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Future_Ls1_Miata 03-01-2009 10:22 AM

thanks for the changing the thread name
 
I was gonna get to that eventually. In-home sexual reassignment surgery is a fairly dangerous procedure. Sex change surgeries costs thousands of dollars and people just don't want to have to pay so much money to remove some gonads. So there is a very inexpensive way to get the man-gina you've always dreamed of.

Step 1.) Pick up an anatomy book(the ones that have lots of vag pics)
Step 2.) Befriend a med student or Biochem major, to get some Diethyl Ether.
Step 3.) Go to a hardware store to buy some towels, scissors, exacto knives, saline solution, rubbing alcohol, syringes, clamps(different sizes), and zip ties, gloves, and lots of kleenex.
Step 4.) Befriend a med-student, give him/her about hundred dollars, and some lunch money to sedate you and remove the parts of your choice. Vaginas come in very popular styles like, multifolded, ultra wrinkly, shemale penile-vag combo(for those who like self-fucking), Eunuch(those that want to be angels) and the "multi-hole WTF it looks nothing like any human vagina I've ever seen!". Those are very popular today with the slowing economy and posting themselves on makeshift porn sites.

Step 5.) Give time to heal. Wear diaper to prevent bleeding all over the ground, and then give it a spin... post self in Criaigslist and wait for the calls to start rolling in.

Congratulations: You are officially a She-man, shemale, trans... whatever you like to be called. :)

p51hellfire 03-01-2009 01:09 PM


Originally Posted by Future_Ls1_Miata (Post 375737)
I was gonna get to that eventually. In-home sexual reassignment surgery is a fairly dangerous procedure. Sex change surgeries costs thousands of dollars and people just don't want to have to pay so much money to remove some gonads. So there is a very inexpensive way to get the man-gina you've always dreamed of.

Step 1.) Pick up an anatomy book(the ones that have lots of vag pics)
Step 2.) Befriend a med student or Biochem major, to get some Diethyl Ether.
Step 3.) Go to a hardware store to buy some towels, scissors, exacto knives, saline solution, rubbing alcohol, syringes, clamps(different sizes), and zip ties, gloves, and lots of kleenex.
Step 4.) Befriend a med-student, give him/her about hundred dollars, and some lunch money to sedate you and remove the parts of your choice. Vaginas come in very popular styles like, multifolded, ultra wrinkly, shemale penile-vag combo(for those who like self-fucking), Eunuch(those that want to be angels) and the "multi-hole WTF it looks nothing like any human vagina I've ever seen!". Those are very popular today with the slowing economy and posting themselves on makeshift porn sites.

Step 5.) Give time to heal. Wear diaper to prevent bleeding all over the ground, and then give it a spin... post self in Criaigslist and wait for the calls to start rolling in.

Congratulations: You are officially a She-man, shemale, trans... whatever you like to be called. :)


honestly.. what the fuck is wrong with you........ and how did u grow up 5 years in one you still haven't answered that??? :cjerk:

Future_Ls1_Miata 03-01-2009 03:02 PM

hey it's all fun and games man.
 
I joined last year. I used a Username that I have used for the past 5 years for this site as well, because my memory is shot. I have trouble remembering things. So I didn't grow up 5 years in 1 year or some crazy mess like that. I know most people use the same username/password for everything they use. (email, accounts, etc) My original thread before admin changed it was (How to change Username)... not How to Change Sexual Orientation...:bang:

magnamx-5 03-01-2009 06:45 PM


Originally Posted by Future_Ls1_Miata (Post 375815)
I joined last year. I am a queer and need a V8 to emasculate me :bang:

:magna: :hustler:

p51hellfire 03-01-2009 10:10 PM

lol sure kiddo...

kotomile 03-02-2009 12:46 AM


Originally Posted by Future_Ls1_Miata (Post 375815)
My original thread before admin changed it was (How to change Username)... not How to Change Sexual Orientation...:bang:

You mean someone changed the title of the thread? I don't believe you, that's never happened before here.

Future_Ls1_Miata 03-02-2009 05:56 PM

i'm not going to argue
 
My god, Magnamx-5. I don't need to emasculate myself. Perhaps you'll grow out of that teenage streetfighter obsession. It's doesn't matter what displacement or how many cylinders, or if it's rotary or diesel. Ls1 motors/tranny are inexpensive!, NA Miatas are inexpensive, the conversion kit with new front subframe/rails, tranny crossmember, steering rack mounts, rear axle and driveshaft for under 5k. My turbo, stock internals B6P 1.6 < LS1 5.7 stock internals. There are options to cut the firewall and move the motor back some if you're worried about 50-50 weight distribution. There are also shit ton of parts for LS1. I love the stiff/lightweight chassis of the NA, now combine a beasty engine like the LS1 and you got yourself a 12 second car that can still lateral grip close to a G.

magnamx-5 03-03-2009 12:20 AM


Originally Posted by Future_Ls1_Miata (Post 376363)
My god, Magnamx-5. I don't need to emasculate myself. Perhaps you'll grow out of that teenage streetfighter obsession. It's doesn't matter what displacement or how many cylinders, or if it's rotary or diesel. Ls1 motors/tranny are inexpensive!, NA Miatas are inexpensive, the conversion kit with new front subframe/rails, tranny crossmember, steering rack mounts, rear axle and driveshaft for under 5k. My turbo, stock internals B6P 1.6 < LS1 5.7 stock internals. There are options to cut the firewall and move the motor back some if you're worried about 50-50 weight distribution. There are also shit ton of parts for LS1. I love the stiff/lightweight chassis of the NA, now combine a beasty engine like the LS1 and you got yourself a 12 second car that can still lateral grip close to a G.

damn u are awefull defensive on your decision.

Aricjm15 03-04-2009 01:52 AM

Is there a button somewhere to nominate this for a "best of Miataturbo.net" area?

magnamx-5 03-05-2009 01:19 AM


Originally Posted by Aricjm15 (Post 377228)
Is there a button somewhere to nominate this for a "best of Miataturbo.net" area?

It shall be enshrined as all my countless threads are man. Be sure to do a search for ricanmiatas stolen oil to.
https://www.miataturbo.net/forum/t4880/ :magna:


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