnmower FTMFW!


Yes, but I've been eating more yogurt.

I am buyin parts as fast as I feel comfortable to spend.

turboT 08-28-2010 02:41 AM


Originally Posted by Landscaper (Post 622639)
Yes, but I've been eating more yogurt.

I am buyin parts as fast as I feel comfortable to spend.

i do the smart thing, i get paid, cash my check, go to the shop, and get parts at wholesale prices!... i save a bit for gas and food, and condoms.

flounder 08-28-2010 05:50 PM


Originally Posted by turboT (Post 622706)
i do the smart thing, i get paid, cash my check, go to the shop, and get parts at wholesale prices!... i save a bit for gas and food, and condoms.

Eh, condoms are for suckers.

turboT 08-29-2010 01:27 AM


Originally Posted by flounder (Post 622900)
Eh, condoms are for suckers.

well, i dont normally use them, but the girlfriend gets scared every now and then, so i got to keep them stocked.

Bond 08-29-2010 04:10 AM

I don't even bother if I have to wear a jimmy hat, whats the point

Faeflora 08-29-2010 11:31 AM


Originally Posted by turboT (Post 622991)
well, i dont normally use them, but the girlfriend gets scared every now and then, so i got to keep them stocked.

I got a vasectomy when I was 19. Therefore, I am not a daddy like you suckers will be.

turboT 08-29-2010 12:44 PM


Originally Posted by faeflora (Post 623042)
I got a vasectomy when I was 19. Therefore, I am not a daddy like you suckers will be.

but at least we have sperm that we can actually use, therefore, we are more of a man. =O :jerkit:

Faeflora 08-29-2010 02:28 PM


Originally Posted by turboT (Post 623056)
but at least we have sperm that we can actually use, therefore, we are more of a man. =O :jerkit:

Wow, so does that mean the more babies a guy has the more of a man they are? Sounds like you are a welfare champion!

turboT 08-29-2010 02:31 PM


Originally Posted by faeflora (Post 623090)
Wow, so does that mean the more babies a guy has the more of a man they are? Sounds like you are a welfare champion!

im going off of what my girlfriend likes, she likes my white stuff. i feel sorry for you <3

Faeflora 08-29-2010 06:07 PM


Originally Posted by turboT (Post 623091)
im going off of what my girlfriend likes, she likes my white stuff. i feel sorry for you <3

For the public record: http://www.vasectomy-faq.org/whatis.htm

From the site:

Will I still produce something when I ejaculate?

Yes. What you ejaculate contains normally 3-5% sperm. The rest is seminal fluid produced by the seminal vesicles/prostate gland. After vasectomy you ejaculate about 95-97% of what you did prior to vasectomy."

turboT 08-30-2010 12:31 AM


Originally Posted by faeflora (Post 623151)
For the public record: http://www.vasectomy-faq.org/whatis.htm

From the site:

Will I still produce something when I ejaculate?

Yes. What you ejaculate contains normally 3-5% sperm. The rest is seminal fluid produced by the seminal vesicles/prostate gland. After vasectomy you ejaculate about 95-97% of what you did prior to vasectomy."

hmm, ill be honest, i dont know what to say, thanks for teaching me something new?

Landscaper 08-31-2010 12:15 PM

Really Hi-"Jack" my thread to talk about sperm?

I guess A hard on might be had when boosting, but thats about the extent of it.

Thanks.

turboT 08-31-2010 01:07 PM


Originally Posted by Landscaper (Post 623937)
Really Hi-"Jack" my thread to talk about sperm?

I guess A hard on might be had when boosting, but thats about the extent of it.

Thanks.

what can i say, i really love my car.

Landscaper 09-01-2010 11:55 PM

UPDATE:

Heads in the shop getting purty.
Purchased this week: Fuel pump, injectors, AFPR, Bipes, Oil and coolant lines.

already have Garrett GT28, BEGI MANI, BEGI DP.

