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Jdilla 11-30-2012 05:18 PM


Originally Posted by hustler (Post 954808)
You're probably retarded.

Ok i'm an idiot, i'm in my second year of residency at musc about to an emergency medicine physician... what do you do, troll forums and jack your friends dick. Probably the most retarded thing i do is stick my dick right in your mom's ass get it shit covered; however, to finish it off I ram my shit covered dick down her throat and make her taste my cum/shit concoction. Just had to throw that out there for your information.

RussellT94 11-30-2012 05:56 PM


Originally Posted by Jdilla (Post 954902)
i'm in my second year of residency at musc about to an emergency medicine physician...



About to what an emergency medicine physician? Blow one? Get fisted by one? You seem to still be missing that verb concept.

I feel like I must avoid upstate SC to minimize the risk of ever ending up in a medical facility that would allow you to be there.

thenuge26 11-30-2012 06:01 PM


Originally Posted by Jdilla (Post 954902)
Ok i'm an idiot, i'm in my second year of residency at musc about to an emergency medicine physician...

Cool, you probably know more about medicine than most of the members of the forum.

They know more about turboing miatas than you do, so I suggest you shut the fuck up and listen.

Have fun at Clubroadster after your ban! :riaa:

18psi 11-30-2012 06:36 PM

OP's hotside parts look like they were welded with his shit covered dick

Also it still has the maf so probably running bandaids.

Also the usb is coming out of his asshole.

Also his mom shoulda swallowed.

Also....

kotomile 11-30-2012 10:27 PM

The butthurt is strong with this one.

Joe Perez 11-30-2012 10:35 PM

The word "pancakes" comes to mind at the moment.

mgeoffriau 11-30-2012 10:37 PM


Originally Posted by Joe Perez (Post 954955)
The word "pancakes" comes to mind at the moment.


viperormiata 12-01-2012 12:20 AM

This is the worst thing I've ever seen in my entire life.

I almost feel sorry for OP. All he has in life is his shitty car and fake med. school that he uses to impress people on the internet but gets laughed at because he eats cum.

cpolly69 12-01-2012 12:30 AM

Lol
I checked in on this earlier and man did it go south fast.
This guy actually had people hoping he had a decent ems in the beginning and now he's talking about shit all over his dick.
Someone please tell me how you make it through med school without the ability to compose a simple paragraph.
In for vids of the dyno. I think I would like to see your car blow up.

Joe Perez 12-01-2012 12:41 AM


Originally Posted by cpolly69 (Post 954986)
Someone please tell me how you make it through med school without the ability to compose a simple paragraph.

http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_fULlII_3Dh...Dr+Riviera.gif

mellowout 12-01-2012 01:07 AM

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a little mspaint and facebook goes a long way.

http://www.facebook.com/jason.dillard.980

viperormiata 12-01-2012 01:44 AM


Originally Posted by mellowout (Post 954991)

Ahahaha


Originally Posted by J-Dildo
I like to love, laugh, and party. I have the best family in the world and would give anyone the shirt off my back. Family and friends are very important to me, so nobody better mess with either of them. lol. Well, anything else you want to know just ask.... Oh yea, and I like to sing with the radio (no im not gay), just goofy that way. i am kind of person who would come out of the gym and go straight to mcdonald... i never pick my nose when there are bumps on the road. i don't just sing in the shower.... i actually perform.


thirdgen 12-01-2012 02:47 AM

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As I carefully monitored this fail aid's thread...I decided to bless MT.net with the greatest Diss Reply of them all.

1) Post #1 shows your car, to which I see nothing wrong with, aside from your hood misalignment. People busted on the fact that "your silver wheels looked better" but that's shitty. Would my car look better with my current motegi's? Or with Konig Black Feathers?

2) I saw this:

Originally Posted by thenuge26 (Post 953711)
In for hustler's sex organ part out thread.

and I thought "Oh Great, I always wanted to pay money for Syphilis"

3) Then this happened:

Originally Posted by Jdilla (Post 954411)
True True true!!!! I'll see what I can do. As far as boost goes i'm running about 14 psi spiking at 16, I wouldn't feel comfortable turning it up anymore w/o meth inj. :skid:

I was like, "16psi??? I wonder what FMU this monkey spank is running?"

