Damn I need to get laid, I want to fuck this chick in my physics class so badly
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Originally Posted by chpmnsws6
(Post 627658)
Have you talked to the doctor about the procedure? Depending on your age, you might get some grief for it at first.
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Originally Posted by turboT
(Post 627803)
sounds like your the one who needs to get laid, you seem kind of stressed....
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So what happened to the 30 min write up? :dunno:
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Originally Posted by mx5autoxer
(Post 627906)
So what happened to the 30 min write up? :dunno:
Fast forward to today. I'm old(getting there) and realize how much better it feels to do things right. Ie. this 90 miata. Shes getting the going over, nice, slow and proper. I am only bandaiding the ECU because I live in Phoenix (hot as hell) and I'm not driving a car without AC! I am saddened by the need for it, as I know these band aids lower the cars potential by quite a bit. I have been also reading about the MS work arounds to prevent the stalling etc, but that for later, if I get to the megasquirt stage. My goals are not HP driven although HP is super fun. I'm looking for driveability, reliability, and the potential the increase things if I get the notion. Right now, I am only planning on boosting below 8psi, but will fortify, and purchase the parts to prevent failure. I don't like to put parts to the limit, no reason too. We shall see how it works out with what I have so far (still have a few items to purchase still. S |
Originally Posted by Landscaper
(Post 628039)
I am only bandaiding the ECU because I live in Phoenix (hot as hell) and I'm not driving a car without AC! I
S What does running an EMS have to do with AC? |
Haha I love the tags on this thread.
BTW my supercharged 99 with A/C idles just fine on the Adaptronic, in fact it's better than the stock ECU was with the supercharger because we can tune out the idle dip. |
Originally Posted by Landscaper
(Post 627874)
Nah not stressed.. What did I expect from a couple of dumb kids?
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Originally Posted by turboT
(Post 628153)
now what makes you think im so young? and whats not to make you think that the other members making irrelevant posts are young? sir, i believe you are now a stressed out ignorant individual that needs to get laid very badly.
Please stop as you are boring the shit out of me. I am here to talk about cars, and I have to listen to your miscelleanous ramblings on my build thread.. It's my party and I'll cry if I want to! Haa that was fun.. |
Originally Posted by faeflora
(Post 628073)
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What does running an EMS have to do with AC? |
Holy shit what kind of fagotry did I just stumble into.
Thread went from sub-par (due to the shitty 3 minute intro post when a 30 was promised and never delivered) to utter homo within 30 posts lol |
Originally Posted by 18psi
(Post 628214)
Holy shit what kind of fagotry did I just stumble into.
Thread went from sub-par (due to the shitty 3 minute intro post when a 30 was promised and never delivered) to utter homo within 30 posts lol |
Originally Posted by Landscaper
(Post 628216)
Your right, look all I'm trying to do is talk about cars, a few do, the rest are garbage.. I'm over this shit..
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That broken corpus callosum sure does look like a busted fibula from my phone haha
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I take that back.... its more radial looking haha
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Wow OP, you sure do bitch a lot. nobody is forcing you to read these posts. And when did anyone force you to stop talking about cars like you so desperately want to do? You poor thing, you must be wasting away wishing for a friend to talk about cars with, and no one will oblige... *sigh*
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Originally Posted by Landscaper
(Post 628216)
Your right, look all I'm trying to do is talk about cars, a few do, the rest are garbage.. I'm over this shit..
