I tried calling the shop. The jerkoff who answered the phone sighed and hung up on me after I asked for the results. Dicks

 

Anyone seen Kurt's myspace? He posted an update yesterday.

http://profile.myspace.com/index.cfm...endid=27632476

his carbon fiber companies are nowehere to be found...

just like the dyno plotz

 

I find it hilarious that we are stalking this guy. Does anybody actually know him personally or are we finding all this info out purely based on information he has provided? (hidden question: would it be this easy for you all to track me down?)

 

You haven't seen many of the "epic" threads floating around the web have you? If people wanted they could have your whole life story, employer, address, anything they wanted in a matter of hours.

 

On every board there is someone with access to more information then you'd care to know

From this information, I would assume his project failed, and he is now "taking stock of his life" and probably realized he sucks at it:

 

Sounds to me like other events in his life have caused him to lose interest in the car scene for the moment. And how nice that's he's taken the time to describe to all humanity, in considerable detail, the many tattoo upgrades he is currently planning to celebrate this turning point.

 

it's not stalking if the information is in the first 3 pages of google results.

but yeah, if you use your FULL GODDAM NAME as your username on a forum... people can probably find you real easy. also helps if your name is somewhat uncommon.

For example, if you google "Joe Perez" you get:

but right after that you get a realtor, a lawyer, an actor, stuntman, and more gay results.

PS who has tickets to the gun show?

 

HahahahaHAHAHAHAHA!

You know, I've never bothered Googling myself before. ****, that's just disturbing. Still, it's a sufficiently common name (pretty much the equivalent of John Smith in Cuba) that I imagine you could search for hours without producing a single hit on the real me.


edit: I like this one: http://wiki.answers.com/Q/Who_is_Joe_Perez

 

I googled myself once, and found out I was in prison.

 

According to Wikipedia I'm a U.S. basketball player, a luger (), and a professor....pretty successful life if I don't say so myself, wish i had the $$ to prove it

 

Epic fail threads are what make the internet so addictive.

 

Bah, not that guy! My arms are the same size, and I'd be DAMNED embarrassed if someone caught me doing a double bicep!

By the way: I play for the Bengals and know how to party.