Buying next week: intercooler, FMU, fittings, MHG, and STUDS


What can I say I really love my car.

turboT 09-02-2010 12:41 AM


Originally Posted by Landscaper (Post 624709)
UPDATE:

Heads in the shop getting purty.
Purchased this week: Fuel pump, injectors, AFPR, Bipes, Oil and coolant lines.

already have Garrett GT28, BEGI MANI, BEGI DP.

Buying next week: intercooler, FMU, fittings, MHG, and STUDS


What can I say I really love my car.

now your getting in the spirit ;)

Landscaper 09-08-2010 06:49 PM

UPDATE:
Machine shop is done w/my head. Time to buy MHG etc..

chpmnsws6 09-08-2010 07:29 PM


Originally Posted by turboT (Post 623091)
im going off of what my girlfriend likes, she likes my white stuff. i feel sorry for you <3


Well that's odd, she seemed to like mine more...... :naughty:

mx5autoxer 09-08-2010 08:29 PM

:idea:I always wondered why they called it "shootin' blanks". I thought, "wouldn't you not be shooting at all?" Now I know.

Landscaper 09-08-2010 11:30 PM

Again with the ejaculation conversation! Yes I'm excited for christ sakes, I'm building a turbo Miata.. But enough already!

Mods can you remove those random posts?

turboT 09-09-2010 02:13 AM


Originally Posted by Landscaper (Post 627332)
Again with the ejaculation conversation! Yes I'm excited for christ sakes, I'm building a turbo Miata.. But enough already!

Mods can you remove those random posts?

you dont like our thread jack about ejaculation?

Landscaper 09-09-2010 02:26 PM


Originally Posted by turboT (Post 627376)
you dont like our thread jack about ejaculation?


NO... is that clear enough? I really don't like when ppl look at my build thread, all they read is about you idiots and your fucking semen..

kotomile 09-09-2010 02:41 PM

I'm getting snipped when I get back. Got my two kids already, I'm done. Plus not pulling out is much preferred.

This is a thread about ejaculation, right?

chpmnsws6 09-09-2010 05:19 PM


Originally Posted by Landscaper (Post 627583)
NO... is that clear enough? I really don't like when ppl look at my build thread, all they read is about you idiots and your fucking semen..

Give us some cool pictures and material to work with and maybe the ADD's of this forum wouldn't wonder off into the great unknown so much....... So far it lacks anything that's out of the ordinary. Not that its a bad thing, but its just boring from our end so far. :)


Originally Posted by kotomile (Post 627588)
I'm getting snipped when I get back. Got my two kids already, I'm done. Plus not pulling out is much preferred.

This is a thread about ejaculation, right?


Have you talked to the doctor about the procedure? Depending on your age, you might get some grief for it at first.

shlammed 09-09-2010 06:06 PM


Originally Posted by turboT (Post 622991)
well, i dont normally use them, but the girlfriend gets scared every now and then, so i got to keep them stocked.

thats after she sleeps around... i know a couple that do that. :noob:

Landscaper 09-09-2010 08:15 PM


Originally Posted by chpmnsws6 (Post 627658)
Give us some cool pictures and material to work with and maybe the ADD's of this forum wouldn't wonder off into the great unknown so much....... So far it lacks anything that's out of the ordinary. Not that its a bad thing, but its just boring from our end so far. :)

Yea, it is fucking boring. Thats why I usually lurk until I have an unanswered questions. This is why I never do build threads. I'm usually too busy building and not taking pics.

I'll take some pics of all the goodies etc. later...

For all you semen jocks, U need to get laid, maybe you'd stop blabbing about fucking CUM!

turboT 09-10-2010 02:30 AM


Originally Posted by Landscaper (Post 627707)
Yea, it is fucking boring. Thats why I usually lurk until I have an unanswered questions. This is why I never do build threads. I'm usually too busy building and not taking pics.

I'll take some pics of all the goodies etc. later...

For all you semen jocks, U need to get laid, maybe you'd stop blabbing about fucking CUM!

sounds like your the one who needs to get laid, you seem kind of stressed....

Bond 09-10-2010 02:35 AM

Damn I need to get laid, I want to fuck this chick in my physics class so badly

kotomile 09-10-2010 02:37 AM


Originally Posted by chpmnsws6 (Post 627658)
Have you talked to the doctor about the procedure? Depending on your age, you might get some grief for it at first.