Let me start out by saying that you should be happy with what you have. Girls and guys do not, or at least should not, care how much you can ejaculate. Now, some people say it just isn't possible to increase the intensity, but I think otherwise. I am spliting this topic into two sections: "How" and "Why" Section I ~Why~ The male orgasm/ejaculation involves the contraction of many muscles in and around the pelvic region. Because these muscles don't always get excersise, they can become weaker, resulting in a less powerful ejaculation. This is the same reason why some people cannot get full erections. There are a couple ways to gain better orgasms: 1.] (a somewhat passive way of doing things) A guy who is already sexually active, and continues to be sexually active is already working those muscles a great way. (I am assuming this includes masturbation) Since the muscles are in good shape, the guy does well gaining an orgasm, and therefore has greater confidence. 2.] Another, more active, way of doing things is excersising the muscles around the penis yourself, especially the muscle called the pubococcygeal muscle. Some studies note that men who exercise their muscles actually can sometimes with-hold orgasms better. The best exercises to do are proabably the kegal exercises. I found on a newsgroup a great question/answer about kegals. Question: What are Kegel exercises? How can one increase the force of ejaculation? Section II ~How~ Answer: Kegel exercises (pronounced "Kay-gill", in case you ever actually have a conversation about them) were invented to give women better bladder control. They have a number of useful advantages in sex. In women, they can help tighten the vagina, particularly after childbirth. The muscles can also be used deliberately during intercourse to stimulate her partner. They have a variety of uses for men. As I already mentioned, they strengthen the muscles used in seminal retention, making that technique more effective. They can make ejaculation more powerful. This may increase male enjoyment somewhat and female enjoyment if she is sensitive to it. Deliberate twitches during intercourse are also useful for males. Knowing how to force relaxation of the muscles can help maintain control and prevent premature ejaculation, as well as relieving the muscle cramps that can occur from too many ejaculations in succession. Kegel exercises might indeed help with [increasing the force of ejaculation]. Here is how they are performed by males. First you have to learn to consciously control the muscles. One way of doing this is to use them to stop and start urination repeatedly. When you have an erection, contracting them causes it to move, making them easy to identify. Once you have the muscles identified, there are three types of exercises to do: 1. try contracting the muscles and holding them that way for a slow count of ten. You may not be able to last that long at first, but that is why you are exercising. 2. force them to relax by bearing down as though you were constipated and trying to force a bowel movement. 3. twitch (contract and release) the muscles as fast as you can ten times in a row. I find that it works well to alternate each of the first type with one of the second type. I don't recall how many of these are recommended. Something like ten of each to start, eventually working up to a hundred. In addition to the possibility of increasing the force of ejaculation, these may increase the number of contractions and the total enjoyment. The same muscles can also be used to reduce the amount of semen in an ejaculation by contracting them as hard as possible during it. This leaves a less than satisfied feeling, usually accompanied by an urgent desire for another orgasm 10 to 20 minutes later. This can be useful if your partner wants more sex than you do. Supposedly, increasing the strength of the muscles can increase this effect to allow quite a few orgasms in a row. This is the only way that I currently know of, as I really don't pay that much attention to how to increase my ejactulations. (I'm happy with what I have. ) I feel this information is valid, though, and is safe. If anyone tells me otherwise, I will immediately remove the topic. But keep in mind...all should be fine, I just always try to put disclaimers on medical-ish things. /hustler |
It was a hot summer day and I was in my workout room benching 1200 pounds. My abs were flexing and girls within a 10 mile radius were getting wet. Once I was done with my daily 32 hour workout I called one of the bitches I know, Jessica. She is really fucking hot and looks like a supermodel. SO I got into my Lamborghini Gallardo and reved it up to 40,000 RPM (this is an Italian import with special engine system). I got onto the freeway near my house and threw it into 8th gear, I hit about 600 mph and I could hear the sonic boom as I broke the sound barrier. As I was flooring it on the freeway like a badass, Jessica called me and said she wanted me to fuck her. So be it.
I came to a full stop from 700 mph in front of her house. These Ferrari's have top notch brakes, you know. So she gets out of the house and walks up to my Bugatti and starts eyeballing my dick. I could tell she was staring at it because when I looked at her I noticed she was looking at my dick. Booya. Flash forward to like 10 minutes later. My 30 inch dick is going inside of her VAGINA, hitting them walls. I'm holding her entire body up with my left pinky as I'm fucking her and she has 30,000 orgasms. She looks me in the eyes and she says "harder." V-TEC just kicked in, yo. I blow my load so hard she falls off my dick. There had to have been about two pints of cum everywhere. People say I cum like a pornstar, I wouldn't disagree with them. I throw her a towel so she can clean herself up then I do a triple backflip into my Maserati and drive home. |
Originally Posted by 18psi
(Post 628475)
It was a hot summer day and I was in my workout room benching 1200 pounds. My abs were flexing and girls within a 10 mile radius were getting wet. Once I was done with my daily 32 hour workout I called one of the bitches I know, Jessica. She is really fucking hot and looks like a supermodel. SO I got into my Lamborghini Gallardo and reved it up to 40,000 RPM (this is an Italian import with special engine system). I got onto the freeway near my house and threw it into 8th gear, I hit about 600 mph and I could hear the sonic boom as I broke the sound barrier. As I was flooring it on the freeway like a badass, Jessica called me and said she wanted me to fuck her. So be it.
I came to a full stop from 700 mph in front of her house. These Ferrari's have top notch brakes, you know. So she gets out of the house and walks up to my Bugatti and starts eyeballing my dick. I could tell she was staring at it because when I looked at her I noticed she was looking at my dick. Booya. Flash forward to like 10 minutes later. My 30 inch dick is going inside of her VAGINA, hitting them walls. I'm holding her entire body up with my left pinky as I'm fucking her and she has 30,000 orgasms. She looks me in the eyes and she says "harder." V-TEC just kicked in, yo. I blow my load so hard she falls off my dick. There had to have been about two pints of cum everywhere. People say I cum like a pornstar, I wouldn't disagree with them. I throw her a towel so she can clean herself up then I do a triple backflip into my Maserati and drive home. |
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