Dumb and Dumber deliver a misplaced briefcase to Aspen, B-Movie ensues.
 

Yes folks the time has come for the mighty Stoole-Pusha and Me to dual it out in a highway battle. I will be picking up my new motor tomorrow morning and hitting the dyno in the afternoon in order to see what this current stock engine is making. The race will be happening with my old block as after the race is done, this weekend we'll be swapping out the "stock block that could and did" for the new beating heart.

On to the specs!

Pusha's C5 Z06
Thunder Racing Cam
TPIS ported intake
TPIS LT's
Catted X-Pipe
Stock Ti Exhaust
Vararam intake

Currently making about 400 RWHP on the mustang dyno

Leatherface24's slow 04 MSM

Stock 94 bottom end with 140k miles on it
MSM head with mild port work and bowl blending
Garrett T4 twin scroll 46 trim .50/.58 turbo @25psi
Almost maxed out 660cc injectors
Custom everything under the hood

Currently making 290rwhp on the mustang dyno at 20 psi


I really hope this race is close and not a walk fest as we both have been waiting for quite some time to do this. I also hope my little motor lasts without grenading as its gone through so much already and has held together.

So ladies, thoughts?

And yes pics and vids will be taken

who financed the corvette?

if answer = parents

then

you win even if you lose.

else

the corvette wins.

Woot!

Pushas dad's z06?

I always cheer for the underdog, so your MSM better win.

also. have someone competent take the video...

You're seriously making 290rwhp on a stock '94 block at 20psi and you didn't break any rods yet?

hyper coming?

I think FleaFlora can take a good video or two.

He's running 25psi now according to the OP

damn thridgen where you been lol

invite hyper.

hell no then my shit will blow up guaranteed

SOMEONE BETTER FUCKING TAKE VIDS!!!!!!!!
I swear if you guys don't post vids I'm going to fly there and choke both your faggettes in your sleep.



I think the vette will win. If the vette was stock and the driver was shitty (even shittier than Pusha:D) then I'd change my prediction.......Otherwise, I'd say the miata has the best chances from 20-120. Off the line the vette has everything going for it. Past 120 the vette also has everything going for it.

I say you do all 3:
a dig race
a 20-120
and a 40-???


I'm really excited to see this:D

So where and when ? I wanna watch.

If he can handle a camera like he can handle a sawzall.......

I always thought that Z06 was his boyfriend's.

Jake is fat so it might be a closer race then you think.

The C5 Z06 is mine, my dad has a C6 Z06 to play with so he doesn't need my slow car.

Lower races will be spincity. I spin until I ~5k RPM in third.

My prediction, the Corvette gets smoked.

It takes a man to race a radial tired car from a dead stop. Are you one?

That is your problem, not his.

Haters,

It's not my fault you can't hang at our level. Please keep this thread clean and free of bullshit as this will be a bout between two capable machines and their operators.

There is no animosity between Jared and I. We are friends lovers.


Smartguy, he spins until like 60 mph too.

Can I join in the fun too?

With your disassembled pile? I'm not sure you would be able to push it fast enough with those chicken legs.

And epic salad tossing and docking vids of jake and i wikk be posted after the race :)

How about you post those pics taken under the overpass? Lotsa sweet whips in those pics.

Who said I have chicken legs? lol you crazy

No hating here.

I have no doubts about the capability of the machines, but when you talk about racing from a roll, then I start to doubt the operator. :makeout:

Brushing up on my brake boosting as i write this...

Hes got shit tires dude like me

I'll do a dig but to be honest, I spin 1->2 and until the top of 3rd. I need tires if I want to play from a low roll.

You almost had me? You never had me - you never had your car... Granny shiftin' not double clutchin' like you should. You're lucky that hundred shot of NOS didn't blow the welds on the intake! You almost had me?

I didn't ask who's the owner, I asked who paid for it...

I am just stirring the pot.

Not that it's any of your business, but:

I paid for most of it with the money I got from my big turbo S4 (which I paid for by working at Publix through high school). I cashed in some savings bonds for the remaining $5k or so. I'd received one $100 savings bond every month for my entire life from my grandparents until I was 18. I think saving those for over 21 years and not blowing them all on Pokemon cards or pot in high school was worth it.

Lol u mad?

Don't worry Jake, haters love to hate.

Leatherface ftw!

Vids plz! Both competently and incompetently shot versions, if possible.

Vetts are gay and slow in my book also they need computers out the ass so you don't crash. Turn them off in the c6 and There will be a spin out. Also I was beating my friends c5 zo6 he had intake exhaust and a cam. I beat him on my old 16g setup on 10psi.

This fm clutch does not like brake boosting....this is looking bleak lol

When you say brake boosting do you mean foot braking? Yes I am old.

Unless you are on slicks, why bother?

Dude for a highway race against the tq machine i need all of my tq as soon as possible. Brake boosting is driving and while you have your left foot on the brake pedal, you floor the gas pedal while building boost and staying at a certain mph. Once your at full boost, let off the brake pedal and hold on

...just get anti-lag lollzzzzz

This part of that classic quote is no longer funny after I saw JayL's intake with blown welds. :|

So when is this actually going down?

It's what you do before the race starts so you can be in boost the second you go. Hold down brake and give it gas to build boost, race starts, let off brake, instant boost.

I just took a video of it. Will post here in a bit

This better not be one of your vertical narrow-screen iPhone videos

now listen here penis monger, you will take my video as is and you will like it:giggle:! Its still processing as I type this

brake boosting is for Toyota Supra drivers. >:3

so...this race happen or what?

This race will happen. If you're interested in being there, buy a fast car and PM me.'

So far, the only people invited:

• Jared
• Myself
• Gayron
• Buffon the Reffy Fuck

So, which one of you is the cameraman for the threesome?

We have Spielberg and Warner Bros. coming.

And some folks from vivid entertainment for the after party

only the gay ones

holy slow spool batman

I'll be hitting the nitrous while that bitch is still spooling.

Pusha are you real? and are you really going to race that miata? haha

omg, horizontal widescreen iPhone videos :idea:

Get the fuck out of our thread.