*acoustic bridge*

*ahem*

oh mahhh-mmmaaaaaa, just fucked a man

put a dick against his head
licked the scrotum, now he's dead

Mamaaaaaaaaa, life had just begun,
but now I've gone and bloo-oown all the guys.

Mama, ooh, ooh
Didn't mean to make me gay

If I don't admit that I'm outside the closet,
carry on, carry on, as if nothing really matters..

Too late, my boyfriend came
Sent shivers down my spine, anus aching all the time

Goodbye, everybody, I've got to go,
But it really burns now when I try to pee.

FTFY

Errhhmehgawd I miss this place

Best thread ever

y i k e s

Doesn't really matter.

Everyone should see.

Mama, just killed a block
Put cast pistons in its head,
ran a basemap, now it's dead.

Mama, cheaped out on Bor Chuann,
Now I've stuffed it in the lawn.

Damn, I just got here. This place is poppin.

Spool and BOOST,
spool and BOOST,
will my clutch let go!?

Stock Miatas are so sloooow

I don't wanna die!
Sometimes wish I'd never been boosted at all...

Caught in a tail slide