No, not yet. I have my two kids though, hopefully he/she will respect/understand that. I'll be 28 when I have the procedure. Too young?

Landscaper 09-10-2010 10:21 AM


Originally Posted by turboT (Post 627803)
sounds like your the one who needs to get laid, you seem kind of stressed....

Nah not stressed.. What did I expect from a couple of dumb kids?

mx5autoxer 09-10-2010 11:25 AM

So what happened to the 30 min write up? :dunno:

Landscaper 09-10-2010 03:52 PM


Originally Posted by mx5autoxer (Post 627906)
So what happened to the 30 min write up? :dunno:

I've been at the car game since High School(graduated '89 as in 19!). I have had 6 mustangs, 3 Supras (Mk3's), 2 AE86's (an 87, and 85) most of them left me in much different condition than I got them, some worse( the first few) others much much better. I've always enjoyed finding the older Japanese cars in the Junkyards, and open field somwhere. Ie my 1st supra I found in a field in florida, towed it home pulled the motor, bought a crappy Japanese motor from one of the less reputable wholesalers, put it in and immediately melted it..

Fast forward to today.

I'm old(getting there) and realize how much better it feels to do things right. Ie. this 90 miata. Shes getting the going over, nice, slow and proper. I am only bandaiding the ECU because I live in Phoenix (hot as hell) and I'm not driving a car without AC! I am saddened by the need for it, as I know these band aids lower the cars potential by quite a bit. I have been also reading about the MS work arounds to prevent the stalling etc, but that for later, if I get to the megasquirt stage.

My goals are not HP driven although HP is super fun. I'm looking for driveability, reliability, and the potential the increase things if I get the notion. Right now, I am only planning on boosting below 8psi, but will fortify, and purchase the parts to prevent failure. I don't like to put parts to the limit, no reason too.

We shall see how it works out with what I have so far (still have a few items to purchase still.

S

Faeflora 09-10-2010 05:15 PM


Originally Posted by Landscaper (Post 628039)
I am only bandaiding the ECU because I live in Phoenix (hot as hell) and I'm not driving a car without AC! I
S

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What does running an EMS have to do with AC?

timk 09-10-2010 06:47 PM

Haha I love the tags on this thread.

BTW my supercharged 99 with A/C idles just fine on the Adaptronic, in fact it's better than the stock ECU was with the supercharger because we can tune out the idle dip.

turboT 09-10-2010 09:41 PM


Originally Posted by Landscaper (Post 627874)
Nah not stressed.. What did I expect from a couple of dumb kids?

now what makes you think im so young? and whats not to make you think that the other members making irrelevant posts are young? sir, i believe you are now a stressed out ignorant individual that needs to get laid very badly.

Landscaper 09-11-2010 01:31 AM


Originally Posted by turboT (Post 628153)
now what makes you think im so young? and whats not to make you think that the other members making irrelevant posts are young? sir, i believe you are now a stressed out ignorant individual that needs to get laid very badly.

And apparently your an old loser arguing about ejaculation on a miata turbo forum?
Please stop as you are boring the shit out of me. I am here to talk about cars, and I have to listen to your miscelleanous ramblings on my build thread..

It's my party and I'll cry if I want to!

Haa that was fun..

Landscaper 09-11-2010 01:38 AM


Originally Posted by faeflora (Post 628073)
?????????????????????????????????????????????????? ?????????????????????????????????????????????????? ?????????????????????????????????????????????????? ?????????????????????????????????????????????????? ?????????????????????????????????????????????????? ?????????????????????????????????????????????????? ?????????????????????????????????????????????????? ??????????????????

What does running an EMS have to do with AC?

Well I am on a budget, and read here on the forum that Megasquirt and A/c aren't friends when the car returns to idle.. I know that there are some work arounds, but like I said, I can't got there yet. Thats why I bought the Bipes..

18psi 09-11-2010 01:39 AM

Holy shit what kind of fagotry did I just stumble into.