4)Then I saw this:

Originally Posted by Jdilla (Post 954781)
Don't worry hoodrisers going off after autocross tomorrow... it's funny how all the people with no lives troll forums and try to give grammar lessons. I really don't know how the forum has made it so far with all of these 45 year old miata driving a$sholes criticizing every sentence i put on a forum. If I wanted a grammar lesson I would go back to clemson, then back to med school. You old troll's will never amount to anything, so get a life and get off my threads. If I want your opinion directly i'll ask you immature old fooksticks.
:gtfo:

I thought, "Why wait till autocross is over to take the shit riser's off? I mean, autocross is so fucken awesome spending time standing at a cone for 10 hours, you'll have like 9 and 3/4 hours to remove them, why wait?"

5)Then I was dumbfounded by this:

Originally Posted by Jdilla (Post 954807)
maaaaaaaannnnnnnn i'm going to get it dyno tuned for 15 psi and make sure my duty cycle is not to high. I have some kind of piggy back system under my passenger seat, when I bought the car it had a long usb cord coming from underneath the floor mat. Previous owner said some guy that worked for or was affiliated with FM built the car, definitely tuneable with some kind of device.

Who owns a turbo Miata and has no clue what ECU/ FMU is running the car? Oh yeah...this Chin Ball Wizard...that's who. "i'm going to get it dyno tuned for 15 psi and make sure my duty cycle is not to high" do you even know what a duty cycle is? How are you going to get it tuned if you don't even know what FMU is in the car?

6)The I read Blah Blah Blah and I come across this awesomeness:Attachment 61077and I said "what did my dog rape and mutilate and drag across my driveway this time?" Seriously. Look at the welds, look at the couplings, look at the plumbing. No comment.

7)

Originally Posted by Jdilla (Post 954902)
Ok i'm an idiot, i'm in my second year of residency at musc about to an emergency medicine physician... what do you do, troll forums and jack your friends dick. Probably the most retarded thing i do is stick my dick right in your mom's ass get it shit covered; however, to finish it off I ram my shit covered dick down her throat and make her taste my cum/shit concoction. Just had to throw that out there for your information.

Ahhh yes, my favorite part. The part where the OP gets pissed cause he can't understand why his mad tyte ride (and the fact that he has no clue about his fuel management) makes him an idiot.

8)You don't understand this with your -40 props?

Originally Posted by concealer404 (Post 954791)
I can't even fathom how you'd mis-spell "assholes" like that with the "$" sign. Not only is it NOT next to the "S," you have to hit a second key as well! It's like willfully being stupid!

He's clearly talking about your mom and trying to say "if your mom's name was "Pussy", he would've autographed her breasts with motherfuckin dollar sign's instead of S's."
(skip to 2:57)

y8s 12-01-2012 08:58 AM

I should have stepped in before this got to 5 pages.

You're all horrible people.

hustler 12-01-2012 09:24 AM


Originally Posted by y8s (Post 955015)
I should have stepped in before this got to 5 pages.

You're all horrible people.

STFU, liberal!!!!

hustler 12-01-2012 09:24 AM


Originally Posted by Jdilla (Post 954902)
Ok i'm an idiot, i'm in my second year of residency at musc about to an emergency medicine physician... what do you do, troll forums and jack your friends dick. Probably the most retarded thing i do is stick my dick right in your mom's ass get it shit covered; however, to finish it off I ram my shit covered dick down her throat and make her taste my cum/shit concoction. Just had to throw that out there for your information.

If you weren't a manlet virgin living in your mother's basement. I have no choice but to submit this post to the internet police. Consequences will never be the same.

You'll remain a "ratarded idiot" until you realize that "I" is a proper noun, requiring capitalization. You should also consider utilizing question marks when asking questions in writing and consider utilizing the ellipsis to indicate words you skip over in quotation or to indicate a general list. Welcome to 3rd grade writing; who's the idiot now?

hustler 12-01-2012 09:26 AM


Originally Posted by kotomile (Post 954888)

You make me spill my machiato!!!


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