Thread went from sub-par (due to the shitty 3 minute intro post when a 30 was promised and never delivered) to utter homo within 30 posts lol

Landscaper 09-11-2010 01:44 AM


Originally Posted by 18psi (Post 628214)
Holy shit what kind of fagotry did I just stumble into.

Thread went from sub-par (due to the shitty 3 minute intro post when a 30 was promised and never delivered) to utter homo within 30 posts lol

Your right, look all I'm trying to do is talk about cars, a few do, the rest are garbage.. I'm over this shit..

turboT 09-11-2010 02:23 AM


Originally Posted by Landscaper (Post 628216)
Your right, look all I'm trying to do is talk about cars, a few do, the rest are garbage.. I'm over this shit..

u mad?

Faeflora 09-11-2010 09:00 AM

http://www.zyklonics.com/wp-content/...penis_8902.png

chpmnsws6 09-11-2010 02:32 PM

That broken corpus callosum sure does look like a busted fibula from my phone haha

chpmnsws6 09-11-2010 02:34 PM

I take that back.... its more radial looking haha

tasty danish 09-11-2010 02:44 PM

Wow OP, you sure do bitch a lot. nobody is forcing you to read these posts. And when did anyone force you to stop talking about cars like you so desperately want to do? You poor thing, you must be wasting away wishing for a friend to talk about cars with, and no one will oblige... *sigh*

oilstain 09-11-2010 09:56 PM


Originally Posted by Landscaper (Post 628216)
Your right, look all I'm trying to do is talk about cars, a few do, the rest are garbage.. I'm over this shit..

Some people are very concered about how much they ejaculate, and how much force it comes out with...Inluding how far it tends to go, as well as the orgasm intensity.

Let me start out by saying that you should be happy with what you have. Girls and guys do not, or at least should not, care how much you can ejaculate.


Now, some people say it just isn't possible to increase the intensity, but I think otherwise. I am spliting this topic into two sections: "How" and "Why"


Section I
~Why~

The male orgasm/ejaculation involves the contraction of many muscles in and around the pelvic region. Because these muscles don't always get excersise, they can become weaker, resulting in a less powerful ejaculation. This is the same reason why some people cannot get full erections.

There are a couple ways to gain better orgasms:
1.] (a somewhat passive way of doing things) A guy who is already sexually active, and continues to be sexually active is already working those muscles a great way. (I am assuming this includes masturbation) Since the muscles are in good shape, the guy does well gaining an orgasm, and therefore has greater confidence.

2.] Another, more active, way of doing things is excersising the muscles around the penis yourself, especially the muscle called the pubococcygeal muscle. Some studies note that men who exercise their muscles actually can sometimes with-hold orgasms better.
The best exercises to do are proabably the kegal exercises. I found on a newsgroup a great question/answer about kegals.
Question: What are Kegel exercises? How can one increase the force of ejaculation?

Section II
~How~
Answer:
Kegel exercises (pronounced "Kay-gill", in case you ever actually have a
conversation about them) were invented to give women better bladder
control. They have a number of useful advantages in sex. In women, they can
help tighten the vagina, particularly after childbirth. The muscles can
also be used deliberately during intercourse to stimulate her partner. They
have a variety of uses for men. As I already mentioned, they strengthen the
muscles used in seminal retention, making that technique more effective.
They can make ejaculation more powerful. This may increase male enjoyment
somewhat and female enjoyment if she is sensitive to it. Deliberate
twitches during intercourse are also useful for males. Knowing how to force
relaxation of the muscles can help maintain control and prevent premature
ejaculation, as well as relieving the muscle cramps that can occur from too
many ejaculations in succession.


Kegel exercises might indeed help with [increasing the force of
ejaculation]. Here is how they are performed by males. First you have to
learn to consciously control the muscles. One way of doing this is to use
them to stop and start urination repeatedly. When you have an erection,
contracting them causes it to move, making them easy to identify. Once you
have the muscles identified, there are three types of exercises to do:
1. try contracting the muscles and holding them that way for a slow count
of ten. You may not be able to last that long at first, but that is why
you are exercising.
2. force them to relax by bearing down as though you were constipated and
trying to force a bowel movement.
3. twitch (contract and release) the muscles as fast as you can ten times
in a row. I find that it works well to alternate each of the first type
with one of the second type. I don't recall how many of these are
recommended. Something like ten of each to start, eventually working up
to a hundred.

In addition to the possibility of increasing the force of ejaculation,
these may increase the number of contractions and the total enjoyment. The
same muscles can also be used to reduce the amount of semen in an
ejaculation by contracting them as hard as possible during it. This leaves
a less than satisfied feeling, usually accompanied by an urgent desire for
another orgasm 10 to 20 minutes later. This can be useful if your partner
wants more sex than you do. Supposedly, increasing the strength of the
muscles can increase this effect to allow quite a few orgasms in a row.
This is the only way that I currently know of, as I really don't pay that much attention to how to increase my ejactulations. (I'm happy with what I have. )

I feel this information is valid, though, and is safe. If anyone tells me otherwise, I will immediately remove the topic. But keep in mind...all should be fine, I just always try to put disclaimers on medical-ish things.

/hustler

18psi 09-11-2010 09:58 PM

It was a hot summer day and I was in my workout room benching 1200 pounds. My abs were flexing and girls within a 10 mile radius were getting wet. Once I was done with my daily 32 hour workout I called one of the bitches I know, Jessica. She is really fucking hot and looks like a supermodel. SO I got into my Lamborghini Gallardo and reved it up to 40,000 RPM (this is an Italian import with special engine system). I got onto the freeway near my house and threw it into 8th gear, I hit about 600 mph and I could hear the sonic boom as I broke the sound barrier. As I was flooring it on the freeway like a badass, Jessica called me and said she wanted me to fuck her. So be it.

I came to a full stop from 700 mph in front of her house. These Ferrari's have top notch brakes, you know. So she gets out of the house and walks up to my Bugatti and starts eyeballing my dick. I could tell she was staring at it because when I looked at her I noticed she was looking at my dick. Booya.

Flash forward to like 10 minutes later. My 30 inch dick is going inside of her VAGINA, hitting them walls. I'm holding her entire body up with my left pinky as I'm fucking her and she has 30,000 orgasms. She looks me in the eyes and she says "harder." V-TEC just kicked in, yo. I blow my load so hard she falls off my dick. There had to have been about two pints of cum everywhere. People say I cum like a pornstar, I wouldn't disagree with them.

I throw her a towel so she can clean herself up then I do a triple backflip into my Maserati and drive home.

turboT 09-12-2010 01:17 AM


Originally Posted by 18psi (Post 628475)
It was a hot summer day and I was in my workout room benching 1200 pounds. My abs were flexing and girls within a 10 mile radius were getting wet. Once I was done with my daily 32 hour workout I called one of the bitches I know, Jessica. She is really fucking hot and looks like a supermodel. SO I got into my Lamborghini Gallardo and reved it up to 40,000 RPM (this is an Italian import with special engine system). I got onto the freeway near my house and threw it into 8th gear, I hit about 600 mph and I could hear the sonic boom as I broke the sound barrier. As I was flooring it on the freeway like a badass, Jessica called me and said she wanted me to fuck her. So be it.

I came to a full stop from 700 mph in front of her house. These Ferrari's have top notch brakes, you know. So she gets out of the house and walks up to my Bugatti and starts eyeballing my dick. I could tell she was staring at it because when I looked at her I noticed she was looking at my dick. Booya.

Flash forward to like 10 minutes later. My 30 inch dick is going inside of her VAGINA, hitting them walls. I'm holding her entire body up with my left pinky as I'm fucking her and she has 30,000 orgasms. She looks me in the eyes and she says "harder." V-TEC just kicked in, yo. I blow my load so hard she falls off my dick. There had to have been about two pints of cum everywhere. People say I cum like a pornstar, I wouldn't disagree with them.

I throw her a towel so she can clean herself up then I do a triple backflip into my Maserati and drive home.

.... lol wait wait..... i thought you had a miata?


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